Hermione smiled. That loser was, hmmm, kind of hot. Wait, what? Draco Malfoy? Hot? What world was she living in? Had she been kissed by a dementor? God, no! This couldn't be happening….Him and Her? Nope. No can do. Impossible. He was evil. Well, actually, he'd just been raised by people who were scared by evil. He was just taught to be evil, it wasn't his fault he was raised next to the dark lord, was it?

She gave her new potions partner a saucy grin. Cruelly, he snickered at her and turned away. That was the end of that, then.