Alright so, I totally fell in love with Junjou Romantica, it's awesome, I swear that I just discovered it, my cousin bought the series, I slept over at his (yes my cousin is gay and yes he's fundoshi, weird neh?) place and bam! We saw the whole two series in one night, except he was squealing all the time (yes my cousin is very girly.) I swear that I was nervous because I thought that his brother (cute guy, but arrogant, thinks he's some kind of new version of Justin Bieber, bleh, yuck.) would break into the room and see us looking at boys kiss, awkward situation. Anyways I thought it would be cute to take some of the ideas from Junjou and make them DBZ, sorry if you don't like. OOC, too.

Disclaimer: Guys from DBZ aren't mine some of the ideas are mine and others are from the creator of Junjou Romantica.

Chapter 1:

Not again… Kakarot sighed after he explained today's work and adjusted his glasses, he couldn't wait for the class to end, sadly it just started. He turned around and began to write on the whiteboard the homework for his students. He was a simple English teacher, nothing special to say.

"Class, I hope you do your task correctly. This will be present in the next partial exam…" he pointed at the board

"Aww" was the class' answer to him

"I'm sorry. But that is the way it is." He slightly shifted at the stare he was giving him

"Wait. It says there that you want the essay tomorrow, its hamlet, that's impossible Mr. Son!" A boy with black long hair said, looking rather worried of the essay.

"Nothing is impossible, Mr. Robin, only coming back from the dead."

"…" everyone remained silent

"Any questions about your essay?"

"..." nobody said anything. Though some had their doubts but didn't dare ask him, others already had a good idea on how to start and others were just going to copy and paste. This would get a shitty grade, of course.

"No?"

"…No…"

"Fine. Open your text books to page 58…George Orwell's 'Love it or Leave it' from 1984 is an American classic, which explores the human mind when it comes to power, corruption, control and the ultimate utopian soci…soci…" Kakarot yanked his glasses off, his green eyes staring at his non-stop talking student. Everyone turned mute.

He cleared his throat; his student looked up at him and smiled "Mr. Son?"

"Stop talking." He ordered

"Yes, Sir."

"And sit correctly, this is not some cheap bar."

"Yes, Sir."

"Where was I?" He ran a hand through his blonde hair

"You were explaining Orwell's novel, utopian society, Mr. Son" a girl with blue hair answered, her twin smiled at the man, it was a rather coy smile.

What is she smiling about? He blushed lightly

"Right. Thank you Miss Briefs." He read a bit from the book "as I was saying, Orwell indirectly purposes that the power given to the government will ultimately become corrupt and…"

Again, he thought darkly, it took him a lot to not scream at his students when they talked when he was talking too. It was just so hard to concentrate with other voices. He yanked his glasses again, frustrated with the boy.

"Mr. Curtis" his voice came out husky

"Yes, Mr. Son?"

"You arrive late, you fail my exams and still you dare interrupt my class for the third time. Get out."

"I'll shut up."

"No. Get out." He ordered again, with both his hands on his waist

The guy stared.

Insolent boy, he sneered.

"Class, if your friend doesn't leave, I will have to be forced to take away two points from your exam. That's the 20% so if you get a 70 on the exam, it will drop to 50, get a 50 and I will be glad to see your face again when you retake my subject, your choice."

"No! Turles go away!" A girl begged.

"Man! You suck, leave!" A boy covered his head with his hood and hid his face with his arms, obviously afraid that the boy with dark skin would kick his ass.

"You're washin the socks, dude!" one of the boys from his soccer team yelled from the other side of the room.

They began to verbally harass him; growling low in his throat, Turles shoved his things inside his backpack, he flung it over his shoulder, grabbed his jacket and stormed to the door.

"And Turles…"

"…" he looked over his shoulder, annoyed.

"I'm looking forward into talking with your mother tomorrow morning. Don't forget your friend" he looked at the boy that was talking with him and gestured him to leave too.

"Heh, ah…" the guy nervously got up.

With a curse that sounded like 'fuck' Turles opened the door and slammed it behind them. The blonde man looked back at his class, he studied each face.

"Does anyone wish to join them?"

"…"

"That's what I thought. Now, without any further interruptions…"

As Kakarot kept going on with his class, at the far back, two students silently talked. The topic was obviously about the teacher, but they didn't talk in a bad way but in a rather… perverted way.

"He looks so hot in those jeans." One with white hair said

"He looks good in everything, but I bet he looks even better in his birthday suit."

"I can't help but imagine him in a threesome with us…"

He looked over at his friend when he was kicked gently on the leg; they shared a snort and a chuckle. Both teens looked back at their teacher with hungry eyes… the man was simply gorgeous.

"You're such a pervert Jeice, I wouldn't do that with you… besides, Kakarot is mine."

"Pft. You wish. Vegeta he's engaged. Engaged to not any woman, the girl he's gonna marry and bang all night is your sister."

"Half-sister let me remind you that. And he'll get married to her over my dead body… or at least once I get what I want from him." He lied

"Still, he's your sister's future husband."

She's a half-breed. He thought darkly, the only thing they had in 'common' was their father and loving the same man, he looked up at Kakarot. Yes, today was the day the man was finally going to know his feelings, he wanted to say that he loved him ever since he entered high school, ever since he laid eyes on him, he was a young student but he believed Kakarot was barely entering his 30's, he was young too, but he never thought that the one he loved was going to marry his sister. He was captivated by Kakarot, his personality and his features were the first thing he loved, then it was his body, he had a nice muscle tone, actually he was the only professor who worked out, he checked the others, they were all yuck or bald, but not him, he believed Kakarot took his time to keep himself in a healthy, good shape. He had beautiful blonde hair, innocent green eyes, light skin, thick lips and he was a stud, what else could he ask for? He was just perfect. He felt attracted to him, matter of fact he felt attracted to him in many ways, it was just impossible to not be drawn to such a handsome man. The first time he wanted to make his move was the same day Chichi announced that she was going to present her boyfriend. His heart broke to pieces when he saw Kakarot by his sister's side, holding her hand, that only made him hate her more.

But besides having his heart broken he took Literature, just to be close to the man with innocent eyes.

"…He also sets forth the idea that the corrupt government will attempt to destroy any and all mental and physical-"

The bell rang, they were free. Everyone breathed in relief except Vegeta.

"Dammit…" Jeice smiled, embarrassed, he was daydreaming of his teacher.

"Do your homework and enjoy the rest of your afternoon."

"See you tomorrow, Mr. Son." Some students began saying and he would give them a nod.

"Bye, Mr. Goku" the girl who had a crush on him waved bye

"Till tomorrow, Miss Briefs" he didn't know if she was Bulma or Bra. But gave her a nod too.

Does he always wear that frown? Vegeta asked himself, he watched as the room began to get empty, his teacher began to pack his things, he made his presence known by a little cough.

Kakarot looked up, he took off his glasses and looked around his empty classroom, he then sighed heavily and leaned on the desk while tugging on his tie till it was completely off of his collar.

"Mr. Ouji, the class ended two minutes ago."

"I'm aware of that, Kakarot."

Insolent boy, he sneered.

"While in school, you must always address me as 'Mr. Son or Sir' not my name."

"Ok, Mr. Son…don't make such a hassle, you're my brother-in-law, I have that right" the word 'brother' made him feel sick, he lazily grabbed his backpack and walked up to him in a lazy manner "I have something to say to you…"

"I'm all ears." He was always able to listen to his students, it didn't matter how annoying they were.

"…"

"Vegeta?"

"I… it's just that…" who would've known that it would be so hard?

"What?"

"I… I… I lo… I love… I love you!"

What!? Kakarot's eyes went wide, did a student say that he loved him!? A student!? Love!? A man!? No, that was completely impossible, how stupid of him for not figuring out the hints the boy had always been dropping on him since the beginning. He completely misunderstood.

"Mr. Ouji, I think my homework left you more than a little confused"

"No, I'm in my five senses. I love you." It was much easier now.

"That's impossible."

"Nothing is impossible, you said it yourself, Sir." He pushed his bangs to the side

Don't use my words against me, he tighten his jaw.

"Actually it is impossible, there could not exist a love affair between a teacher and a student, it's against the rules. And don't you think it's a bit odd?"

"Odd? Why?"

"Because we are both men obviously. And because I'm older than you, and I'm your sister's fiancé."

"You're still not her husband and being gay is normal now."

"Exactly, now. Back in my days it wasn't normal to see two men kissing."

He crossed his arms "still, I love you."

What an annoying kid, he rubbed his forehead, all he wanted right now was to go home and have a nice sleep, but now he was listening to a student's love declaration, but not just any student, this student was his fiancée's brother! Did he have some kind of pheromones that attracted the Ouji siblings? What a problem, he sighed, how was he going to get out of this situation?

To his luck, his way out was a cellphone vibrating in his pocket.

"Son speaking… yes ma'am… yes, of course I can, yes, I'm not busy right now… I'm on my way."

"Who was it?"

"No one." He grabbed his bag

"Where are you going?"

"Go home and do your homework."

"Wait! Kakarot!"

The man nearly ran out the school, what the hell just happened!? He searched for his keys, why was this happening to him? He always thought that those death stares his girlfriend's brother gave him were because he thought he was a jealous brother. But it was all the opposite, the boy gave him those looks because he never thought that the man he loved was going to get married to… loved!? He wasn't thinking straight, he slumped inside the driver's seat and flinched when the opposite door opened and Vegeta slumped inside the car.

"What are you-"

"I need a ride home."

"What about your driver?"

"My father fired him for falling in love with the harpy."

Kakarot knew he was referring to Chichi.

"What about your sister?"

"Busy."

"Where I am going is far from where you live."

"Are you really that cruel? Letting your fiancée's little brother go home walking? Where the streets could be filled with thieves?"

"Alright, enough with the drama."

Vegeta smiled, he always got what he wanted.

Vegeta watched the blonde man bow his head in respect and then watched him step inside the woman's house. A very old, small house, they were in an old, poor neighborhood, the houses were ten times smaller than the ones in his neighborhood and the kids were playing street soccer, no rules at all. They pushed and shoved each other. How awful, he thought when a boy was hit in the jaw.

He was bored, he looked around the small vehicle, there was nothing special about it. He opened the glove box, gasping when a book fell. Vegeta looked at the title: Seasons of the Heart. He smiled. Vegeta was about to put the book back where it belonged but something was poking out of the book, gently he pulled it out.

It was photograph.

Kakarot? He blinked, it was Kakarot in the picture, but he wasn't alone, he was with a woman, Kakarot was looking over his shoulder, smiling widely and hugging her tightly, she was smiling too. Vegeta felt jealous immediately, who was she? Why was she hugging him? They looked young, maybe just a little older than he was right now.

He doubted Kakarot was cheating on his sister, not that he cared, maybe she was an ex-girlfriend… but then, why keep this picture? Inside a book, where it won't get lost or wrinkled?

Kakarot bowed his head, she smiled and offered him money for his services, but he shook his head, he bowed his head again and turned towards his car. He completely forgot about the boy he had inside his vehicle.

He saw Vegeta sleeping, with a sigh he stepped inside and turned the engine on, that made Vegeta flicker his eyes open and gave out a small moan that made Kakarot blush slightly.

He loves me? Hm, what is going on with kids these days? He frowned.

"You're back…" he rubbed his eyes

"I'll take you home now."

"…Whose house was that?"

"A lady's."

"I know, but why did you go there?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Why are you asking so many questions? You never talk in my class."

"It's normal to want to know what the person you love does."

Love, he shook his head, this isn't love.

"I tutor her child."

"In what?"

"Math."

"Math? I thought-"

"Just because I'm a simple English teacher it doesn't mean that I know nothing of other subjects."

"Sorry…" he frowned a little "…how old are you Kakarot?"

"Why do you wish to know?"

"Because."

"…27."

Vegeta frowned, Kakarot was cold with his answers, he then remembered the photo he saw without permission, he felt the urge to ask him about it, but he knew he was going to sound rude so he decided to talk about the half-breed first.

"Do you love my sister?"

"…I care about her." He repeated his answer in his mind

"I'm sure you do, but, do you love her?"

"What kind of question is that?"

"…I, it's just that… I never… you never smile when you're with her, you don't seem to be happy… I saw a photograph-"

"You what?" his voice was filled with anger

Vegeta looked at him, his once innocent, calm expression turned into an angry one.

"I'm sorry Kakarot, I never meant to do it… who is she?"

"No one." He looked back at the road

"She was your girlfriend, right?"

"No."

"Why do you deny her?"

"Listen, kid, I'm going to give some advice. Keep your damn nose out of other people's lives or you will suffer the consequences. Believe me, you won't like them."

"…I'm sorry, Kakarot." He whispered "…mind if I turn on the radio?"

The man sighed and shook his head, Vegeta turned on the volume, there was a soft melody.

Not gonna get us… not gonna get us… not gonna get us… they're not gonna get us, not gonna get us. Nothing can stop this not now I love ya, they're not gonna get us, they're not gonna get us, nothing can stop this not now I love ya-

Kakarot turned the radio off.

"We're here."

Vegeta stepped out of the car and slammed the door closed, before he got any closer to the door it opened wide and a pretty girl stepped outside with her arms crossed over her chest, she was tapping her foot.

"Dwarf, where the hell where you!?" she yelled

"Nowhere! Keep your damn nose out of my life! You stupid harpy!" He pushed her and ran inside the house; the noise of his door slamming shut was heard.

"What is wrong with him?" she frowned

"Teenagers."

At the voice, a smile drew itself on her face as she hurried towards her fiancé and wrapped her arms around his neck; he embraced her back, his green eyes looking at the house. Maybe he said it a little too harsh? No, he needed to let the teenager know where his place was and will always be.

"I'm so glad that you're here." She smiled and ran her hands through his tangle free blonde hair.

"…I have to go now, I only came to drop your brother."

"Aww, but you just got here!" she whined

"I know but I have to pick up my brother."

Damn it, she twisted her mouth at him, which meant she wasn't happy with his plan, Kakarot didn't care what she thought. So he kissed her lips quickly and pulled away from her.

"Bye" she mumbled

"I'll call you." He waved

"Finally! I've been waiting for hours!" His little brother yelled from a distance away

"Shut up and get in, I want to go home!" He rolled his eyes at the teenager

Gohan, his little brother rolled his green eyes back at him, he said a quick goodbye to his friends and kissed a girl on the forehead before running off to the car.

"What took you so long, dude?" he asked

"Problems." He smiled at the boy

"Must've been bad."

Bad enough to twist my thoughts, he thought. Kakarot remembered what he said to Vegeta, those words were harsh. Damn it, he shook his head, the boy was stuck in his mind. He looked at his little brother.

"So, golden locks, who was that cute girl?"

"N… no one." He blushed

"Aw! Come now! Tell me I'm your big brother, she's your girlfriend right!" he laughed and ruffled Gohan's blonde hair.

"Stop! Stop! Ok, ok, yeah she's my girl! Stop!" he blushed to his ears and pushed the hand off his head. With a small smile he ran his fingers through his hair and shook his head.

Kakarot smiled again, he looked at eyes as big and green as his own, his little brother Gohan, so little one day and the other he was dating a girl, Gohan was a man now, 18 years of age, it's such a big number. He wondered what his son would be like when he grew up. He could bet that Gohan and Vegeta were the same age, maybe Gohan a few months older than his student.

"Go get Goten."

"Ok, but you owe me."

"Yeah, yeah, just go and get him."

Was he thinking of Vegeta again? Yes. Maybe he was a little too harsh with him, oh well, sooner or later he'll get over it. Gohan and Vegeta were so different, Gohan was sweet and kind, he always cared for everyone, always thought of the others before himself; Vegeta was rude and stubborn, he didn't care about nobody but himself and they were also different economically. They had to work really hard to keep the roof under their head, they always had to pay the bills and school, their food and Kakarot needed some more money to pay the mechanic his damn car was failing, plus Goten had tons of medication to take, Gohan tried his best to stay in school with a grade a little over 80, though he knew his brother suffered from stress. Vegeta was a rich boy; no need to worry about the lack of food or about school, if he failed a subject, money solved his grade. But he had to admit that Vegeta was smart.

He hated these kinds of situations, not that he had something against the gay people, it's just that he couldn't get rolled up in that situation, not with a man, not with a student of 18 years old. That was against the rules.

"Daddy!" A little boy with black hair jumped in his arms.

"Hey there, sport!" He laughed and hugged him.

"Goodbye, Goten!"

"Bye, Mrs. Cookie!" He waved with a big grin.

"Thanks again, Mrs. Karen, here." He handed her money

"Oh no, no! You don't need to give me anything, I love to take care of Goten!"

"Thank you."

"Say 'hello' to your brother for me!"

"Will do!"

He waved bye and rushed to the car, smiling at his small ticklish family.

"Home sweet home!" Kakarot smiled and parked in front of a blue house.

"Daddy can we eat meatballs and spaghetti tonight?"

"Sure."

"But can we play first, uncle Gohan?"

"Yeah."

Kakarot put the final pot on the stove; he heard a small cough behind him. It was his brother.

"Can we talk?"

"Sure, golden locks."

"Shut up… corn head."

Kakarot laughed.

Goten was sitting in the middle of the living room, watching a cartoon of a talking dog and a gang of teenagers. They sat in front of each other; Gohan sighed and blew off a bang from his eyes

"What's wrong?" Kakarot asked

"Goku, bro, are you sure about this?"

Why does he have to ask such a disturbing question? Kakarot ran a hand through his hair and sighed heavily

"Do we really need to talk about this?"

"I'm just askin you, are you sure that you wanna marry Chichi?"

"You want the truth?" he scratched the back of his head

"Completely."

"…No."

"No?"

"No, I am not sure of wanting to marry her."

"Then why are you doing it?"

"Because I want my son to remember what it was like to have a mother when he grows up."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

"…Well, changing the subject. Did anything interesting happen to you today?"

"Nothing at all, same old routine."

You have no idea. He thought with a deep frown.

Yeeeaaaah!