A/N: Hope you like it! Please review!
-Chocopie09
DISCLAIMER: If I owned the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, my name would be on the cover. Is my name on the cover? No. The name on the cover is Rick Riordan. I'm not Rick Riordan.
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Kronos on…PERCABETH!
"What people see in Percy Jackson is beyond me. In my opinion, he is an adolescent weakling who needs an attitude adjustment. He has obviously not inherited any genes from me, his grandfather. (EW! That is just gross! No wonder all my current relatives are retarded. They have interbred so much it's disgusting!) He is so totally like his dad, who never listened to me as a teenager either. Man, I remember Poseidon causing floods as a teenager, and he has obviously not gotten any better.
"Annabeth Chase, on the other hand, is even worse. She needs to know the difference between reality and fantasy. Her befuddled brain is still dreaming up fantasies about being with Luke, yet back in the real world Luke has been taken over by me! Teehee! I love being evil! Blond hair and gray eyes are stupid combined. Never liked that girl Athena. I saw her and I was like, 'Hello.' And she was like, 'Why aren't you speaking Greek?' I HATE HER!
"Plus, it's not like they're ever going to get together, right? Percy is too stupid to realize that he likes Annabeth, and Annabeth is swooning for Luke. Why am I talking to you?"
A/N: So did you like it? You reviews determine if there's a second chapter! Flames destroy everything! Constructive criticism is welcomed.