(Note from Dark: Really sorry if this isn't too good, I just thought of this on my way to school and it was so awesome I just had to write it...)

Chapter 1: The Greatest Bone Dragon

Somewhere deep under the ground of Yoshi's Island sat the Greatest Bone Dragon. He may have been the ruler of the Bone Dragons, but he wasn't exactly the nicest guy. He went by the name of Ribs. Now Ribs was only a little bit evil, but he was mischievous and enjoyed to cause anyone annoyance.

Ribs lowered his eye sockets to the badges he held in his bony hands. The dark purple and light blue badges were the only ones left. Ribs himself had made them, and he held them up, watching them glow in the gloom. They were magic. They made anyone who found them switch bodies. This would be fun. Of course he needed to put them where somebody would easily find them. Luckily he had something no normal Bone Dragon had. Wings.

Ribs slowly dragged himself up from the Koopa-bone chair he'd been sitting in, and grasping the badges tightly, walked towards the hole at the end of the Bone Dragon Pits that would lead him to the surface. He shoved his way rudely past the Bone Dragon guards. After all, he was ruler. Why should he let them get in his way?

Ribs made his way out, stretched his bone wings, and took off. He lazily glided over Teehee Valley, the long piece of ripped wing membrane was the only thing that kept him in the sky. He suddenly stopped, and dropped the first badge, the purple one. With a horrible clicking noise, he straightened his wings and flew off, this time toward Popstar, and Cappytown.

Of course Ribs knew he should drop the light blue badge where someone was bound to notice. He closed his eyes, twirled around, and dropped the final badge. It made a satisfying clink! noise when it hit the ground. Ribs chuckled and took off back to the Bone Dragon Pits. Almost as soon as he returned, he was jumped by 25 different Bone Dragons who wanted to know what he'd been doing.

"What was it, sir?"

"Why were you carrying shiny things?"

Ribs shook all of them off and sat in his Koopa-bone chair to take his afternoon nap.

(Another note from Dark:

:grabs Fawful: Review or Fawful gets it!

Fawful: Aiee! I have fright!

Shut up, you -.- :thwacks him: