I don't own Batman
WHAT!?
Tim watched as raindrops pelted the windows of the TV room and let out a frustrated sigh.
Earlier that evening Tim had been getting ready for patrol when Batman had entered the cave and told Tim that Batman was doing a solo patrol tonight. When Tim had asked why the only reply he got was a grunt as Batman climbed in to the batmobile and sped out of the cave leaving a bewildered Tim stood staring at the space where the batmobile had once been.
Tim let out another sigh as he turned on the TV and flipped through the channels. After another half an hour of flipping through the channels Tim gave up and turned the TV off.
"It's not fair" Tim groaned as he flopped back on to the couch.
"What's not fair?"
Tim sat up quickly and turned towards the door to see Dick entering the room with a cup of coffee in his hand.
"Bruce wouldn't let me go on patrol" Tim grumbled as Dick flipped on to the couch beside him without spilling any of his drink.
"Ah don't take it personally Timmy there were plenty of times when I was robin I was told to stay home too"
"Still doesn't stop it from being boring though" Tim grumbled as he watched the rain continue to stream down the window.
"Didn't say it did" dick muttered as he had a sip of his coffee.
Tim stuck his tong out at Dick who just rolled his eyes.
The brothers sat in silence for a while before Dick decided to break it.
"So there anything you want to talk about?"
"Not really" Tim replied as an idea struck him.
Tim waited until dick was taking another sip of his coffee before saying
"My girlfriends pregnant"
Dick choked on his coffee and turned quickly towards his brother.
"WHAT?! TIMMY WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GIRLFRIEND'S PREGNANT!? WHAT GIRLFRIEND" Dick hollered as Tim was doing his best to keep his face straight.
"I mean my girlfriend's pregnant" Tim said keeping his face as blank as he could.
"But Timmy your only 13 I didn't even know you had a girlfriend" Dick cried as he grabbed Tim's shoulders.
When Tim looked in to his brothers eyes he burst in to a fit of hysterics which caused him to fall on the floor.
Dick looked at Tim in bewilderment for a minute before he realised that his brother had pranked him.
"Oh har har real mature Tim" Dick huffed as he folded his arms across his chest and sent a bat glare at his still laughing brother.
"You should have seen your face" Tim howled as he rolled around on the floor
"That's it come here you brat" Dick growled as he leapt at his still laughing brother.
When Bruce entered the room an hour later he was surprised to see his son's wrestling in the middle of a half destroyed TV room.
"What is going on here" Bruce asked loud enough to stop the boy's wrestling.
Dick looked down at his little brother and gave him an evil smirk
Tim shook his head violently and Dick's smirk grew bigger before he turned towards Bruce and said
"Timmy here got his girlfriend pregnant"
Everything was quiet for a moment before
"ALFRED!"
Dick started to cackle as Bruce ran off in search of the elderly man and Tim turned a deathly pale.
AN: hey hope you all enjoyed reading this and I hope it didn't cause any offence. So yeah this little gem popped in to my head when I saw a picture of Tim telling dick his girlfriend was pregnant and Dick nearly fell off the roof they were on in shock xD