Hey guys I was bored and I haven't written in a long time soooo enjoy ?
Chapter one
Shrek walked out of his and Fiona's swamp house and took a bath...in the goo. After Taking a nice slimy bath he called over to Donkey.
"Eh Donkey what do ya think I should get Fiona for Valentine's Day." Donkey thought about it.
"Waffles!"
"No Donkey I-"
"Come on Shrek everyone likes waffles!"
"Donkey!" Donkey went silent when all of a sudden they heard something rattle in the bushes. Shrek grabbed a near by branch when he heard another thing a voice...or scream rather. "Dad!" Shrek quickly dropped the branch.
"Oh um hi Brinkley." Shrek stuttered out nervously. Why he was scared. That was his 15 year old daughter he was about to smash with the branch.
"Dad it's obvious what you should get mom." Shrek raised his eyebrows and walked over to Brinkley.
"Oh yeah and what would your 'master plan' be huh tell me when you figure that out because-" Shrek started walking back to the house when Brinkley said
"A dog." Shrek thought of everything he would need to do to take care of a dog and decided.
"Nope." Brinkley just rolled her eyes and said
"Well than I agree with Donkey. Waffles are moms favorite especially the blueberry ones."
"No I'll just get her a...a shiny rope-"
"Bracelet."
"Whatever."