Set to the tune of "Jingle Bells"

Dashing through the trees
Neji leads the way
For his team of three
A crazy group are they
Neji is a ninja,
The best without a doubt,
If you mention "Main House" to him
Then he will glare and pout

Oh, Byakugan, Byakugan
Neji is the best!
He has better hair than me,
His fangirls are obsessed.
Byakugan, Byakugan
Neji is the best!
He has pretty eyes, you see,
But they make him look possessed.