A/N: The tune I had in mind for the song is Super Mario 64 DS' Slots Shot, if you want to sing along. Easily found on Youtube if you type the game and name in.
Sandra and Dan, hand and hand, walk down an unfamiliar path at their favorite amusement park. "Dan, do you recognize this ride?"
"No, darling. It must be something new!"
"It certainly looks impressive from here."
A bouncy carnival tune played in the background, making them skip a little. Their excitement only grew when they noticed that everything had a bone theme. Sandra hugged Dan closer. "It must be one heck of a roller coaster, huh?"
Their mutual sense of thrill came with them all the way to the seats. As Dan pushed the safety bar firmly in place, he patted his wife's shoulder. "Together, we'll conquer this coaster," he said jokingly.
"I hope it's terrifying," she replied.
The roller coaster started, cranking itself up the initial hill. The couple gripped each other's hands tightly, and then they reached the top, where there was nothing except a slow, incredibly gradual drop. "What the…"
Suddenly, a song came over the coaster's speakers, singing to the same carnival tune from before.
Welcome all, Ladies and Gents, to Miiiiister Bones' Wild Ride,
Test your endurance and all of your courage the mooooment you step inside,
As you all swoop and swerve quickly around the suuuupposed final bend,
Mister Bones would like to announce that his Wiiiiild Ride never ends!
The song played a second time, and a third, and a fourth. By the fifth time, Dan could sing along, laughing softly with his wife. By the thirtieth time, Dan had grown tired with the slow track and obnoxious song. "Um, hello? Anyone listening from a hidden mic or something? This is car four on… er… Mister Bones' Wild Ride, I guess? If this is all there is, we'd like to get off." His wife nodded.
By the fiftieth repeat, Dan was trying to rip the safety bar off. He looked down at the ground, but all he could see was fog. "HEEEEEEEELP!"
His wife merely sat there. "This is Hell, isn't it?"
"HEEEEEELP, PLEASE!"
"We are in Hell."
The song repeated for the fifty-first time. Welcome all, Ladies and Gents…
"I WANT TO GET OFF MISTER BONES' WILD RIDE!"