Preface

Zeus snorted as he stared down from Mount Olympus. Those mortals. He listened to thoughts of some teenage girls.

OMG! Why does Edward Cullen always look like a Greek God? It makes me go OH MY GAWD!! LOL!! OMG I'm funny . . .

Oh, wow. Rob Pattinson. What a gorgeous Greek God . . .

Zeus rolled his eyes. That British actor was nothing compared to him, the mighty God of Erebus! He was lucky that he had even been created. Hera came up behind him.

"What are you gawking at?" she teased.

"Those mortals comparing an amateur actor to me," Zeus replied sulkily. Hera raised her fine eyebrows.

"Well, not exactly to ME . . . but to a Greek God . . . but I am the most handsome of them all," he said smirking. Hera grinned.

"Of course!Isn't that why they made you the ruler?" she laughed. Zeus also chuckled.

"I'll give them what they want, though," he said, his eyes narrowing. Hera rolled her eyes and sighed in exasperation.

"What are you going to do now, sweetheart?"

Zeus smiled, his eyes flashing.

"I'll give them Twilight forever!"

Hey I know this is kinda weird and really short, but if you can please review and tell me how to make it better and what you think about it. It would really be appreciated! Do you have any ideas for what should happen next in the eternal twilight? I love to hear them!

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