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Scheris's Embarrassment

Part 1

It happened again. HOLY once again attacked one of the local villages in a particularly barren part of the Lost Ground. Natives died, buildings were wrecked beyond repair, the death toll was massive. And unfortunately for the HOLY squad (and their beautiful but inexperienced leader, none other than Scheris Adjani) the entire massacre was being observed by a certain red-haired native alter...Kazuma. And boy was he pissed!

"That HOLY bitch!" he thought to himself, "she's gonna get it so bad this time! I'll mess up her pretty little face so bad this time! Just you wait, Kanami." With that, he reached out his arm, and with the telltale formation of holes in the surrounding environment, his alter was activated.

"Time to make them pay outta their little HOLY asses!"

Scheris was sitting at a control console inside one of HOLY's trucks. Aside from struggling to concentrate on the viewscreen in front of her (and all the figures added up from the battle earlier,) she felt a bit of uncomfortable pressure in her abdomen. "Oh my...I really ate too many potato chips" she thought. She crumpled up her now-empty bag of potato chips – sour cream and onion flavor, to be exact – and continued to concentrate on the screen, when she spotted a fast-moving object hurtling towards her truck. She gasped.

"N...NP3228?" she gasped to herself, "it can't be! How did he see everything we did? Oh crap, he's gonna hurt me so bad!" She huddled up in a little ball in the corner of the truck and hoped she wouldn't get her ass handed to her again like that time Kazuma destroyed the last HOLD convoy, after Kimishima's death.

She wasn't so lucky. Kazuma came speeding recklessly towards her command truck, pummeling its metal frame with his outstretched Shell Bullet. "I'll kick your ass! I'll punish you so bad!" he screamed as he repeatedly punched the truck's wall, ultimately breaking a massive, gaping hole in the side of the thing, ultimately uncovering a terrified, sobbing Scheris.

"Well, if it isn't the bitch who started it all!" he gloated, "you're a nasty, superior little brat, you know that? You KNOW that?!"

Scheris clutched her belly, still afraid. Why now? Why at this time did she have to have indigestion? It would only make her impending beating even more painful.

"Get up, bitch! GET UP! You want me to show you how?!" Kazuma screamed at her like an abusive husband, "ooh you're gonna get it soooo bad now! I'm gonna enjoy pummeling you!"

With that he punched a computer, the resulting shockwave blowing Scheris back against the wall. She knew this was it – Kazuma had strengthened his alter significantly since his last assault on HOLY, and she knew he didn't spare anyone in a HOLY uniform – not men, nor women, nor even children. She squealed helplessly as Kazuma dragged her out roughly with his huge metal claw, ready to pummel her, when...

Pffffffffffffffffffffffft...poof

Kazuma dropped Scheris, who blushed demurely. Seconds later a terrible smell hit the air, and her would-be tormentor crinkled his nose with disgust.

"What the hell was that?!" Kazuma glared angrily. Scheris just blushed and blushed, her midsection feeling less bloated, with Kazuma having become incapacitated from her sudden gas attack. She had just farted.

TO BE CONTINUED...