Hercules: Yeah I'm a demigod, child of the big three.
Percy: Oh yeah? Me to.
Hercules: Well, when I was a baby, I strangled two snakes with my bare hands.
Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mom freaked out when I did that.
Hercules: I fought the Nermon lion.
Percy: No way! Same, I was like 14.
Hercules: I've fought a hydra.
Percy: Dude same. Although I wouldn't be able to kill it with out Clarisse.
Hercules: I hunted Artemis sacred deer.
Percy: Oh my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing.
Hercules: Ohh... Well I fought this massive bear once.
Percy: I think I fought its girl friend: It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
Hercules: *Sweats nervously* This one time I cleaned this stable that hasn't been cleaned for thousands of years.
Percy: Riiiight. I heard a nymph helped you do that? I used my powers. *Raises in eyebrow*
Hercules: I-
Percy: Dude I could go on all day.
Hercules: *Flustered* I fought Amazons-
Percy: Been there.
Hercules: The minotaur-
Percy: Done that. I was twelve.
Hercules: I...Uh... I've...been to the underworld and back!
Percy: Man, I am soo sick of that place. Been there like four times.
Hercules: Uhhhh...I ... *Breaths heavily*
Percy: Are we done here?
Hercules: *Triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY!
Percy: Yeah, I turned it down for a girl I liked.
Hercules: *Jumps in the river Styx*
Percy: I did that to!