TITLE: The Importance of Being Musical
AUTHOR: Sagadog
EMAIL: sagadog@hotmail.com
RATING: PG (for language)
CLASSIFICATION: S (Musical) H R (Harm and Mac)
SPOILERS: None
SUMMARY: A musical version of a Mac and Harm get-together-story.
DISCLAIMER: The characters are not mine and nor are the songs, nor
will they ever be.
SECOND DISCLAIMER: SORRY ABOUT THIS LONG NOTE; BUT CREDIT WHERE
CREDIT'S DUE; RIGHT? The songs aren't mine, they belong to:
"So Beautiful", From Simply Red's "Life",(c)Warner music + Simply
Red.
"Give it all up", "The Corrs – in Blue",(c)PolyGram International
Inc./Beacon Communications Music CO. BMI
"What would happen",from Meredith Brooks' "Blurring the edge",
(c)Capital Records.
"Hot to Handle", from Michael Learns To Rock, (c)EMI-medley
"Alone", from Heart "Greatest Hits", (c)Capital records
"Sometimes", Britney Spears, (c)Zomba Recording Corporation
"Roll To Me", "The Best of DelAmitri Hatful of reain", (c)A&M
Records Ltd
"I wanna be loved by you", from Sinead O'Conner's "am I not
yourgirl?", (c)Warner Chappell
"Wearing the Crown", "Pockets", (c)EMI-Medley-Denmark
"Banshee Woman", from Nils' "Sings with the X-prom kings", (c)Kick
music
"Guilty", from Monique's "Guilty", (c)Polydor (& Monique?).
NOTE: This is a musical script version, if you do not like that
type of thing I would suggest that you don't go on reading, neither
if you don't like reading song lyrics – these carry a lot of the
story and are therefor a must to read. Characters are a little
different from the show.
NOTE2: Thanks a million to Copycat for helping me finding the right
lyrics and everything else, you're the best!
THE CURTAIN IS DRAWN.
(Harm is on his own in his apartment, it's evening and the light
is low. He looks happy and satisfied and is talking to someone who
is not in the room.)
HARM: Have you ever felt the overwhelming power of
Spring Sensation? When your blood seems
infected with little dancing elves that make
your entire body itch mercilessly from the
inside? Some people might claim that feeling
to be the same as being in love, but I
strongly object to that weak explanation. No,
it's too bewitching a feeling to be flattened
by a cliche. I've had this strange mesmeric
feeling ever since *you* returned that stupid
ring to Bugme a couple of weeks ago, leaving
me one of the happiest men on the surface of
Earth. The men living underground I'd rather
not speak for, they live in what could be
called another world. And so do I at the
moment.
(He turns the radio on and skim through his collection of CD's)
HARM: This one should do the trick, the song's just
right for my emotional state:
(The band begins to play and he sings.)
HARM:
"I hear the ticking of the clock
I' lying here the room's pitch dark
I wonder where you are tonight
No answer on the telephone
And the night goes by very slow
Oh I hope that it won't end though
Alone.
Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills e to the bone
How do I get you alone?
How do I get you alone?
You don't know how long
I have wanted
to touch your lips and
hold you tight
You don't know how I've waited
and I was going to tell you tonight
But the secret is still my own
and my love for you is still unknown
Alone
Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
Alone, alone
(After the song he turns off the radio, walks over to the window
and begins to talk to the same person as before who is still not
present.)
HARM: Just half an hour ago I got a phone call
from a world beyond my reach, the world of
you, my beautiful partner. You sent my heart
a-flying just by the sound of your voice.
God, I love take-off. It left me dreaming for
a while thinking of what I have and what I
want. I do have a girlfriend, the Video
Princess as you so nicely call her, and I
suppose you're right, she is a bit dull
compared to the fire and passion of your
inner forge. Maybe I should just call her and
tell her the truth, nothing is better than
the truth, right? I would like to hear your
answer, though I know what it'll be. You'll
tell me it's my life and that it's my
decision. But don't you see that I want you
to be a part of it? The biggest, prettiest,
sexiest part that can take me to the moon and
back in a split second by the flash of your
smile? But how can I even think of you when
I have a girlfriend waiting for me, well, a
dull one, but a girlfriend nevertheless. No
more, I can take her no more, so why am I
waiting around like some dumbfound chicken
thinking of you? I will give her a call when
I get my guts together and can stop my hand
from shaking long enough to dial her number
and tell her the party's over.
(He walks over to the phone and takes a deep calming breath before
he dials the number.)
HARM: Hi Renee, can you meet me for dinner at the usual place in
twenty minutes? Alright, see you there.
(He hangs up and leaves.)
*CHANGE OF SCENE*
(Harm and Renee are sitting at a table in a restaurant. There are
empty plates in front of them.)
HARM: I'm sorry Renee, but I don't think this thing we've got going
is working.
RENEE: Why? Have you found someone else or has Mac finally
discovered that she loves you?
HARM
I was listening to this conversation
Noticing my daydream stimulated me more
I was crumbling with anticipation
You better send me home before I tumble
down to the floor
You're so beautiful but oh so boring
I'm wondering what am I doing here
So beautiful but oh so boring, I'm wondering
if anyone out there really cares
about the curlers in your hair
My little golden baby, where have all your
birds flown now?
Something's glistening in my imagination
Motivating something close to breaking the law
Wait a mo before you take me down to the station
I've never known a one who'd make me
suicidal before
(the music continues softly in the background.)
HARM: "But Renee, you're right, I am in love with
someone else, and yes, it is Mac. But the
truth is I think I've always been in love
with her too . I am sorry that I had to hurt
you."
(They get up and Harm walks home. The music gets louder and he
continues singing.)
HARM:
She was so beautiful but oh so boring
I'm wondering what I was doing there
So beautiful but oh so boring, I'm wondering
if anyone out there really cares
About the colour of your hair
My little golden baby, where have all your
birds flown now?
(He has reached his apartment and is now taking off his coat.)
HARM: Sure, breaking the girl's heart was no fun,
but hey, only loonies find that enjoyable and
I'm proud of not calling myself one them,
attribute it to my male ego if you want. I'm
about to call you now to tell it all to you,
but something holds me back, like an
invisible chain of self-conscious. You
would hate me if you knew I broke up with her
because of you. How come I'm always such a
jerk with words? I always tend to say the
wrong things at the wrong time. Like the
night in Sydney. All I meant was that I
wasn't ready to let go yet. Somehow I'm
afraid you're a little out of my league.
You're not my usual blond haired,
long-legged sex toy, you're so much more.
Maybe it's best if I go to sleep now. See you
in a few minutes in my dreams and in a few
hours in reality. Tomorrow I will talk to you
if I can get the words from joining up in my
throat and turning it in to a pond of frogs.
*CHANGE OF SCENE*
FALLS CHURCH, VA
MAC'S OFFICE
(It's late afternoon, Mac is on her own, sitting at her desk with a
pile of papers in front of her. She's talking to herself.)
MAC: So, the thing is, how do you get a
relationship started with a man who is so
much like, oh what's the name of that little
dwarf in "Snow white?" The one with the big
ears and the red nose? The one who always does
tings the wrong way and is embarrassed?
Anyway, how *do* you start a relationship with
a man who is emotionally like that dwarf? Why
do men have to be such emotional morons?
It's one of life's greatest mysteries.
(She looks up and towards the bullpen where Harm is approaching her
office. At the desks out there people are working.)
And now you're coming towards my office with
your gorgeous Flyboy-grin plastered all over
your handsome face, looking so sexy in you
official uniform, leaving me wondering if it's
true what they say about men in dress whites
and gold wings.
(The band begins to play)
Mac:
Electricity, eye to eye
Hey don't I know you
I can't speak
Stripped my senses
On the spot
I've never been defenceless
I can't make sense of this
You speak and I don't hear a word
What would happen if we kissed
Would your tongue slip past my lips
Would you run away, would you stay
Or would I melt into you
Mouth to mouth, lust to lust
Spontaneously combust
The room is spinning out of control
Act like you didn't notice
Brushed my hand
Forbidden fruit
Ring on my finger
You're such a moral man, moral man
You throw it away, no question
Will I pretend I'm innocent
What would happen if we kissed
Would your tongue slip past my lips
Would you run away, would you stay
Or would I melt into you
Mouth to mouth, lust to lust
I struggle with myself again
Quickly the walls are crumbling
Don't know if I can turn away
What would happen if we kissed
Would your tongue slip past my lips
Would you run away, would you stay
Or would I melt into you
mouth to mouth, lust to lust
(She has hardly finished the song before Harm enters the office.)
HARM: "Did I catch you in the middle of something,
Colonel"
(There is a teasing look in his eyes.)
(She is talking to herself and he doesn't hear what she says.)
MAC: My answer has to be yes but I will say no. You
caugth me dreaming of you seems too stupid to
say. Though it might be the kick in your
behind that you need to tell me what I'm
dreaming of, but who am I to know?
(Harm is trying to get as close to her as he can, but on his way he
knocks over a glass with pens. He looks embarrassed. Mac helps him
pick them up. He has hardly stood up again before he knocks over
the glass again. Both times their hands touch and he blushes. Mac
keeps talking to herself and he still doesn't hear it.)
MAC: You come in and sit down smiling a smile
that leaves the sun wanting for glow, looking
like a little boy when you look into my eyes.
Can it be that we share a mutual feeling here?
You *have* acted weird the last few days and
can't tell me why, I guess it's the emotional
clown in you that prevents you from it. I have
to admit that I know you're in love with me,
because you're normally never this clumsy
around me. You have become a new Bud.
(Harm knocks over the glass for a third time, Mac keeps talking as
they pick up the pens, again he blushes at the touch of her hand
and doesn't hear her talking.)
MAC: You've just knocked over my glass
of pens for the third time within less than
ten minutes, and everytime you've blushed at
the contact of my hands when we picked up the
spilled pens together. And the way you keep
looking at me as if I'm the dearest thing in
the world to you. Maybe those expressions on
your face are nothing more than a fatamorgana.
But how is that possible in an office with
room temperature? And if it had been, I'm sure
my imagination would have come up with
something a little more eventful and
inspiring.
(Harm finally gives up trying to talk to her.)
HARM: Uhm, I have to get going, the admiral said he
wanted to see me in five minutes.
(He leaves the office. Mac looks at him as he leaves.)
MAC: You get up and leave with an excuse that you
need to see the admiral, but your face is
imitating a tomato, so my guess is that it's
not the admiral you have to see, you just
don't know what to do. Not that there's
anything new in it. But what if I tell you
that I'll be willing to give you a green light
if you take me out and feed me? I'll gladly
eat your meatless meatloaf if that is what it
takes. I'll do *ANYTHING*, even throw myself
in the sever for you! Ok, maybe not that much,
I'm sure you get the point anyway. But the
ball is in your court and that's the way
it has to be, my own little Sailor. Can't you
just sail away on your emotions and carry me
away to a far off place where we can spend our
time wrapped up in each other like a sausage
in a bun.
*CHANGE OF SCENE.*
(Harm is crossing the bullpen talking to himself. There are people
at work at the desks.)
HARM: Really nice move there, Sailor, that's
definitely a way to get to her. Just leave
whenever you get embarrassed and feel like
Bambi on ice! Sure, that's going to win her
over! You have a brain like a bird when it
comes to getting the woman of your dreams.
And there she comes looking like a million
buck, walking around out there.
(AJ opens the door to his office waiting for Harm and he looks
towards Mac who is just coming out of her office.)
AJ: I open the door to my office and see the
beautiful Marine whom I used to have a thing
for. I don't tell anyone because I can
never admit it to anyone. She's under my
command for crying out loud! But she sure is
the queen of the bullpen!
(The band begins to play)
AJ:
Well take a look at the Queen
She's the pretty little thing
That just lit up the room
She'll bring you up, tear you down
Turn your little world around
And then, what will you do
No, I wouldn't be with any other girl on a throne
Line up with the regiment where ever she goes
around the world
'Cause she's
Wearing the crown
Where ever she goes
Jealousy is so mean
You start making every scene
While you look for the signs
You say we have to go home
Now you feel it to the bones
It's all in your mind
No I wouldn't be with any girl on a throne
Line up with the regiment where ever she goes around the world
'Cause she's
Wearing the crown
You know what I'm talking about
Yes she's fooling around
Buy a ticket for the merry-go-round
From Al Pacino to Peter Pan
They all go down on their knees
And sing whatever she likes to hear
With all the tools and all the toys
They'll climb the balcony
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Though it's hard to see, believe me
I used to be the clown
(Harm walks the last few steps to AJ's office and they walk in
closing the door behind them.)
*CHANGE OF SCENE*
HARM'S FLAT.
(It's late in the evening, he is sitting on the couch talking to
himself as there is no one in the room.)
HARM: I didn't get a chance to talk to you today,
or maybe I did, but I didn't see it, how am I
to tell? It is as if I'm blindfolded when it
comes to seeing an open opportunity in the
world of feelings. I really do want to tell
you how I feel, but my mouth isn't obeying
order. When I tell it to say the words, all
that comes out are unclear mumbling noises
that could have been a language in the world
of emotional retards. That's my people, and
I'm their king!
It would be so easy just to call you and say:
I have a confession to make to you,
considering the emotional clown that I am I
might as well sing it to you. Maybe I will
now that you're not here to witness it. It's
about you and my feelings for you, and I need
to say it out loud or I'll erupt like another
Vesuvio burying you as my Pompei.
(He gets up as the band begins to play.)
HARM:
Falling in love
is the only sin I'm guitly of
I'm free as a bird
Flying in the sky
My conscience is clear
I don't wonder why
I feel the way I do
I'm an innocent guy
All I wanna do
Is conquer the world
Some might think I'm crazy
They're probably right
Some may say I'm sinful
With me it's alright
You can tie me up
Lock me up
Put me in a cell
And I'll admit
I am guilty as Hell
Falling in love
Is the only sin I'm guilty of
Falling in love
is the only sin I'm guilty of
Watch my body spin
I glow in the dark
I'm letting you in
To the pearl of my heart
I promise to be true
I'm an innocent guy
all I wanna do
Is Conquer the world
Some might think I'm crazy
They're probably right
Some might say I'm sinful
With me it's alright
You can tie me up
Lock me up
Put me in a cell
I admit
I am guilty as Hell
Falling in love
Is the only sin I'm guilty of
Falling into your eyes
Is like falling into Paradise
falling in love
is the only sin I'm guilty of.
(The music is turned down but is still playing in the background,
it is modulating and changes into a new tune.)
HARM: But I won't, I can't call you despite the
fact that I want to. It's my duty as the
king. Besides, I don't think the words would
come out right.
(He walks over to the stereo, finds a CD and puts it on and turns
up the volume. The sound from the band gets louder as he finds a
whisk and begins to move his shoulder. During his line he starts
dancing.)
HARM: What's happening? It is as if my shoulders
have taken on a life of their own and start
dancing persuading the rest of my body to
follow up as I pretend to be singing to you:
HARM:
She's setting me on fire
as I watch her move
She's reading my desire
if she gets her way she's gonna make me pay
She's thunder and she's lightning, boy
electricity and sweat
This kind of woman is frightening me
I wanna take her home but I already know
She's too hot
hot to handle
The fuse is burning away
Smoke is there
hanging in the air
This game is dangerous to play
I'm loosing all my senses now
forgetting space and time
She's stolen my defences now
I wanna take her home but I already know
She's too hot
hot to handle
The fuse is burning away
Smoke is there
hanging in the air
This game is dangerous to play
I know there's gonna be a sensory explosion
Tasting fantasies into the night
Can't help it now this girl is touching my emotions
it could be so easy
it could be so right.
*CHANGE OF SCENE*
FALLS CHURCH, MAC'S OFFICE
(It's morning. Mac is standing by her desk, nervously playing with
her hands. The door to the bullpen is closed.)
MAC: I will just walk into his office and tell him
straight to his face that I love him, and then
there will be no more walking on thin ice. Not
that it would be an entirely bad idea to
literally fall through thin ice if you were
there to rescue me and keep me warm.. - using
your bodyheat.
(She takes a decisive breath, opens the door and walks towards
Harm's office).
MAC: Ok, here it goes, just put one foot in front
of the other and walk the few steps to his
office. Since when has it taken no more than a
few steps to travel a hundred miles? It seems
like a hundred miles to your office.
I want to reach up and knock at your door but
my arm is like filled with concrete and it
won't lift. Now I wish I had worked out a bit
more! Not that I like the look of big muscles
on a woman's arm, but the strength could have
been handy in a situation like this!
(Before she can open the door Harm sees her, smiles and walks over
to open the door. Meanwhile:)
MAC: It's not fair, you have, biologically
speaking, a greater physical strength than I.
Ok, I just have to say it directly or I'll
just screw everything up – guess how I know!.
(He opens the door and she steps in closing it after her.)
MAC: There's something I have to tell you, and I
better just do it before I chicken out, and I
don't want to be like an animal, I am a
Marine!
(Harm point to a chair indicating that she can sit down if she
wants to. She shakes her head, and the band begins to play.)
MAC:
They say that I'm crazy
And it's probably true
But I'm at my happiest
When I am with you
There is a distance between us
So far that I can't reach
The stage lights
they shine so brightly
But I still get no peace
And I'm a long way from you
But I'd give it all up just for you
Just to have you near me
I'd give it all up just for you
You bring me up, you bring me down
you turn me inside out
And I'd give it all up just for you
I've been hearing some stories
Of couples so in love
But they've spent so much time apart
That they never seem to work
And I'm a long long way from you
But I'd give it all up for just you
Just to have you near me
I'd give it all up just for you
You bring me up, you bring me down
you turn me inside out
And I'd give it all up just for you.
(When she's done they just stand looking at each other, none of
them moving or talking. After a while Harm is the one to react.)
HARM: Uhm, I don't know what to say. Do you want to
come over for dinner tonight?
(He steps closer to her and puts his hand on her arm, he looks
uncomfortable as if he doesn't know what to do or say. Mac nods and
Harm pulls her close into him for a brief hug, then lets go of
her.)
(Mac turns around and leaves his office, she starts walking over
the bullpen talking to herself.)
MAC: You stand as if made out of stone looking as
if you don't know what to say. I tell you that
I can't take my eyes off of you whenever you
are near. I practically spill my heart out,
and finally you react. But what do you do, do
you tell me how you feel? No. You ask me over
for dinner tonight. It was a poor consolation,
but it is better than nothing. Oh, but the
feeling that rushes through me tells me that
I'm not totally unsatisfied with your
invitation, I take it that it means there's
hope yet. My heart starts dancing a worrier-
dance that would make even Indians envious.
Did you know how wonderful it felt when you
just invited me over for dinner tonight? Is
tonight going to be the night? Is it tonight
I am going to try to fly? Fly on the wings of
love. I smile to you the best I can. I'm
ready to fly, I know my wings can carry me,
but can yours carry you?
(At the same Harm comes out of his office)
HARM: Mac, wait a minute, there's something I have
to tell you before you go.
(The band begins to play.)
HARM:
You tell me you're in love with me
that you can't take
your pretty eyes away from me
It's not that I don't want to stay
but everytime you
come to close I move away
I wanna believe in everything that you say
'cos it sounds so good
But if you really want me
move slow
there's things about me
you just have to know
sometimes I run
sometimes I hide
sometimes I'm scared of you
but all I really want
is hold you tight
treat you right
be with you day and night
Baby, all I need is time
I don't wanna be so shy
Everytime I'm alone
I wonder why
hope that you will wait for me
you'll see that
you're the only one for me
I wanna believe in everything you say
'cos it sounds so good
but if you really want me
move slow
there's things about me
you just have to know
Sometimes I run
sometimes I hide
sometimes I'm scared of you
But all I really want
Is to hold you tight
treat you right
Be with you day and night
all I really want is to hold you tigh
treat you right
be with you day and night
baby, all I need is time
Hey just hang around and you'll see
There's nowhere I'd rather be
If you love me trust in me
The way that I trust in you
Sometimes I run
sometimes I hide
sometimes I'm scared of you
all I really want is to hold you tight
treat you right
be with you day and night
Baby, all I need is time.
(He smiles to her, walks over to her and hugs her briefly.)
*CHANGE OF SCENE*
THE PARKING LOT.
(Mac is walking around heading for her car.)
MAC: Oh, I'll give you all the time in the world if
it means you'll be mine to have and to hold.
Am I being obsessive? If that is the case,
it's just because I've been spending too much
time with you. Though, how can it be too much
with the way I feel?
I want to shout to the world: My love loves
me! And dance around in the rain all day long.
It wouldn't be cold, I know it wouldn't. And
if it were, you would be there to hold me.
I'll give you all the time you need, just
don't take too long!
(She has reached her car.)
MAC: I'm crazy about that car. Now I know how men
feel about their car and why! I like to feel
it purr under my feet as it goes from 0-60 in
a few seconds. Just like I want to speed up
our relationship. Or maybe not, maybe it would
be wisest to take things slowly, considering
the luck I have had with men in my life, and
I'm sick and tired of choosing the wrong guy
and not meeting my knight in shining armour.
Well, you mightn't be in an traditional
armour, but I'm sure dress white's will do!
And do you know why? Here's why:
(She gets in the car and starts driving homeward as the band begins
to play)
MAC:
I'm so tired of these men trying to
impress me with nothing
The same old routine and the smooth
fancy talking
Now I know and believe that I found it for real
'Cos you're good and you're kind and
you care how I feel
I had a tall dark handsome stranger
I've had the devil in disguise
I've been attracted to the danger
But I was never satisfied
And I know what I like
And I like what I see in your eyes
You're so beautiful
I've been pushed I've been pulled
I've been put out and trod on
Just by taking my chances I finally
caught on
When I see in your eyes all the love shining through
I'm so glad I held out for somebody
like you
I had a tall dark handsome stranger
I've had the devil in disguise
I've been attracted to the danger
But I was never satisfied
And I know what I like
And I like what I see in your eyes.
Heaven must have sent you I know
You're so good to me
I feel good with you
I'd been such a fool to let you go
There's something about you
I can't live without you.
I've had fast talking good-looking men
at my door
Now that I'm a wiser woman that I was before
I had a tall dark handsome stranger
I've had the Devil in disguise
I've been attracted to the danger
But I was never satisfied
And now I know what I like
And I like what I see in your eyes
I had a tall dark handsome stranger
I've had the Devil in disguise
I've been attracted to the danger
But I was never satisfied
And now I know what I like
And I like what I see in your eyes.
*CHANGE OF SCENE*
HARM'S FLAT
(Mac and Harm are sitting in the couch, Harm gets up and walks
around.)
MAC; So, where do we go from here? How much time
do you need?
HARM: Hmm, I do have something to confess but it
involves Mic.
MAC: How can anything have something to do with
him?
HARM: Well, it has, and do you want to know why?
MAC: Would I be asking if I knew, Flyboy?
HARM: Mac, is that short for magic? 'Cos that's
how I feel when you are around. You are the
magic in my world. Do you have fun with
me? I am having fun with you and that is all
that matters. But I *do* have a song for you.
I know how much you just love my beautiful
voice. Would you call it male pride? Hmm,
maybe, but I don't care as long as I get to
sing. Ok, Mac this one is for you and about
you:
(He gets up and pretends to be playing guitar while he sings.)
HARM:
Look around your world pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it would be
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me
Look into your heart pretty baby
Is it aching with some nameless need.
Is there something wrong and you can't put your finger on it. Right
then,
roll to me.
And I don't think I have ever seen a soul so in despair. So if you
want to talk the night trough
Guess who will be there?
So don't try to deny it pretty baby,
You've been down so long you can hardly see
When the engine's stalled and it won't stop raining
It's the right time to roll to me
Look around your world pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to him.
(He walks over to her and hold her hand out to her. She takes it
and they dance as he sings(
She puts my self-control on trial
She makes my veins boil and run wild
What scares me the most is when she hides away
Banshee woman moulding her man in clay
And I'm breathing psychedelic air
I blame it on the smell of her hair
Never again shall I roam the raging sea
I blame it on her hospitality
She took the ferry boat
And she blew up the road
Oh Lord, please deliver me
For I have seen the coming of the queen.
(The you dancing and he holds her at an arms length.)
HARM: You just laugh at me. So what, I have a
secret passion pretending I'm a rockstar.
Everyone has their passions. Some like
walking around naked. It's not like I'm
bunking a harem behind your back. You're too
good a fighter I wouldn't dare it, I'm
fearing the Marine blood in you! And it's not
like I'm playing strip poker once a month,
not that I would mind doing it with you. I
hardly ever lose so it would be a nice excuse
to see *you* naked.
(Mac just laughs at him, shakes her head and pushes him down on the
couch.)
MAC: Your name shouldn't be Harmon, it should be
Hormone! But I just can't get enough of you!
Let my beautiful voice fill the room with
musical roses.
MAC:
I want to be loved by you
I wanna be loved by you,
just you and nobody else but you
I wanna be loved by you
alone poo poo pi doo
I wanna be kissed by you
just you, nobody else but you
I wanna be loved by you
I couldn't aspire
To anything higher
Than to fill a desire
to make you my own
I wanna be loved by you,
just you and nobody else but you
I wanna be loved by you
alone
I couldn't aspire
To anything higher
Than to fill a desire
to make you my own
tada tada ta tada
I wanna be loved by you
just you, nobody else but you
I wanna be loved by you
I wanna be loved by you
I wanna be loved by you
Alone
HARM: Who are you? The new Betty Boops, uh, I mean
Betty Boop?
HARM: So, you just finished your teasing song, and
now you want to come over and to put you
sensual lips on mine splitting my lips with
your soft vibrant tongue enchanting me
totally in your taste and smell?
(They kiss)
HARM: (talking to the audience) You know what? The
funny thing is that your lips go strangely
numb after a couple of hours of kissing. It's
a strange feeling. I can recommend trying it,
especially if you have a Marine like mine!!
Boy, can she kiss! It's pure magical
fireworks.
THE END
AUTHOR: Sagadog
EMAIL: sagadog@hotmail.com
RATING: PG (for language)
CLASSIFICATION: S (Musical) H R (Harm and Mac)
SPOILERS: None
SUMMARY: A musical version of a Mac and Harm get-together-story.
DISCLAIMER: The characters are not mine and nor are the songs, nor
will they ever be.
SECOND DISCLAIMER: SORRY ABOUT THIS LONG NOTE; BUT CREDIT WHERE
CREDIT'S DUE; RIGHT? The songs aren't mine, they belong to:
"So Beautiful", From Simply Red's "Life",(c)Warner music + Simply
Red.
"Give it all up", "The Corrs – in Blue",(c)PolyGram International
Inc./Beacon Communications Music CO. BMI
"What would happen",from Meredith Brooks' "Blurring the edge",
(c)Capital Records.
"Hot to Handle", from Michael Learns To Rock, (c)EMI-medley
"Alone", from Heart "Greatest Hits", (c)Capital records
"Sometimes", Britney Spears, (c)Zomba Recording Corporation
"Roll To Me", "The Best of DelAmitri Hatful of reain", (c)A&M
Records Ltd
"I wanna be loved by you", from Sinead O'Conner's "am I not
yourgirl?", (c)Warner Chappell
"Wearing the Crown", "Pockets", (c)EMI-Medley-Denmark
"Banshee Woman", from Nils' "Sings with the X-prom kings", (c)Kick
music
"Guilty", from Monique's "Guilty", (c)Polydor (& Monique?).
NOTE: This is a musical script version, if you do not like that
type of thing I would suggest that you don't go on reading, neither
if you don't like reading song lyrics – these carry a lot of the
story and are therefor a must to read. Characters are a little
different from the show.
NOTE2: Thanks a million to Copycat for helping me finding the right
lyrics and everything else, you're the best!
THE CURTAIN IS DRAWN.
(Harm is on his own in his apartment, it's evening and the light
is low. He looks happy and satisfied and is talking to someone who
is not in the room.)
HARM: Have you ever felt the overwhelming power of
Spring Sensation? When your blood seems
infected with little dancing elves that make
your entire body itch mercilessly from the
inside? Some people might claim that feeling
to be the same as being in love, but I
strongly object to that weak explanation. No,
it's too bewitching a feeling to be flattened
by a cliche. I've had this strange mesmeric
feeling ever since *you* returned that stupid
ring to Bugme a couple of weeks ago, leaving
me one of the happiest men on the surface of
Earth. The men living underground I'd rather
not speak for, they live in what could be
called another world. And so do I at the
moment.
(He turns the radio on and skim through his collection of CD's)
HARM: This one should do the trick, the song's just
right for my emotional state:
(The band begins to play and he sings.)
HARM:
"I hear the ticking of the clock
I' lying here the room's pitch dark
I wonder where you are tonight
No answer on the telephone
And the night goes by very slow
Oh I hope that it won't end though
Alone.
Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills e to the bone
How do I get you alone?
How do I get you alone?
You don't know how long
I have wanted
to touch your lips and
hold you tight
You don't know how I've waited
and I was going to tell you tonight
But the secret is still my own
and my love for you is still unknown
Alone
Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
Alone, alone
(After the song he turns off the radio, walks over to the window
and begins to talk to the same person as before who is still not
present.)
HARM: Just half an hour ago I got a phone call
from a world beyond my reach, the world of
you, my beautiful partner. You sent my heart
a-flying just by the sound of your voice.
God, I love take-off. It left me dreaming for
a while thinking of what I have and what I
want. I do have a girlfriend, the Video
Princess as you so nicely call her, and I
suppose you're right, she is a bit dull
compared to the fire and passion of your
inner forge. Maybe I should just call her and
tell her the truth, nothing is better than
the truth, right? I would like to hear your
answer, though I know what it'll be. You'll
tell me it's my life and that it's my
decision. But don't you see that I want you
to be a part of it? The biggest, prettiest,
sexiest part that can take me to the moon and
back in a split second by the flash of your
smile? But how can I even think of you when
I have a girlfriend waiting for me, well, a
dull one, but a girlfriend nevertheless. No
more, I can take her no more, so why am I
waiting around like some dumbfound chicken
thinking of you? I will give her a call when
I get my guts together and can stop my hand
from shaking long enough to dial her number
and tell her the party's over.
(He walks over to the phone and takes a deep calming breath before
he dials the number.)
HARM: Hi Renee, can you meet me for dinner at the usual place in
twenty minutes? Alright, see you there.
(He hangs up and leaves.)
*CHANGE OF SCENE*
(Harm and Renee are sitting at a table in a restaurant. There are
empty plates in front of them.)
HARM: I'm sorry Renee, but I don't think this thing we've got going
is working.
RENEE: Why? Have you found someone else or has Mac finally
discovered that she loves you?
HARM
I was listening to this conversation
Noticing my daydream stimulated me more
I was crumbling with anticipation
You better send me home before I tumble
down to the floor
You're so beautiful but oh so boring
I'm wondering what am I doing here
So beautiful but oh so boring, I'm wondering
if anyone out there really cares
about the curlers in your hair
My little golden baby, where have all your
birds flown now?
Something's glistening in my imagination
Motivating something close to breaking the law
Wait a mo before you take me down to the station
I've never known a one who'd make me
suicidal before
(the music continues softly in the background.)
HARM: "But Renee, you're right, I am in love with
someone else, and yes, it is Mac. But the
truth is I think I've always been in love
with her too . I am sorry that I had to hurt
you."
(They get up and Harm walks home. The music gets louder and he
continues singing.)
HARM:
She was so beautiful but oh so boring
I'm wondering what I was doing there
So beautiful but oh so boring, I'm wondering
if anyone out there really cares
About the colour of your hair
My little golden baby, where have all your
birds flown now?
(He has reached his apartment and is now taking off his coat.)
HARM: Sure, breaking the girl's heart was no fun,
but hey, only loonies find that enjoyable and
I'm proud of not calling myself one them,
attribute it to my male ego if you want. I'm
about to call you now to tell it all to you,
but something holds me back, like an
invisible chain of self-conscious. You
would hate me if you knew I broke up with her
because of you. How come I'm always such a
jerk with words? I always tend to say the
wrong things at the wrong time. Like the
night in Sydney. All I meant was that I
wasn't ready to let go yet. Somehow I'm
afraid you're a little out of my league.
You're not my usual blond haired,
long-legged sex toy, you're so much more.
Maybe it's best if I go to sleep now. See you
in a few minutes in my dreams and in a few
hours in reality. Tomorrow I will talk to you
if I can get the words from joining up in my
throat and turning it in to a pond of frogs.
*CHANGE OF SCENE*
FALLS CHURCH, VA
MAC'S OFFICE
(It's late afternoon, Mac is on her own, sitting at her desk with a
pile of papers in front of her. She's talking to herself.)
MAC: So, the thing is, how do you get a
relationship started with a man who is so
much like, oh what's the name of that little
dwarf in "Snow white?" The one with the big
ears and the red nose? The one who always does
tings the wrong way and is embarrassed?
Anyway, how *do* you start a relationship with
a man who is emotionally like that dwarf? Why
do men have to be such emotional morons?
It's one of life's greatest mysteries.
(She looks up and towards the bullpen where Harm is approaching her
office. At the desks out there people are working.)
And now you're coming towards my office with
your gorgeous Flyboy-grin plastered all over
your handsome face, looking so sexy in you
official uniform, leaving me wondering if it's
true what they say about men in dress whites
and gold wings.
(The band begins to play)
Mac:
Electricity, eye to eye
Hey don't I know you
I can't speak
Stripped my senses
On the spot
I've never been defenceless
I can't make sense of this
You speak and I don't hear a word
What would happen if we kissed
Would your tongue slip past my lips
Would you run away, would you stay
Or would I melt into you
Mouth to mouth, lust to lust
Spontaneously combust
The room is spinning out of control
Act like you didn't notice
Brushed my hand
Forbidden fruit
Ring on my finger
You're such a moral man, moral man
You throw it away, no question
Will I pretend I'm innocent
What would happen if we kissed
Would your tongue slip past my lips
Would you run away, would you stay
Or would I melt into you
Mouth to mouth, lust to lust
I struggle with myself again
Quickly the walls are crumbling
Don't know if I can turn away
What would happen if we kissed
Would your tongue slip past my lips
Would you run away, would you stay
Or would I melt into you
mouth to mouth, lust to lust
(She has hardly finished the song before Harm enters the office.)
HARM: "Did I catch you in the middle of something,
Colonel"
(There is a teasing look in his eyes.)
(She is talking to herself and he doesn't hear what she says.)
MAC: My answer has to be yes but I will say no. You
caugth me dreaming of you seems too stupid to
say. Though it might be the kick in your
behind that you need to tell me what I'm
dreaming of, but who am I to know?
(Harm is trying to get as close to her as he can, but on his way he
knocks over a glass with pens. He looks embarrassed. Mac helps him
pick them up. He has hardly stood up again before he knocks over
the glass again. Both times their hands touch and he blushes. Mac
keeps talking to herself and he still doesn't hear it.)
MAC: You come in and sit down smiling a smile
that leaves the sun wanting for glow, looking
like a little boy when you look into my eyes.
Can it be that we share a mutual feeling here?
You *have* acted weird the last few days and
can't tell me why, I guess it's the emotional
clown in you that prevents you from it. I have
to admit that I know you're in love with me,
because you're normally never this clumsy
around me. You have become a new Bud.
(Harm knocks over the glass for a third time, Mac keeps talking as
they pick up the pens, again he blushes at the touch of her hand
and doesn't hear her talking.)
MAC: You've just knocked over my glass
of pens for the third time within less than
ten minutes, and everytime you've blushed at
the contact of my hands when we picked up the
spilled pens together. And the way you keep
looking at me as if I'm the dearest thing in
the world to you. Maybe those expressions on
your face are nothing more than a fatamorgana.
But how is that possible in an office with
room temperature? And if it had been, I'm sure
my imagination would have come up with
something a little more eventful and
inspiring.
(Harm finally gives up trying to talk to her.)
HARM: Uhm, I have to get going, the admiral said he
wanted to see me in five minutes.
(He leaves the office. Mac looks at him as he leaves.)
MAC: You get up and leave with an excuse that you
need to see the admiral, but your face is
imitating a tomato, so my guess is that it's
not the admiral you have to see, you just
don't know what to do. Not that there's
anything new in it. But what if I tell you
that I'll be willing to give you a green light
if you take me out and feed me? I'll gladly
eat your meatless meatloaf if that is what it
takes. I'll do *ANYTHING*, even throw myself
in the sever for you! Ok, maybe not that much,
I'm sure you get the point anyway. But the
ball is in your court and that's the way
it has to be, my own little Sailor. Can't you
just sail away on your emotions and carry me
away to a far off place where we can spend our
time wrapped up in each other like a sausage
in a bun.
*CHANGE OF SCENE.*
(Harm is crossing the bullpen talking to himself. There are people
at work at the desks.)
HARM: Really nice move there, Sailor, that's
definitely a way to get to her. Just leave
whenever you get embarrassed and feel like
Bambi on ice! Sure, that's going to win her
over! You have a brain like a bird when it
comes to getting the woman of your dreams.
And there she comes looking like a million
buck, walking around out there.
(AJ opens the door to his office waiting for Harm and he looks
towards Mac who is just coming out of her office.)
AJ: I open the door to my office and see the
beautiful Marine whom I used to have a thing
for. I don't tell anyone because I can
never admit it to anyone. She's under my
command for crying out loud! But she sure is
the queen of the bullpen!
(The band begins to play)
AJ:
Well take a look at the Queen
She's the pretty little thing
That just lit up the room
She'll bring you up, tear you down
Turn your little world around
And then, what will you do
No, I wouldn't be with any other girl on a throne
Line up with the regiment where ever she goes
around the world
'Cause she's
Wearing the crown
Where ever she goes
Jealousy is so mean
You start making every scene
While you look for the signs
You say we have to go home
Now you feel it to the bones
It's all in your mind
No I wouldn't be with any girl on a throne
Line up with the regiment where ever she goes around the world
'Cause she's
Wearing the crown
You know what I'm talking about
Yes she's fooling around
Buy a ticket for the merry-go-round
From Al Pacino to Peter Pan
They all go down on their knees
And sing whatever she likes to hear
With all the tools and all the toys
They'll climb the balcony
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Though it's hard to see, believe me
I used to be the clown
(Harm walks the last few steps to AJ's office and they walk in
closing the door behind them.)
*CHANGE OF SCENE*
HARM'S FLAT.
(It's late in the evening, he is sitting on the couch talking to
himself as there is no one in the room.)
HARM: I didn't get a chance to talk to you today,
or maybe I did, but I didn't see it, how am I
to tell? It is as if I'm blindfolded when it
comes to seeing an open opportunity in the
world of feelings. I really do want to tell
you how I feel, but my mouth isn't obeying
order. When I tell it to say the words, all
that comes out are unclear mumbling noises
that could have been a language in the world
of emotional retards. That's my people, and
I'm their king!
It would be so easy just to call you and say:
I have a confession to make to you,
considering the emotional clown that I am I
might as well sing it to you. Maybe I will
now that you're not here to witness it. It's
about you and my feelings for you, and I need
to say it out loud or I'll erupt like another
Vesuvio burying you as my Pompei.
(He gets up as the band begins to play.)
HARM:
Falling in love
is the only sin I'm guitly of
I'm free as a bird
Flying in the sky
My conscience is clear
I don't wonder why
I feel the way I do
I'm an innocent guy
All I wanna do
Is conquer the world
Some might think I'm crazy
They're probably right
Some may say I'm sinful
With me it's alright
You can tie me up
Lock me up
Put me in a cell
And I'll admit
I am guilty as Hell
Falling in love
Is the only sin I'm guilty of
Falling in love
is the only sin I'm guilty of
Watch my body spin
I glow in the dark
I'm letting you in
To the pearl of my heart
I promise to be true
I'm an innocent guy
all I wanna do
Is Conquer the world
Some might think I'm crazy
They're probably right
Some might say I'm sinful
With me it's alright
You can tie me up
Lock me up
Put me in a cell
I admit
I am guilty as Hell
Falling in love
Is the only sin I'm guilty of
Falling into your eyes
Is like falling into Paradise
falling in love
is the only sin I'm guilty of.
(The music is turned down but is still playing in the background,
it is modulating and changes into a new tune.)
HARM: But I won't, I can't call you despite the
fact that I want to. It's my duty as the
king. Besides, I don't think the words would
come out right.
(He walks over to the stereo, finds a CD and puts it on and turns
up the volume. The sound from the band gets louder as he finds a
whisk and begins to move his shoulder. During his line he starts
dancing.)
HARM: What's happening? It is as if my shoulders
have taken on a life of their own and start
dancing persuading the rest of my body to
follow up as I pretend to be singing to you:
HARM:
She's setting me on fire
as I watch her move
She's reading my desire
if she gets her way she's gonna make me pay
She's thunder and she's lightning, boy
electricity and sweat
This kind of woman is frightening me
I wanna take her home but I already know
She's too hot
hot to handle
The fuse is burning away
Smoke is there
hanging in the air
This game is dangerous to play
I'm loosing all my senses now
forgetting space and time
She's stolen my defences now
I wanna take her home but I already know
She's too hot
hot to handle
The fuse is burning away
Smoke is there
hanging in the air
This game is dangerous to play
I know there's gonna be a sensory explosion
Tasting fantasies into the night
Can't help it now this girl is touching my emotions
it could be so easy
it could be so right.
*CHANGE OF SCENE*
FALLS CHURCH, MAC'S OFFICE
(It's morning. Mac is standing by her desk, nervously playing with
her hands. The door to the bullpen is closed.)
MAC: I will just walk into his office and tell him
straight to his face that I love him, and then
there will be no more walking on thin ice. Not
that it would be an entirely bad idea to
literally fall through thin ice if you were
there to rescue me and keep me warm.. - using
your bodyheat.
(She takes a decisive breath, opens the door and walks towards
Harm's office).
MAC: Ok, here it goes, just put one foot in front
of the other and walk the few steps to his
office. Since when has it taken no more than a
few steps to travel a hundred miles? It seems
like a hundred miles to your office.
I want to reach up and knock at your door but
my arm is like filled with concrete and it
won't lift. Now I wish I had worked out a bit
more! Not that I like the look of big muscles
on a woman's arm, but the strength could have
been handy in a situation like this!
(Before she can open the door Harm sees her, smiles and walks over
to open the door. Meanwhile:)
MAC: It's not fair, you have, biologically
speaking, a greater physical strength than I.
Ok, I just have to say it directly or I'll
just screw everything up – guess how I know!.
(He opens the door and she steps in closing it after her.)
MAC: There's something I have to tell you, and I
better just do it before I chicken out, and I
don't want to be like an animal, I am a
Marine!
(Harm point to a chair indicating that she can sit down if she
wants to. She shakes her head, and the band begins to play.)
MAC:
They say that I'm crazy
And it's probably true
But I'm at my happiest
When I am with you
There is a distance between us
So far that I can't reach
The stage lights
they shine so brightly
But I still get no peace
And I'm a long way from you
But I'd give it all up just for you
Just to have you near me
I'd give it all up just for you
You bring me up, you bring me down
you turn me inside out
And I'd give it all up just for you
I've been hearing some stories
Of couples so in love
But they've spent so much time apart
That they never seem to work
And I'm a long long way from you
But I'd give it all up for just you
Just to have you near me
I'd give it all up just for you
You bring me up, you bring me down
you turn me inside out
And I'd give it all up just for you.
(When she's done they just stand looking at each other, none of
them moving or talking. After a while Harm is the one to react.)
HARM: Uhm, I don't know what to say. Do you want to
come over for dinner tonight?
(He steps closer to her and puts his hand on her arm, he looks
uncomfortable as if he doesn't know what to do or say. Mac nods and
Harm pulls her close into him for a brief hug, then lets go of
her.)
(Mac turns around and leaves his office, she starts walking over
the bullpen talking to herself.)
MAC: You stand as if made out of stone looking as
if you don't know what to say. I tell you that
I can't take my eyes off of you whenever you
are near. I practically spill my heart out,
and finally you react. But what do you do, do
you tell me how you feel? No. You ask me over
for dinner tonight. It was a poor consolation,
but it is better than nothing. Oh, but the
feeling that rushes through me tells me that
I'm not totally unsatisfied with your
invitation, I take it that it means there's
hope yet. My heart starts dancing a worrier-
dance that would make even Indians envious.
Did you know how wonderful it felt when you
just invited me over for dinner tonight? Is
tonight going to be the night? Is it tonight
I am going to try to fly? Fly on the wings of
love. I smile to you the best I can. I'm
ready to fly, I know my wings can carry me,
but can yours carry you?
(At the same Harm comes out of his office)
HARM: Mac, wait a minute, there's something I have
to tell you before you go.
(The band begins to play.)
HARM:
You tell me you're in love with me
that you can't take
your pretty eyes away from me
It's not that I don't want to stay
but everytime you
come to close I move away
I wanna believe in everything that you say
'cos it sounds so good
But if you really want me
move slow
there's things about me
you just have to know
sometimes I run
sometimes I hide
sometimes I'm scared of you
but all I really want
is hold you tight
treat you right
be with you day and night
Baby, all I need is time
I don't wanna be so shy
Everytime I'm alone
I wonder why
hope that you will wait for me
you'll see that
you're the only one for me
I wanna believe in everything you say
'cos it sounds so good
but if you really want me
move slow
there's things about me
you just have to know
Sometimes I run
sometimes I hide
sometimes I'm scared of you
But all I really want
Is to hold you tight
treat you right
Be with you day and night
all I really want is to hold you tigh
treat you right
be with you day and night
baby, all I need is time
Hey just hang around and you'll see
There's nowhere I'd rather be
If you love me trust in me
The way that I trust in you
Sometimes I run
sometimes I hide
sometimes I'm scared of you
all I really want is to hold you tight
treat you right
be with you day and night
Baby, all I need is time.
(He smiles to her, walks over to her and hugs her briefly.)
*CHANGE OF SCENE*
THE PARKING LOT.
(Mac is walking around heading for her car.)
MAC: Oh, I'll give you all the time in the world if
it means you'll be mine to have and to hold.
Am I being obsessive? If that is the case,
it's just because I've been spending too much
time with you. Though, how can it be too much
with the way I feel?
I want to shout to the world: My love loves
me! And dance around in the rain all day long.
It wouldn't be cold, I know it wouldn't. And
if it were, you would be there to hold me.
I'll give you all the time you need, just
don't take too long!
(She has reached her car.)
MAC: I'm crazy about that car. Now I know how men
feel about their car and why! I like to feel
it purr under my feet as it goes from 0-60 in
a few seconds. Just like I want to speed up
our relationship. Or maybe not, maybe it would
be wisest to take things slowly, considering
the luck I have had with men in my life, and
I'm sick and tired of choosing the wrong guy
and not meeting my knight in shining armour.
Well, you mightn't be in an traditional
armour, but I'm sure dress white's will do!
And do you know why? Here's why:
(She gets in the car and starts driving homeward as the band begins
to play)
MAC:
I'm so tired of these men trying to
impress me with nothing
The same old routine and the smooth
fancy talking
Now I know and believe that I found it for real
'Cos you're good and you're kind and
you care how I feel
I had a tall dark handsome stranger
I've had the devil in disguise
I've been attracted to the danger
But I was never satisfied
And I know what I like
And I like what I see in your eyes
You're so beautiful
I've been pushed I've been pulled
I've been put out and trod on
Just by taking my chances I finally
caught on
When I see in your eyes all the love shining through
I'm so glad I held out for somebody
like you
I had a tall dark handsome stranger
I've had the devil in disguise
I've been attracted to the danger
But I was never satisfied
And I know what I like
And I like what I see in your eyes.
Heaven must have sent you I know
You're so good to me
I feel good with you
I'd been such a fool to let you go
There's something about you
I can't live without you.
I've had fast talking good-looking men
at my door
Now that I'm a wiser woman that I was before
I had a tall dark handsome stranger
I've had the Devil in disguise
I've been attracted to the danger
But I was never satisfied
And now I know what I like
And I like what I see in your eyes
I had a tall dark handsome stranger
I've had the Devil in disguise
I've been attracted to the danger
But I was never satisfied
And now I know what I like
And I like what I see in your eyes.
*CHANGE OF SCENE*
HARM'S FLAT
(Mac and Harm are sitting in the couch, Harm gets up and walks
around.)
MAC; So, where do we go from here? How much time
do you need?
HARM: Hmm, I do have something to confess but it
involves Mic.
MAC: How can anything have something to do with
him?
HARM: Well, it has, and do you want to know why?
MAC: Would I be asking if I knew, Flyboy?
HARM: Mac, is that short for magic? 'Cos that's
how I feel when you are around. You are the
magic in my world. Do you have fun with
me? I am having fun with you and that is all
that matters. But I *do* have a song for you.
I know how much you just love my beautiful
voice. Would you call it male pride? Hmm,
maybe, but I don't care as long as I get to
sing. Ok, Mac this one is for you and about
you:
(He gets up and pretends to be playing guitar while he sings.)
HARM:
Look around your world pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it would be
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me
Look into your heart pretty baby
Is it aching with some nameless need.
Is there something wrong and you can't put your finger on it. Right
then,
roll to me.
And I don't think I have ever seen a soul so in despair. So if you
want to talk the night trough
Guess who will be there?
So don't try to deny it pretty baby,
You've been down so long you can hardly see
When the engine's stalled and it won't stop raining
It's the right time to roll to me
Look around your world pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to him.
(He walks over to her and hold her hand out to her. She takes it
and they dance as he sings(
She puts my self-control on trial
She makes my veins boil and run wild
What scares me the most is when she hides away
Banshee woman moulding her man in clay
And I'm breathing psychedelic air
I blame it on the smell of her hair
Never again shall I roam the raging sea
I blame it on her hospitality
She took the ferry boat
And she blew up the road
Oh Lord, please deliver me
For I have seen the coming of the queen.
(The you dancing and he holds her at an arms length.)
HARM: You just laugh at me. So what, I have a
secret passion pretending I'm a rockstar.
Everyone has their passions. Some like
walking around naked. It's not like I'm
bunking a harem behind your back. You're too
good a fighter I wouldn't dare it, I'm
fearing the Marine blood in you! And it's not
like I'm playing strip poker once a month,
not that I would mind doing it with you. I
hardly ever lose so it would be a nice excuse
to see *you* naked.
(Mac just laughs at him, shakes her head and pushes him down on the
couch.)
MAC: Your name shouldn't be Harmon, it should be
Hormone! But I just can't get enough of you!
Let my beautiful voice fill the room with
musical roses.
MAC:
I want to be loved by you
I wanna be loved by you,
just you and nobody else but you
I wanna be loved by you
alone poo poo pi doo
I wanna be kissed by you
just you, nobody else but you
I wanna be loved by you
I couldn't aspire
To anything higher
Than to fill a desire
to make you my own
I wanna be loved by you,
just you and nobody else but you
I wanna be loved by you
alone
I couldn't aspire
To anything higher
Than to fill a desire
to make you my own
tada tada ta tada
I wanna be loved by you
just you, nobody else but you
I wanna be loved by you
I wanna be loved by you
I wanna be loved by you
Alone
HARM: Who are you? The new Betty Boops, uh, I mean
Betty Boop?
HARM: So, you just finished your teasing song, and
now you want to come over and to put you
sensual lips on mine splitting my lips with
your soft vibrant tongue enchanting me
totally in your taste and smell?
(They kiss)
HARM: (talking to the audience) You know what? The
funny thing is that your lips go strangely
numb after a couple of hours of kissing. It's
a strange feeling. I can recommend trying it,
especially if you have a Marine like mine!!
Boy, can she kiss! It's pure magical
fireworks.
THE END