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Title: Trading Places

Summary: After an argument, Hermione transfers her current pregnancy to Ron. With what results?

"Did you have fun at the party?" asked Ron, unbuttoning his robes.

Hermione plopped down on the couple's bed, arms crossed looking at the wall. Ron could tell by her body language and the way that she was breathing, that his wife was not particularly happy.

"Well, it was especially pleasant to see you chatting up Annabelle all evening," she replied, ripping off her shoes and throwing them in the corner.

"What are you going on about?" asked Ron with a puzzled look on his face.

"I'm simply stating the fact that it's not enough that you have to work with her all week, but you flirt with her all night at the holiday party."

"I was talking to her about renting her parents' cottage this summer," he explained. "I thought it might be nice to get away with Rose before the baby comes in August."

"Oh, that's a very well thought out excuse, Ronald." Hermione only used her husband's full name when she was particularly upset with him. "I saw you looking at her bum."

Ron rushed across the room and sat next to her on the end of the bed, and gently took her hand in his.

"Hermione, you know you're the only one I find attractive!"

"Don't lie to me," she said as she pulled her hand away and stood up, pacing. "I know I haven't lost all of the weight I gained with Rose. I'm not daft."

"I can't even tell honey," said Ron honestly. "You look the same to me."

"You never notice anything," sobbed Hermione, hiding her face behind her hands.

"Oh," said Ron with a grin on his face. "I know what this is."

"And what exactly is this?" asked Hermione with a look of fury.

"Hormones, of course," he replied bluntly. "You got crazy like this the last time you were pregnant."

"Crazy, am I?" her face was now bright red as she walked slowly up to him. "You have no idea what I'm going through!"

Hermione withdrew her wand and slowly backed away. Ron didn't hear the curse she muttered, all he saw was a bright purple light. She then started crying harder, and ran into the bathroom, locking herself in.

Ron didn't feel any different, and he looked around the room with confusion as he wondered what his wife had just done to him. It wouldn't be until the next day that Ron would find out that what Hermione did would alter his life completely.

To be continued...