"Hello I am the Nostalgia Critic" the Nostalgina Critic tremoloed one morning. He was about to yell a lot when he suddenly got skipped, so he looked at the window. There was a massage.
"Hello I am the Kinoko Nasu" the it said. "Hello I am the Nosalgia Critic" he mesponded, being sue to type in all claps.
"I need your help. There is evil onfoot in my town. Pleasf hurry!" Kinoko Nasu said.
The Nostalgia C. fought about it for a momento. A chance to meet the person who invented animes in stories ANP save the world? It would be an honour!
"It would be an honuor" the Nostalgia Critic wailped. He then put on his rollersteaks and slid into Nippoon.
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Up on arriving at the Japanese country the Nostalgua Critic was in he took a moment to take in the groriousness before someone swam up to him. It was Kinoko Nasu.
"I am grad you courd make it" Kinoko Nasu ohioed while snivering.
The Nostalgia Critic stared, amazed to see that, from head to tope, Kinoko Nasu, who is a book, was the most kawaii* person he had ever met in her life. (*TrAnSpLaToR's NoTe: 'kawaii" means moe)*.
Before the Nostalgia Crip could glomp Kinoko Nasu, however, the evil ejectulated into them. "GRAAAAAAAARGH" it said.
"What is it?" the Nostalgia Critic vociferated.
"It is the Plot, the worst fudging part of all stories..." Kinoko Nasu answeared. "I know this because I am stories." Kinoko Nasu explained.
The Pastalgia Critic did not quiet understand what Kinoko "Kinky" Nasu was saying because he was movies, but he did know that he had to stop the Plot. So he did the only thong he knew how to do: He criticed it.
"You are not entertaining and you are boring!" the Nostrilgia Critic snorted. He wobbled his arms and scrumbled his face a lot while he "reviewed" the Plot.
But it swasn't the weakpoint. The Plot was immume to criticscissms because it was art.
CHAPTER 2
"I'M GONNA TURN KINOKO NASU INTO KINOKO NASOUP" the plot roared! as! it! slammed! it's! fist! into! the! ground! CRUNKCH! ! !
"Bake snail!" the Nostalgic Critia explitived as he canteened himself and Kinoko Nasu out of the way. He tried his best not to get distacted by Kinoko Nasu's vulptuous breasticles.
"HNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" the Plot barked. It was reading up for another attack!
But the NC Hammer had an ace up his sleeve... "HEY PLOT!" he loudmouthed.
The Plot staired down at him like an angry lily. "WHAT" it said.
"YOU ARE A BIG-LIPPED ANTEATER MOM" he shouted.
"NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO" the Plot belowed as it shat into a million pieces.
"Sannku the Nostalgia Critic;" Kinoko Nasu koofed, "but I am a fraid that my time is up as welp..."
"What?" the Nostalgia Critic reactulated.
FINAL ACT
"Rememember what I said? I am stories, and stories cannot exist without plot..." Kineko Nasu telled while tearing up.
"No, it cans't be true!" the Nostalgia Critic laminated as he groped Ninkeno Nasu tightly. But he was wrong.
"I will never forget you James" Kineko Nasu cried. "I will never fiveget you, Neko-chan" the Nostalgia Critic shreked back as they kissued for one last time. Neko-chan then purged into a cat forever...
THE -SAD- END