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"edward i have sumfin to tell you" i said to my love as i cam into th house.
"wat is it bellie" eddie said as he set down on the couch.
"i dunno how to tell u this eddie, its so hard to sae" i sat down on the coach next to ed.
"just spit it out" edard sugested smiling.
"ok well"
"hi mummy and daddy"
renensme ran into the house wit mud on her shoes
"ressie how many times hav i told u to never cum into da house wit mud on your shoes" edward scolded our daughter
"sorry dadd i forgot" resnesme's eyes filled with tears and she blushed and ran away to upstairs
"soz bout that baby what wer u gonna tell me again"
i ralled my eyes "eddiewardy go upstairs and see if our daghter is ok please you mad her cry"
"anytin for u my love muffin"
i smild as he ran upstairs super speedy caus hes a vampie and so am i. my name is isabella marie swam cullen and i am married to my husband edward cullen and we have a daughter called renensmen cullen and our house is big and beautiful cause edward and his brothers and sistas builded it for us.
"there hunny nestie is all good in da hood"
"great now sit down cause theas something very very impotant i have to say to you"
"ok well spill it out woman"
"well dats da fing"
"what is?"
"woman"
"wat da fuk"
"i dont wanna b a woman anymore edward"
"....."
"i wanna get a sax change."