Author's Note: Wow, I can't believe I'm finally doing something that doesn't involve my OCs in them. Anyway, this story is about Anti Cosmo's and Foop's inability to bond with each other. So that's when Anti Wanda gets an idea, one Anti Cosmo can't stand…

Chapter 1- The escape

The Abracatraz high security prison was the highest security prison in Fairy World. Guarded by more than a thousand fairy guards plus the barb wire and red laser beams around the perimeter, no one has escaped from that prison since that riot a long time ago.

At least not until today.

One of the guards had the duty of checking on all of the most dangerous criminals housed there. He was prepared for anything, like spit thrown at him, or anything else vile. He stopped to talk to one of the other guards there.

"Yo Jasper, how's all our criminals doing? Been giving you a hard time lately?" asked the guard. Jasper shrugged.

"Not really Ben, I'm almost of my shift. All I have to do is check on the last one." he motioned his hand to the last one on the right side of the hall.

"Oh, him. Heard he was a bad one, that one." said Ben.

"Bad doesn't even begin to cover it. Did you see what he did to Fairy World, Anti Fairy World, and Earth? That was… pretty bad." Ben shuddered.

"Yeah, that was bad. Well, good luck on checking out the last prisoner, you're going to need it big time." Jasper nodded and made his way to the last door in the hall. He opened the door and peered inside. The room was dark and it was impossible to see. The sweet sound of a lullaby was playing. Jasper figured the prisoner was sleeping.

"Hey, you up?" he asked, his voice trembling.

No reply.

Carefully, he tiptoed to the prisoner's cage, just to get a better look. He shined his flashlight on the cage. The guard gasped.

It was completely empty, only the baby toys and a very stinky diaper remained. The cage's bars had been cut open, leaving a huge gap. The guard's eyes widened as the stinky diaper exploded. Coughing and sputtering, he reached for his communicator.

"We have an escape in cell 190. Repeat, we have an escape in cell 190!"

"Sound the sirens!" yelled the person at the other end of the communicator to the other guards. The nodded and pressed the buttons, but nothing happened.

"What the heck? Why won't they come on?!" pounded one of the guards. The sirens exploded and the power went out. The head guard frowned.

"Oh that's just great, now what?" one of the guards spoke up.

"We have an emergency generator, sir."

"Good, some of you get to work on the generator, while I find out who, or what caused this." They saluted and got to work. The head guard turned to the others.

"You, I want you to search the perimeter for the prisoner and notify Jorgen about the escape." ordered the head guard. The rest followed each other out. Outside, the fairies searched with dogs, who wandered around aimlessly.

"I don't get it, what's wrong with them? They can't smell anything at all. Nothing, Zip, Nada." said one guard.

"It looks if they've been blinded by… baby powder or something." said another guard. The first guard looked irritated, but kept his temper to himself.

"Dogs or not, we'll find that prisoner sooner, or later."

"He couldn't have gone far. Come on, let's keep searching." Little did they know that a few feet away from them and behind the bushes hid the criminal they were all looking for; Foop.

"I can't believe I'm out that blasted prison, oh wait, yes I can! Those idiots can't even see that I'm only a few feet away from them. I just have to get past the red alarm beams and the barb wire and I'm out for sure." Foop took the nail file that his father gave him and deflected the red beams and hacked into the barb wire. Soon he was out of the Abracatraz prison for sure.

"Yes, I'm free. So long suckers!" he said to the prison and went on his way.

I know it's short. I just couldn't resist putting in an escape part. The thought wouldn't leave me alone. Review!!!