Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight,or Dancing With the Stars, any of the Cullens, or the Pros!

EMPOV:

"Alice! I have a brilliantly brilliantly brilliant idea!" I shouted up the stairs. It was a Tuesday night, and the rest of the family was hunting. Other than Eddie and Bella, who were at Charlie's house for dinner. Even though we don't eat, Bella and Eddie fix supper at Charlie's once a week so that Nessie and Charlie can bond.

"Emmett, this is going to be amazing!" Alice said as she descended the stairs.

"Who's going to win? Is it me? Oh, I have amazing ideas for this!" I questioned. Much to my disappointment, Alice shook her head.

"I don't know, I think that the pack is involved, so I can't see. But everyone and Jake will be here in thirty two minutes and eleven seconds. I can already imagine the costumes, oh, and the shoes!" Alice squealed.

"How will everyone react? Will they all agree?" I asked.

"Well, as long as we play to everyone's strength's, they should agree. Nessie won't be able to compete though because she is too young, and her talent will confuse her partner." Alice responded while bouncing around the dining room. Alice set out her sketch pad, and started designing her costumes. By the time I heard the Volvo on the driveway, she had more than 100 designs completely drawn out.

I started singing to zone Edward out of my mind.

"We didn't start the fire.

It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning-"

"Emmett, stop please. I know you have some ridiculous idea, and my answer is no. So please stop bugging me." – Edward interrupted.

"Actually, Edward, life has been getting a little stale lately, maybe it's time for some fun." Bella added.

"Why, Bells, is Eddie not taking care of you in the bedroom? He's too vanilla, isn't he?" I teased.

"Emmett, you lost that bet and aren't allowed-" Eddie started.

"No, Edward, its okay. Emmett, if you consider whipped cream, and mountain lion sauce stale, well I suppose we are vanilla, but we go through ten boxes of blood flavored condoms a week." Bella stated.

I snapped my mouth shut, and turned to Alice, hoping that she would take it from here. I couldn't believe that Bella had gotten my uptight brother to be kinky in the bedroom. Whats more, he even looked pleased and proud of himself!

Alice addressed the family with a triumphant smile. " We are going to be participating in "Dancing With the Stars" next season!"