Tales as old as time

by Mipsymipp6

After detention Fred and George finding themselves telling all the stories they never really wanted to tell thanks to the brown haired Irish witch. Hear the tale of how they got the marauders map, the time George kissed the giant squid and the time Fred tried to recreate a scene from UP All rights go to J.K Rowling except for the plot I own that.

1. Prolouge

Hi it's Mipsy back with another story. I'll try and make this more serious than my other stories but I'm not making any promises.

Prologue

A bunch of students sat in the common room waiting for the 3 missing member's of their group. As always you could hear them before you saw them.

Katie Bell was cursing loudly in a mixture of Irish and English to one of the Weasley twins or in the more likely case both of them. All Lee could hear was the word assholes and a load Irish.

Soon Enough the Irish girl bursted into the common room swearing in Irish to the two Red-heads who were at least a head taller than her.

"What happened this time" Angelina asked not looking directly at Katie.

"You wouldn't believe what these 2 pricks did Angie, They got me into detention, again!" Katie said exasperated as she collapsed into the nearest couch.

"Was it with Umbridge?" Alicia asked although she already knew the answer.

"Why would I care if it was anyone else except maybe Snape!" Katie said moaning in misery.

"What did you do?" Lee asked the twins.

"We only turned all of Umbridge's cat pictures into to toad pictures. Is it not our fault Miss Bell was with us when Umbridge inflicted her anger." Fred said drawing an imaginary halo around his head.

"Screw you." Katie mumbled into Alicia while throwing a pillow at Fred which hit him with force in his stomach

"Ouch Bell! it isn't our fault you're our friend" Fred told her in mock hurt

"Why was I not invited? I have some excellent toad pictures." Lee asked.

"Sorry mate slipped our minds." George said as and Fred finally sat down.

"I want payment for having to sit with Umbridge for hours!" Katie demanded suddenly snapping out of her gloom.

"Firstly Katie it wasn't hours and Secondly we stopped the stinging from the wounds what more do you want!" George said complaining.

"Please pretty please" Katie said turning on her puppy dog eyes and pouting.

"Stupid puppy dog eyes!" Fred groaned as he threw his hands up in defeat

"How about hot chocolate and some chocolate chip cookies for us all and you tell us stories." Katie said with a smile.

"Do it yourself" George mumbled as he tiredly got up.

Just as the twin where about to leave Katie shouted out to them "I forgot to mention by stories I mean you telling us everything I've always wanted to know!"

Fred and George looked at each other. This was going to be a long night.