So, what's scarier than a certain 6' 5" blonde man with long wavy hair, a mechanical arm, and a rather critical craving for desire? You guessed it! A 6' 5" blonde man with long wavy hair, a mechanical arm, and a rather critical craving for desire as a chibi… A hungry chibi!
Sheer humor must result…am I right?
Disclaimer: although I love Get Backers and poking fun at Fudou (why not!) I sadly do not own it; blah blah blah… take any credit…that stuff. TT
First funny fic (for the hell of it kind) PLEASE READ and enjoy!
INTRO: From Talonsharplyrising
His name is Takuma Fudou. Everyone knows him as that psychotic man who is after the Great Ban Midou. Sure, He's known for his wild hair, raging temper, and his questioning of sexual preference (does he really want to KILL Ban? Or was he just hitting on him? Or perhaps a bit of both? Was he sitting on a BED in that episode where they were about to fight? Why does he jiggle that hand at ban like that? Is he hinting something? How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know…)
But there is a lot unknown about Fudou. It leaves many (including myself) curious about him. How exactly did he get his powers? (Did he train in some Buddhist temple to reach enlightenment? (Pictures him in a monk robes and laughs)). More than that, how did he end up with that eye patch? Every time I think about it, I picture that comic I made. That's when the Jag-off was invented, since the jag"on" didn't work. Use your imagination on that one because this is rated T.
Children, don't run with scissors. Fudou is a bad example of this.
But then again after studying the very make up of anime characters out of sheer boredom, I can explain some significant symbols and facts that Fudou has about him that I don't think he knows of. One of the more obvious things I noted was the fact that he is half blind, but yet he can see partially or "half" into the future. In Many famous works of literature, especially Greek and Roman (such as Oedipus and the Odyssey), the prophet that can see into the future is entirely blind, therefore sacrificing sights for a stronger sense of sight. We can now agree that Fudou is quite well balanced. Another thing is his Coliseum. What a better place for Fudou to fight in! He would do well as a Roman, bloody, bloody times! And the fact that Fudou is very ironic. Enlightenment Is a spiritual accomplishment, one of the greatest you can ever achieve in the name of peace happiness good and well, for Fudou that one was wiped out with the plague.
So why is he so funny? Well we don't need Makubex for this one. Or maybe you do, because 50 Fudou clones all shouting bad things are funny. And Ban calls Akabane the pervert TT.
Now to be honest, I am a Ban fan. I just get crap from my friends about Fudou. I even have his hair type. See how Fudou is making me ironic? Aha! Now, this is called the Fudou effect. You have been diagnosed with the Fudou effect if you have one or more of the following symptoms:
1) I certain need to wiggle your fingers (preferably on your left hand)
2) The need to make big goofy grins and laugh like a maniac for no reason
3) A lot of things end up being ironic
4) A compelling urge to stroke every Piece of Ban merchandise you come in contact with (Yes…I have been diagnosed a long time ago… its hopeless so don't tell the doctors)
5) You want to rip Kagami's Designer clothes. Why? Because it's shiny! And he's too flashy. And you have knives in your arm. And because you can… why else?
6) You go crazy after hearing the song "shake ya Bon Bon"
7) Purple glasses turn you on
And now that I have enlightened you on some very interesting views on the one and only Takuma Fudou, Please keep this in mind as the chapters roll in. For nothing but crazyness will follow.
Thankyou
This has been a live report from Bans car (SHH!)
Chapter 2 coming soon! Let the adventure begin!
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