Alex: Ah yes, what better way to waste my Sunday than to write only the BEST fire emblem fanfiction. I assure you, you will be pleased with my efforts.

Alex: Now, before we get into too intense of a story line, I'd just like to-

Miiii: HOI FAM

Alex: MIIII NO DON'T RUIN MY FABFICTION!

Miiii: 2 LATE FAM

Miiii: *literally throws alex out of a window made of fire* lel i'm taking over this fanfiction now fam :3

gauis was criing. salt water came out of his eye sockrets. "i love you so much, fam. i don't want to lose you." he begged. his orange hair was soft and wet from th tears. olivia smiled at ihm.

"i love you 2 fam."

gaius smiled

ricken walked in nakd. his baby pennis was sticking out and henry was like 'oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' and it made ricken cry bc he's small in all places.

"don't worry ricken i will take gewd care of u"

ricken cri "ily honroo"

"ily 2 roccken"

"rocken that nakedness" said google chrom

"gooooooogggggglwlllllleeeeeee chccccchhhhhhrrrrrrooooooommmmmmmm y u do dis"

Alex: *emerges from the pits of hell*

Alex: MIIII WTF

Miiii: HOI

-Alex is angry-

Alex: I swear this next chapter will be way better… I'm so sorry for Miiii's behavior….

Alex: Thank you for suffering with me, really I couldn't have done it without you.