So there I stood, waiting for Lord Belmod to walk out of the building to give us our next assignment. I stood there, waiting beside Toppo and glanced over at him. He was a big dude, with a big bushy white beard and sharp yellow eyes, but he was one pudgy mothafucka. I couldn't try and tap any of that because of how round and out of shape he was, but boy could he whip our asses whenever any of us got out of line, except for another pride trooper who was supposed to meet with Toppo and I to assist us on our next assignment that Lord Belmod would give to us. Jiren was a muscular mothafucka with grayish white skin, buldgy black eyes that you just want to ejaculate on, and a glorious ass that I wish I could smack without knowing I'd be dead if I ever tried to.
Well anyway before I drift off into fantasy world where Jiren would make me his bitch and dominate me like the twink rabbit that I am, Lord Belmod walked out with his sexy ass angel Marcarita. Belmod was looking as fine as ever with his wide eyes and succulent lips that were fit for a gay god clown. Sadly those features were the only few things that were great about our God of Destruction, but that didn't stop what everybody could see if they looked down a little bit.
"Dyspo, why the fuck is there wood in your suit?" Lord Belmod asked me in a firm tone as he lightly glared at me. I was confused on what he meant before I looked down and noticed that I had a throbbing boner that was obviously noticeable because of these tight ass spandex suits that Toppo made us wear. I looked up and chuckled nervously at our god clown. Boy was I gonna get whipped for being a faggot.
Toppo then with his giant hand, smacked me hard in the back of the head, sending me flying into the building that Lord Belmod came out of.
"DYSPO, HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY IN FRONT OF LORD BELMOD!" Toppo shouted in his deep booming voice. Now I may not have found our leader attractive, but his deep voice was a real turn on for me. I began moaning in pleasure at the sound of Toppo's voice and I could feel the pre cum leaking out of my boner.
Lord Belmod growled at the sight of this and turned to Toppo. "Why did you choose to let him join the Pride Troopers?" he scoffed. "This Dyspo nigga's nothing more than a giant faggot!"
Toppo looked at our lord firmly and cleared his throat before he spoke. "While he may be a flamming homosexual," he said. "He is noted as being the fastest in our universe. Faster than Buzz Lightyear to be exact."
Lord Belmod spat at the ground in disgust. "Don't even talk about that loser." he growled. "Probably wasting his life at a Quizno's with some fat loser with no social skills."
I managed to pull my head out of the building as I heard Lord Belmod talk about how terrible Buzz Lightyear was. I don't even know who the fuck this dude was, but if our lord hated him, then he was probably just as hot as Jiren!
Speaking of Jiren, he magically appeared beside Toppo, looking as stoic and mean as ever. He also looked hot and ready to be fucked by my giant rabbit dick. I could feel my jaw drop as I saw Jiren look over at me. Oh my god, this mothafucka was so sexy and being dominated by him was my dream, but I know that all this dude ever cared about was fighting for what he claimed was justice. The problem with Jiren was that didn't really know what the meaning of justice really was. However I knew what justice really meant. But if I told any of you, you faggots would accuse me of being a faggot who wears black nail polish. Nah, I ain't like that, nigga. I'm a pride trooper, mothafucka! Y'all betta respect me, bitch!
Anyway, I stared at Jiren and felt my dick getting hard again. His face was just very appealing and just tempting to touch. Lord Belmod walked up to me and grabbed me by the neck and clenched hard on my throat, choking me hard, causing me to try and gasp for air.
"Nigga, what did I say about getting turned on by Jiren?" Lord Belmod growled venomously. I knew this nigga was only jealous because I was turned on by Jiren more than this clown faggot ever would.
"Gaaaah...gaaah..." I tried to say, but the words just wouldn't come out because of how strong the grip on my throat was. Lord Belmod eventually released his grip and I fell to the ground, rubbing at my throat and quickly catching my breath, panting heavily. I then got up on one foot and bowed to him.
"I'm sorry, Lord Belmod." I muttered shamefully. "I will try to control myself whenever Jiren's sexy ass is around me."
Lord Belmod clenched his fists and grinded his teeth at that. "Just shut the fuck up and stay away from the other pride troopers except for Toppo." he scoffed.
I slowly got up and nodded slightly before walking back over to Toppo, who looked down at me and shook his head shamefully. I couldn't believe that everybody was mad at me because I was just showing my love and admiration for a great man like Jiren. I mean come on, have you ever met somebody that looked just so great that you couldn't control how you felt around them? I mean, haven't you just wanted to at least get something out of it?
"It's a pleasure that you could join us for this assignment, Jiren." Lord Belmod spoke calmly as he grinned at Jiren, who just stood there with a stoic expression on his face.
Jiren just simply nodded and didn't say anything. That's another thing that made Jiren so fucking stunning. This sexy ass nigga just chose not to speak at all, and only spoke when he felt he needed to, and when he did it was a great explosion in my pants. But I can't talk about my fantasies right now because that mothafuckin clown god nearly strangled me to death for doing so.
"Now that all three of you are here," Lord Belmod began to speak to us. "Here's your assignment." Belmod then walked back over to Marcarita, who with her magic staff, showed a holographic image of a bunch of skinny looking apes with dirty bushy hair, and shit stains above their lips. They looked to be wearing some type of puffy shirts with the word "BYRDS" on them. Currently these people were running around acting completely retarded and playing terrible music with weird singers that sounded like they were interested in incest.
"This is terrible." Toppo mumbled.
"Indeed." Lord Belmod replied. "These twinks have been running wild for about three days now, torturing the people of planet Virginia. I believe that these twinks plan to get all the ladies to follow in the art of a twink. I fear that if they're not stopped soon, then our universe will be thrown into darkness, but not the mysterious type of darkness, but the kind of darkness that involves inbred sister fucker music."
"We will do our best to rid the planet of this evil, Lord Belmod." Toppo spoke valiantly. "Justice shall not fall under the hands of these twinks!"
I took a better look at these people that Lord Belmod called 'twinks', and then I looked over at Jiren. Why would we need somebody as powerful as him when it looked like these people could be taken out instantaneously?
"The reason I've assigned Jiren with you two is because that their leader is claimed to be extremely powerful and if that's the case, I don't want to take any chances of playing it safe." Belmod explained.
"Oh, so you didn't assign us with Jiren because of my lonliness?" I asked, raising a brow. Just then, Lord Belmod ran at me and delivered a jaw breaking uppercut to my chin, causing me to go flying in the sky before landing back on the ground, knocked out cold. My only guess after that was that Lord Belmod demanded that they leave with me quickly before he lost it. Then Toppo would pick me up and we'd board a ship which was operated by the general Casserale. Jiren, being the powerful sexy nigga mothafucka he was, would probably just fly in space beside us. All in all, I hoped that this assignment would be a piece of cake as it looked. Little did we know, there would be so much more in store than we expected. TILL NEXT TIME, YOU STUPID ASS NIGGAS!