I do not own anything except for Cole, Alice, Annabel, and Kletus
Sorry guys but i had to make a few changes to the main characters for specific reasons! please continue to enjoy this lovely story! ;)
The Chronicles Of The Champions Of Hogwarts
Chapter 1- Field Trip
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It was Spring Break, and a few selective students from Westsyde Secondary, were on a plane to Orlando, Florida. The Fine Arts program offers trips to places all around the world, and this year the destination for "educational" fun was Universal Studios. And it just opened up "Harry Potter World"! Four friends, Cole, Alice, Kletus, and Anabel, went on this trip. But for one reason only, "Harry Potter World"! Well, at least for Cole, Alice, and Annabel. Their major fans of HP. Who isn't?
Darkness fell across the sky as Cole watched the plains of Tennessee roll by. Alice was busy drawing The Mad Hatter from the picture on her iPhone 4. Kletus had his arm around Annabel as she grew more and more tired. Cole wore his Pedi-coat, Fox jeans, and black shoes. Alice wore a dark blue and white striped hoodie, a ripped pair of West 49 jeans, and white sneakers. Kletus wore a casual hoodie, black sleeveless shirt, shorts, shoes, and a Celtic cross necklace. Annabel wore a "I'm a Gleek" sweater, jeans, and sneakers. Her dark brunette hair dangled past her shoulders, and her bangs were close to covering her glasses. The four friends sat facing each other, two and two.
"Cole?" Kletus asked.
"Hmm… Oh! Sorry. I was… thinking."
"You've been looking out the window the whole flight. And you haven't said much."
"Kletus is right." Agreed Alice. "You're really talkative. Like, all the time in art class!"
"I'm just tired." Cole lied.
Well, not really. He hasn't slept well for months since September. But that's a cover up for what he was thinking.
"Well, whatever." Cole ended the conversation.
"I can't to get to Potter World!" exclaimed Annabel.
But just then, the schools bitch, Emmalie, came in, and sat down with her "posy" following her. After a few minutes of talking and having fun, the friends were approached by Emmalie.
"Hey Cole." She said very slutty.
Cole didn't even look up, he just said, "Hey."
"So, uh, I was thinking you should sit with us."
"I think I'll stay here."
Emmalie didn't move. "But maybe you'll like it better than sitting here with these-"
"He said he's fine!" shouted Annabel.
Alice coughed, "Skank!"
Emmalie's jaw dropped as she gave a lame girl 'gasp'. "Fine!" she said. "Sit here with these losers!" Then she turned and left as Alice gave her the finger!
"It's better than sitting with douchebags!" Cole yelled back. "Fucking bitch." He said under his breath.
"I'm a fucking wizard!" Alice exclaimed randomly.
Kletus added, "Trolololol!" he laughed. "A HIPPOGRIFF!?" he yelled as he flailed his arms!
"You guys are sooooo random!" Annabel said.
"Amen." Cole said.
Later, the plane landed in Orlando. It took, we think, two hours to get the luggage, and load it into the bus. The buses engine roared to life, and they were off to their hotel. The hotel was a 3 star, 5 stories high, and the manager is a douchebag! And he and Danielle did not become the best of friends.
Alice laughed at the statue. It was naked after all!
"Is there something wrong?" Asked the hotels manager.
"Um. Yeah! Why the hell is that baby statue naked?"
"It's art."
"I'm in art class! And that is not art! That's fucking child pornography!"
"No it is not!" The manager yelled. The lobby went quiet, even for such a large room! There was a giant staircase that led to the second floor, and the two pairs of elevators. The managers face was going red! Then Kletus called Alice over to get to her room. On the 5th floor, Cole and Kletus were given room 519. Annabel and Alice got the room beside them, 517. Kletus and Cole began unpacking, only after Kletus used the bathroom.
"Dude," he said as he came out. "Don't ever go in there! I had Mexican food on the plane! And I had the chili I had before we left did not agree with the Mexican tacos!"
"Ew!" Cole replied.
Cole pulled out from his suitcase his PSP, with headphones, earphones, charger and two games.
"You brought Dissidia?" asked Kletus.
"Yep."
"What about Duodecim?"
"I had to get it downloaded from the internet. Along with Final Fantasy one, four, and seven." Kletus looked inside the PSPs UMD CD compartment. "Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep?"
"Best portable game ever! I will never go anywhere without it!"
"I feel the same way about my iPod touch!"
Later, Cole and Kletus walked across the hall to Annabel and Alice's room. It wasn't hard to figure out they had already settled in. Considering Alice had set up her iPod stereo system, and had ACDC's Back in Black blasting at high volume! Alice was lying on her bed lip-syncing to the song, and drawing in her sketch book. Annabel was looking up when the next Glee episode was on .
"Hey!" Kletus shouted over the music.
Alice turned the music down when she saw them.
"Ready to go?" asked Cole.
"Where are we going? Cause we just got here!" Annabel wondered.
"Yeah, either we go to 'Harry Potter World', or we get left behind!"
At that moment, they all turned off everything, and rushed down the stairs (The elevators were just taken)! They arrived right as their teacher, Ms. Gertrude, was starting attendance! Ms. Gertrude was short, possibly Latino or Italian, and had black/red hair.
"Kletus!" she called.
"Here!" He answered.
Ms. Gertrude called out everyone else's names, and they all loaded onto the bus. Emmalie kept her eye on Cole and Kletus the whole time. On the way, the four friends talked about being wizards, and how cool it would be to be one! But Kletus would prefer being a knight. Then they looked out the buses window to see that they're pulling into a very large parking lot! All the students left the bus, and murmurs of excitement turned to yells and squeals! Then they all walked, not calmly, towards the entrance to Universal Studios.
"Hey guys." Kletus whispered, as Gertrude began to talk on and on about boring BS.
"What now Kletus?" asked Annabel. "If you need to go take a sh… crap! You should've gone before we left!"
"No actually!" Klerus replied. "But I was going to say that it'll be a while before we get to Harry Potter World."
"How long a while?" asked Alice.
"An hour or more? Possibly three?"
"Hell to the no!" Cole shouted. "I'm not waiting that fucking long!"
"There a problem, Cole?" Ms. Gertrude asked.
Quickly Cole thought of a lie! He's very imaginative and convincing. So he has no problem getting out of awkward situations. "Uh, um… I just meant that I was wondering when the next election is?"
"Right now."
"Oh! I didn't know that! Thank you for clearing that up."
The class returned to as it was, and Alice said, "Let's go!"
And so, they ditched class, and got lost! At first, they started walking around aimlessly, thenthey realized they had no clue where they were.
"Okay, we're lost!" Annabel said after ten minutes of walking around.
"Shit!" Cole swore.
"So what now?" asked Alice?
"I don't know." Cole said. "We could ask around?"
So they approached a guy with a Universal Studios uniform. He looked old and hunched over.
"Excuse me sir." Annabel said to him.
"Oh yes? And what can I do for you?" he said.
"Do you know where we might find Harry Potter World?"
"Right over there." He laughed.
They turned around to see that right behind them was the one, and only, Harry Potter World!
"It was behind us the whole time!?" Kletus asked loudly and obviously.
"Teenage dumbasses." The old man said as he walked away.
"Well you're a Dumbledore cock fucker!" Alice yelled back.
"Yeah!" Cole cheered. "Suck on that!"
Then Kletus randomly added, "Trololol, fucking lol!"
Inside was breathtaking! Wizards were everywhere! And there were those people where you say: "He looks nothing like Harry Potter!" or "Whoa! She totally looks a lot like Hermione Granger!" There were rides, shops, a candy store just like the Weasley Brothers store! And an exact wand shop like Ollivanders! But the one they went to was a tour of the Hogwarts Castle Replica!
"Oh my God!" Alice yelled with glee!
They rushed inside and found themselves in the Great Hall (The place where the guys in Harry Potter ate!)! And saw people eating succulent food! Roast turkey, stuffed pig, fruit, and…. Pizza? Daine laughed like a crazy lunatic, and dove in! Matt frantically flailed his arms and ran around saying, "Oh my God! Trolololololol!"
Annabel and Alice sat down casually, and ate some turkey. Kletus and Cole eventually calmed down, and sat down with the girls.
"This is amazing!" Coe exclaimed.
"I know!" Kletus agreed.
"What is this, I don't even!" said Alice
After ten minutes, an elderly man appeared at the end of the hall. He was dressed in long silvery blue silk robes, with a metal staff that had a blue orb and a black stone inside. He had long white hair and a beard, and blue eyes hidden behind half-moon spectacles.
"Good afternoon everyone." He said. His voice echoed through the hall. "Hagrid's not only giant on campus, if you know what I mean…" he winked at everyone.
"…Awkward…" Alice murmured.
The old man walked slyly back to the front of the hall. His eyes were filled with joy as he looked about the room. Suddenly, he made an awkward motion to his crotch with is hand and began scratching it, hoping no one would notice! "Welcome to Hogwarts School of Gay Fuck Stupid!" He coughed. "I mean, Witchcraft and Wizardry! Please welcome my special whore, (cough cough) guest, Harry Potter! …He makes my magic elder wand and golden snitches tingle!"
The people sitting around the room cheered as the old wizards whore came into the room. "I have a pickled rocket cock!" Harry squealed.
The old man, we assume is being Dumbledore, whispered, "Save it for our next lesson, in my bed!"
"Whip me on your tit wagon!" Harry Potter winked seductively.
"No you!" yelled Kletus.
"Trololololol!" Cole, Alice, and Anabel said at the same time.
Dumbledore pointed at them and said, "You four! Get up here!"
They all moaned, and walked up to the center of the stage. Then Dumbledore said, "No one has ever trolled Harry Potter before! Not even in the books and movies! Congratulations!" Suddenly the entire hall bursted into cheers, and boos from the Slytherin table!
"Uh…" Annabel tried to say. "What did we win?"
"A car!?" asked Cole.
Dumbledore answered, "No"
"A plasma screen 3D TV!?" asked Annabel.
"Um, no."
"A free trip to Paris!?" asked Alice.
"Not exactly."
"A Hippogriff!?" asked Kletus.
"NO!"
"Then what?" wondered Cole.
"We'll see what the crystal says!"
"Say what?"
Before they could react, Dumbledore turned and kicked Harry square in the nuts! He let out a high pitched squeal and then the floor behind them opened! And a giant shimmering crystal of all colors leveled up!
"Whoa!" Kletus said.
"What the fuck is that!?" asked Alice.
Dumbledore rolled his eyes, "It's a crystal!"
"No shit Sherlock!" Cole murmured.
Then suddenly, blue sparks flew around out of the crystal! They circled around everyone! And they floated in the four friends hands, and travelled into their veins to their hearts!
"I must be tripping balls!" Annabel muttered.
"Alright everyone," Dumbledore began, again. "We have waited a long time for this! The Champions have arrived!" Once again, cheers came from all around! Dumbledore raised his hands for silence. "Kletus," he said. "Your compassion for your friends is strong. And your ability to troll even Harry Potter is unquestionable!"
As he spoke, a zwillhandler sword appeared in Matt's right hand, with a golden hilt, and an emerald in the center! "The Sword of Trololol."
"Seriously? You couldn't give him the sword of Gryffindor!? What the hell Dumbledore!?" Annabel yelled.
"We're low on dough, and I can't find any replicas of the sword of a fucking retard!"
The entire hall went quiet.
"Uh… Let's continue!"
He turned to Annabel and said "Annabel, you are given the power of the White Mage!" a light brown wand appeared in her hand, with a drawing of a thousand stars on it!
"Cole given your soon-to-be close encounters to the darkness, you are now a Black Mage!" Yet another wand appeared, only for Cole. It was brown with a blue crystal tip, and rose designs all over it!
"Alice, you-"
"Yeah, yeah, skip the dramatic bullshit!" said Alice.
"You're a Red Mage. Here's your sword and wand." Then a red sword showed up in her hand, with red crystals in the hilt. "Now you will prove yourselves to be who we think you are by… Killing Edward Cullen!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Annabel said. "Just hold on a minute!"
"Yeah!" Kletus agreed. "Who do you think we are? This is all happening really fast!"
Dumbledore said, "You are said to be Champions, and to save all worlds from the Darkness! Get it?"
"Got it!"
"Good. Now, be gone!"
Suddenly, they instinctively held each other's hands as the entire world began to spin! Their stomachs twisted and turned, as they crashed into the ground! Alexxa stood up and looked around as everyone got to their feet. Tall trees surrounded them. And when Cole called out, "Hello fags!" Birds flew out of the trees.
"Hippogriff!" Kletus yelled flailing his arms.
"Tit wagon, and tingling golden snitches!" Alice laughed.
"Will you guys just shut up?" Annabel snapped.
When she turned around, she was face to face with a giant brown wolf!