Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own the Outsiders. Flames will be used to feed my obsession with fire. (I am a pyromaniac and a loser.)

A/N: This story was requested by Whit-san and Wisty-chan (now WistyForeverAndTruly)

"I'm bored!", Pony and Johnny groaned in unison. School was out, and it was too hot and to hang outside.

"I've got an idea.", Pony said suddenly. Johnny was hanging on to his every word as the plan unraveled before them.

"Wow. That should keep us entertained for a few hours."

"Well, let's go."

"Savvy." They rushed out the door together, almost running in to a surprised Darry.

"Wonder what they're up to. Can't be much, can it?" Heh

TIMESKIP

Two-Bit Mattthews strolled casually past his front door, pausing only to grab a beer from the ice box. Everything was as it should be. Hehehehe. If you've read any of my other story, Ponyboy's Mind Has Left The Building, you know nothing is ever as it should be.

Anyway, he opened the door to his bedroom expecting, like everyday, to see his Mickey Mouse items where they should be. What he actually saw mad his jaw and beer drop to the floor in shock. Everything had been replaced with...Barbie? And in the center of the room? Two grinning boys named Ponyboy Curtis and Johnny Cade.

"April Fools!", Pony yelled.

"Dude, it's June."

"Aw man, ya mean I missed it? Where was I?"

"Hospital."

"Wait...Johnny, ain't you supposed to be dead?"

"...Uh...no?"

Anyway...

"Hey Two-Bit! How do ya like your new room?", Pony asked. In response, Two-Bit fainted. His last conscious thought was, 'Those bastards!'

"He loves it so much, he fainted.", Johnny said, trying to conceal his laughter. He failed epically.

"Yeah. And this is blackmail material. I mean, he fainted like a girl!", Pony replied joyously. Later he would try, only to have his jaw broken by a very pissed off Two-Bit. Darry and Dally would wear pink tutus and dance ballet together before ANYONE in the gang knew what his room looked like.

A/N: Well, who next? Dally? Steve? Soda? Tell me what you think.