They tease me every day.

"You're an orphan! No one loves you!"

I don't even know who they are.

"You're a stupid person! ORPHAN!"

I don't understand why they do this to me.

It was a fine winter day, and I was strutting down the street, all swagalicious, when suddenly... 9 3/4 strangers popped out from behind a little bush/ They surrounded me, snapping they're fingers back and forth, back and forth... It was almost as if they wanted... TO RAP BATTLE!

"DO YOU WANT TO RAP BATTLE, SON?!" I rapped.

"YEAH! SON!" They rapped back at me.

"LAY ME DOWN A SICK BEAT, SON!" Then Draco appeared out of nowhere and laid down a funky fresh beat.

"YO I'M HARRY FRICKIN' POTTER, I'M A WIZARD, SON!

I DON'T HAVE NO FATHER, I AIN'T GOT NO MUM!

I USED TO BE ALONE, AND I'M STILL ALONE!

I STILL CRY INTO MY PILLOW WHEN I AM AT HOME!" Harry had to take a break, for he had started to cry. Draco comforted him while still keeping up that funky fresh beat.

FIND OUT WHO WINS THIS SUPER SICK, FUNKY FRESH RAP BATTLE!