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A/N: My first fan fiction ever. So don't be to hard on me guys. In this fan fiction nobody knows that: Kenny McCormick is Mysterion. Enjoy Everybody!
Mysterion Begins Chapter 1: It All Begins
The night was dark and cold. It was late, and there were no people out at this time of the night - then, suddenly there was some noise from South Park's old nuclear power plant. It was a group of kids who hanged out there.
"So...Do you have the stuff, Craig?" asked a boy named Butch.
Craig stepped forward, "Of course I have. But it will cost you, Butch."
"Enough talking. Just hand it over!"
"Wow! You sixth graders are really horny for beer and porn, huh? But don't worry, I will always stick to the deal." Craig whistled to the other boys in his gang: Clyde and Token, who had a big box with them. Craig opened it,
"Here you go. The best stuff you can get." he smirked.
"Wow! Craig you know how to get great stuff." Butch said as his gang descened upon the box.
"Well. You can thank my dad. He brings this shit all the time when mom doesn't see." Craig replied.
Butch chuckled, "Then maybe we shall give your dad the money instead, Craig."
"Hehe...Just give me the damn money Butch."
"Oh, fine..."
"Finally!" Butch took out his wallet to give Craig his money, when a flying shadow with a green question mark comes from nowhere and hits through both their hands.
"What The Fuck?" Butch said, stunned.
"He's here..." Craig replied.
"Who?"
"Mysterion..."
"Mysterion who?" Butch asked.
"Let me just say this...Stay in group, and stay out of dark places..." Suddenly the light disappeared and the whole power plant got dark. They could hear a scream and punches being thrown, when the light returned and they soon saw Mysterion fighting Butch's henchmen.
"Who are you?" one of them asked.
Mysterion smirked, "I am Mysterion." He then punched the henchmen over a fence.
"Kill him!" Butch commanded,
Craig added "Don't let him get away!"
Mysterion knocked many of them but soon found himself surrounded, "Well, that was easy." Butch smirked.
"You're not getting out of this one!" Craig replied.
Mysterion smiled once again, "Maybe..." And then the sound of police sirens flooded the power plant.
"Oh shit, the cops! Craig, you son of a bitch! You set me up, you bastard!"
Craig sneered, "Me? You were the horny one, fag face!" Now Mysterion saw his chance and started to fighting the two groups again.
xXx
Kevin Stoley sat on his sofa in his house and watched the news with a bag of popcorn.
"Breaking News now, from South Parks nuclear power plant! It seems that the police forces are trying to stop some child gangs in the old nuclear power plant. This chaos has right now awakened the whole town, which was silent and peaceful just like ten minutes ago. So far, we now we believe that South Park's great superhero Mysterion is also in the fighting."
Kevin almost choked on his popcorn, "My-Mysterion..." He turned off his television, "I am his greatest fan alive. I know everything about him... except who he is of course. I most help him somehow. I know! I get there and help him - maybe then he'll make me his sidekick and show me his identity! I will call myself... the Kovin. Time to go. I am really lucky that my parents are out of town!" Kevin left his home to join the fight.
xXx
Craig tried to run as Mysterion grabbed Butch by his shirt and stared into his eyes angrily, "Where's Craig?"
"You trying to scare me, big boy?" Mysterion grabbed Butch by the leg and hung him on a fence over toxic waste. "Hey, no, what, are you doing?"
"Hurry up now! My arm's getting tired!" Mysterion replied.
"So what are you going to do, big boy? Drop me down over that fence..." Mysterion did exactly as such - until Butch stopped falling, and realized he was stuck on a hook. Now the police could just pick him up.
The police stormed in and began arresting both gangs, when Mysterion looked for Craig, noticing him running over a brudge over more toxic waste. In seconds, Mysterion was right behind him - "Going somewhere, Craig?"
"You won't stop me, Mysterion!"
"Let's find out, shall we?"
"Yeah, shall we?" came Kevin's voice, causing both to turn around.
"Uhh... what the fuck?"
"Is that Kevin Stoley?" Craig asked.
"It's the Kovin to you, mister! I'm Mysterion's new sidekick!" Kevin grinned.
"Kevin, for fuck's sake." Mysterion shook his head.
"How cute, Mysterion! You and you sidekick match so well together! You are so fucking cute!" Craig laughed.
"Craig! I will rip of your head shit down your neck!" Mysterion yelled.
"Then you have to be prepared first, Mysterion. Catch!" Craig tossed a smoke grenade at him, and as it went off, Mysterion began to lose air, blinded. Craig proceeded to attack him, throwing several punches as Mysterion struggled to fight back, but it wasn't Craig he hit. As the smoke cleared, Mysterion saw it had been Kevin, who fell back over the fence, grabbing the floor of the bridge and hanging over the toxic waste.
Craig laughed, "Fail, Mysterion! You can't stop me and save your little side-kick friend at the same time! Bye-bye!" Craig ran off.
"We'll see about that!" Mysterion narrowed his eyes, tossing two question mark hooks towards Craig and catching him at his legs.
Craig fell apart and couldn't run anymore.
Mysterion smiled.
Now Mysterion had to save Kevin.
"Help me, Mysterion, help me! You just have to! Please!" Mysterion tried to pull him up, but Kevin was too heavy,
"I'm trying Kevin!"
"But try harder then! Come on!" Kevin had no power left, letting go and falling into a jar of nuclear chemicals. Mysterion's reflexes, unfortunately, weren't fast enough to rescue him in time. He stood in shock, until he heard laughing,
"Well! I was right wasn't I? Now you have to go and find yourself a new sidekick friend!" Craig laughed. Mysterion ran and smashed Craig's face down into the ground and then punched Craig so hard he passed out. The cops finally approached and arrested him.
"Thanks again Mysterion! We would be nothing without you- Huh? Mysterion?" Officer Barbrady noticed the caped crimefighter was suddenly nowhere to be soon, "I hate it when he does that."
xXx
The next morning, most of the town of South Park was gathered at Kevin's funeral, "We are gathered here today to honer the little playful young boy Kevin Stoley..."
"WHY?" cried Kevin's mother.
"Kevin Stoley..." his father said quietly and sadly.
"WHY WERE WE OUT OF TOWN?" cried Kevin's mother again.
"My Son..."
"Let his soul rest in peace. Amen!" Priest Maxi called out, and the crowd repeated 'Amen' back and proceeded to leave the graveyard, everything becoming very silent, very quickly.
xXx
The next evening at the Nuclear Power Plant, a white and a ruined hand came up from the vat, and an intense laugh echoed.
"MUHAHAHAHA!"
A/N: Who the fuck can that be? Find out in the next chapter of: Mysterion Begins...
To Be Continued...
