((Hi! OK, first off, this is SUPER SHORT. Shorter than your average Asian Quickie short. But a lovely user named BlacktwinWhitetwin wanted to see more stories featuring my OC New Orleans, so I decided to post it up. Don't mind me.

New Orleans might be getting her own story collection later on, though. I'll see what I can think of. Anyways, enjoy!))

New Orleans got her robe and walked to the kitchen, rubbing her eyes. "Hetalia! I told you not to raid the fri—" She paused.

A man with armor and dark brown hair (plus haircurls) was helping himself from the Vargases' refridgerator.

"What the...? Grandpa Rome?"

"Hiiiii!" Rome said cheerily. "I came to visit my grandsons and stop for a snack!"

New Orleans raised an eyebrow. "Um...might I ask how you're here when you're dead?"

"God lets me visit sometimes," Rome responded. "Heaven does get boring, and I love to see Veneziano and Romano! I'm also so glad to see you, I've been waiting forever to see Veneziano get a girlfriend!" He grinned.

New Orleans blushed. "First of all, I'm not his girlfriend! And I'd prefer it that you not take everything in your grandsons' fridge."

"Oh, this isn't your house? I've haven't been here in a while, can't recognize the place."

New Orleans groaned. Great, now she had to deal with two weird siblings and their scatterbrained grandfather.

Then, Rome picked up the toaster, holding it out to New Orleans. "I saw this sitting on the counter! I put bread in it and it toasted perfectly! What is it?"

New Orleans had a total "WTF" look on her face. "A toaster."

"Excellent! Excellente!" Rome said cheerily. "I have to show this to Germania!" And with that, he unplugged the toaster from the wall.

"Hey! That's our toaster!" New Orleans cried.

"And a very good one!" Rome speculated, irritating the city-tan further. "Oh, look at the time! Better get back to Heaven. Nice meeting you, give Veneziano lots of kisses for me!" And then he disappeared, with New Orleans ranting, "Wait! Come back! I'm not Feli's girlfriend and that is OUR toaster! Revenez, ne dites pas tout le monde comme un non-sens!"

Hetalia!

The next morning, Italy was happily humming Mawaru Chikyuu Rondo as he made breakfast for his brother and the girl he cared for.

At that moment, New Orleans sauntered into the dining room, looking thoroughly irritated.

"Good morning, bella!" Italy said cheerfully, not noticing the sour look on her face. "Did you sleep well?"

New Orleans moaned, "I met your grandpa last night."

((I completely forgot what all that French means. DERP.

Yeah, World's Fair-exclusive headcanon: New Orleans is good friends with the Italy Bros. so they often invite her for sleepovers, which is why New Orleans is in Italy's house at the moment.

Another headcanon: Thanks to an infamous "pasta incident", New Orleans gave Italy the nickname of Hetalia, and calls him such when she's scolding him. ^_^

So...yep. Hetalia © Hidekaz Himaruya-san.

Hasta la pasta!))