De-Anon from the Hetalia Kink Meme.

I highly recommend watching this before reading:

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Every so often England invites his former colonies (now commonwealth nations) out to dinner with his brothers. It was like any other time they went out, everyone was talking or doing something with someone about something. Seychelles was talking to India about India's gorgeous gold jewellery, South Africa remising Fifa 2010 with Cameroon, Wales was trying to keep Sealand from trying to throw food at England, Northern Ireland and Scotland were starting a drinking game out of boredom and New Zealand was glaring at everyone because he really did not want to be here with "children".

The only two missing from the scene were Canada and Australia.

Now this worried England. The two were always the first few to arrive to any of the meetings and they were very late. So late in fact, the dinner was finishing in 25 minutes...

'I do hope they are alright, they usually call if they are going to be late.' England thought to himself.

As soon as the thought ended, the doors to the restaurant slammed open. Two men staggered inside giggling and singing happily, and to everyone's horror they were the missing pieces to their jigsaw puzzle.

"I'm mister white winter, I'm mister snow! I'm mister frozen trickle, I'm mister negative 0! They call me Snow Tundra, whatever I touch. Turns to snow in my clutch! I'm too much!"

"I'm mister green winter, I'm mister sun! I'm mister sun tickle, I'm mister torrid scald! They call me Sun Tundra, whatever I touch. Turns to sand in my clutch! I'm too much!"

And as their grand finale (or at least, it appeared to be) the two turned into a brawling heap of limbs along with both Canadian and Australian slang insults being slurred and flying in every direction.

There were mixed reactions from the unlucky spectators. South Africa and Cameroon had "WTF" painted across their faces, Wales was trying not to laugh, Sealand was questioning on what just happened, Northern Ireland and Scotland were laughing hysterically and Seychelles, India and New Zealand had indifferent looks as if they saw this coming from decades ago.

England sighed and face palmed in annoyance. Not only did they crash the dinner and decide to get hammered before hand, he would have to be the one to break them up and take their sorry asses home.

A/N:

This is my first FanFiction ever so I apologize for any OOCness, horrible grammar, etc...

Anyway, I think that I may (possibly) make this into a comic at some point because I think it would be better (as my descriptions are very short lame XD). And on another note, if anyone wants to make the comic, go right ahead (it will probably be 100x better than mine XD).