"Hey Pyrrha can I talk to you for a bit" Said a shy voice, it was jaune he was standing in their dorm room with his hands behind his back looking down at his shuffling feet. "Ya what is it Jaune" Pyrrha replied with a kind smile.
Jaune could not help but blush. Every time he so much as looked at Pyrrha his cheeks became like a tomato. "Um I don't know how to say this to you … I mean I'm not good with this sort of thing you know. Um how do I do this; my mom said that GAH I DON'T KNOW. Ok let's start over um whenever I look at you it's like no that's not it." Jaune stuttered, each word struggling to come out. His voice was quiet and trembling. Pyrrha thought it was the cutest thing ever, and was desperately trying not to giggle or squeal. she had to stop him before she burst out laughing.
"Jaune just say it please before I die of old age" Pyrrha spouted she could not take much more of this she had no idea what he was going on about but it must be pretty embarrassing for their teams leader to be stammering like this.
"WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME!?" Jaune suddenly shouted his hands clenched in fists, arms straight, his eye's closed, face turning the same color as Pyrrha's hair.
"EH?" Was all that came out of Pyrrha mouth which was leaning off to one side slightly open. "Did I just hear you right Jaune. D-Did you just ask me out?" she managed to spit out after refocusing.
"Oh god that's a no. I knew it I should have never asked. F-Forget I said anything …" Jaune almost finished his sentence when Pyrrha cut him off. "YES Jaune it's a Yes" she screamed as she flung herself at him crashing her lips in to his, knocking him over. Jaune's eyes were wide open as his lips collided with hers.
As Pyrrha pulled away Jaune felt tears form in his eyes. "What's wrong Jaune why are you crying?" she asked. "It's nothing I'm just so happy that you fell the same way as me. I-I love you Pyrrha… and you kind of landed on my crotch." Jaune laughed in pain as Pyrrha looked down at her knee sure enough there it was right between his legs. "So once you get off of me maybe we can talk about what do you want to do for are first date?" Jaune continued still in pain.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know, did I hurt you? I'm sorry". Pyrrha squeaked as she jumped off covering his mouth. "Are you kidding me this is me we are talking about I can take much worse than a crotch shot". Jaune stated with the straightest face ever. "But you still have to answer my question what do you want to do for our first date?"
"I-I don't know; why do I have to choose that's your job." Pyrrha said trying to hide the ever growing blush.
"OK well I'll come up with something but now it's going to be a surprise. All pick you up at 8 tomorrow then?" he said with a smirk. The truth was Jaune had the date all planed out already he was going to save it for the second date but now it was the best first date ever.
"OK that works" Pyrrha said smiling "Oh and Jaune I love you to."
Jaune waved good bye and dashed out of there room he must have ran around campus twice before he remembered what he was doing. "Right got to find Yang. No first find Ruby then Yang. Yang can't refuse Ruby." He thought to as he ran back to the dorms. As he dashed into the girl's room he whipped open the door… without knocking. "Hey Weiss what's up. Ruby I need to talk… Ah Ruby W-Weiss what are you doing?" He trailed off as the sight before him started to come into focus. Ruby was sitting on top of Weiss's lap with her tongue down her throat. Weiss's hand's where up the back Ruby's shirt getting ready to unclasp her bra And Ruby was halfway dun unzipping Weiss's dress.
"Making out" Ruby giggled slyly. "Did you need something Jaune?"
"NOPE" He said franticly as he dashed out of the room slamming the door behind him. "Ok plan B right, Plan B… what's plan B?" Jaune stopped to think. "OK well I don't think now is great time to ask Ruby for help … BLAKE that's it. Why did I not think of that before?" Jaune smacked his forehead with his palm. Just after a smile crept across his face he knew just how to get her to help.
Blake was in the library reading in her favorite arm chair; it was next to a little lamp for perfect lighting. She was curled up in a ball when she saw Jaune running to her at max speed skidding to a stop just before he crashed into her. "Jaune you can't run like that in the library or I will be kicked out." She scolded as she marked off her book and set it aside.
"Sorry Blake but I need your help with something … Well with Yang you are her girlfriend so maybe you could help me?" Jaune asked apologetically.
"… No you can't have sex with my girlfriend Jaune" Blake said in a flat tone clearly unimpressed meanwhile giving him the death glare.
"N-No I would never ask that never … besides I have a girlfriend" he stated triumphantly. Blake burst out laughing until she got a dirty look from Jaune, the same one that she gave him only a few moments ago. "Oh you're being serous. So you finally asked Ruby out good for you." She stated giving him a slap on the back. "No I did not ask Ruby out besides I don't think I'm her type… being male and all." Jaune corrected scratching the back of his head and blushing slightly.
"What do you mean? Don't tell me she ….with whom; who is the other girl." Blake asked frantically now grabbing Jaune's shoulders shaking him eager to her what he had to say. "Maybe if you hear me out I will tell you." Jaune said pushing away to regain his balance.
"Ok I promise I will hear you out now PLEASE TELL ME!" Blake was now in pure fan-girl mode her hands where clasped together in front of her mouth as she desperately tried to keep her sequels under control.
"…Its Weiss" Jaune said quietly "I accidentally walked in on them getting in to It." he continued. Blake's face was bright red and then she screamed "FUCK YA. I TOTALLY CALLED IT. I SHIPPED THEM FROM THE START."
"Miss Belladonna I am going to have to ask you to leave now. You and your friend are disturbing everyone please come back when you fell like being respectful" Scolded the librarian from her desk. "We better go", Said Blake grabbing Jaune by his hoody and dragging him out.
Now Blake and Jaune were walking in the court-yard. Blake was trying to get all of the details of Weiss and Ruby When she stopped and Said "so if it's not Ruby than whom did you ask out Jaune".
"I will give you a hint she has red hair green eyes and she is on my team" he smirked. "PERRHA no way hi-five buddy." Blake congratulated as Jaune slapped her hand. "So what was this this thing that you need help with any way?" Blake asked, trying to figure out what it was before hand but coming up with nothing.
"I-I need to borrow Yang's Bike. It's for my date with Pyrrha tomorrow I got the whole thing planed out but I don't have a ride and I do have my Motorcycle driving license." Jaune explained as Blake's eye's began to become wider and wider.
"Are you kidding me Jaune? There no way, she will ever let you do that she loves that Bike like it's her only child; she calls it her Baby for god slakes!" Blake spouted.
"I know that Blake, that is why I need your help. Yang will listen to you; you are her girlfriend maybe you can talk to her with me." Jaune replied
"No way do you know what she will do to me if I ask that let's just say I won't be able to sleep or stand for three whole days. Sorry Jaune I can't its two extreme if I have to take the fall; well I won't. Last time I needed a favour she fucked me so hard I passed out TWICE!" Black exclaimed thinking back to that night. God it was good sex but it was so rough too rough. Yang was a Demon in the sack there was no controlling her it was like she was possessed frankly it scared her.
"OK Blake, I get it, to much info …. But I wonder how hard Yang will bang you if she finds that little book under your bed? The one I stumbled across when I helped clean your room two weeks ago." Jaune smugly suggested as a smirk crept across his face.
"W-What book I don't know what you are talking about Jaune all of my books are on my shelf". Blake nervously shot back desperately trying to avoid the subject. Jaune began to walk closer to her in the way that people do before they do something just plane out evil taking long strides circling Blake until he was behind her. Jaune's face came up right to her ear until she felt his breath on her neck. "So Yang knows about Ninjas of L.O.V.E." he whispered in a raspy voice spelling out the last word. "I wonder what new ideas Yang could get, if she somehow found that book. I hear it gets pretty saucy in some places." He continued
"Y-You wouldn't" Blake gasped as she spun around to face him. Blake never thought that Jaune would stoop to black-mail. Jaune just stood there silent with his eyebrows raised as if to say try me. "F-Fine I'll help you but you have to help find a way to keep Yang under control." Blake spat with discussed
"Tie her up." Jaune suggested with a shrug as he dropped the villain act. "Ya but how do I convince her to do that Mister Smarty pants." Blake snarled. "Just tell her you have a surprise for her something new." He replied "NOW OFF TO SEE YANG" Jaune cried in victory as he grabbed Blake's wrist dragging her away.
