Ewan Is A Girl's Best Friend~ writinforlife



"The French are glad to die for love

They delight in fighting duels

But I prefer a man who lives

And has expensive--jewels."



The men from England may be quite monumental

But Ewan is a girl's best friend

Brad Pitt may be grand but he, will just seem simple

When it comes to HIM

All other boys are looking grim



He broke the mold

2-4 karat gold

And he's still got his charms and that grin

He's well cut and sings great

And could be a late mate

Ewan is a girl's best friend



Epiphany!

Bustier!



Cuz we are looking for new material, boys

And Ewan's our material world (kissies!)



Try and catch up boys!



Five stars!

And SCORE!



We may just have time for (Matt) Damon and lawyers

But Ewan's still a girl's best friend

We may just have time for our hot, young employers

Who think we look real nice

They think we're nice but should think twice

They're nice guys when they're not high

But we fear that they're just the wrong man



Ooooooooo.. Ewan is a girl's best

Ewan is a girl's best

Ewan is a girl's best friend!



(Music and wardrobe changing break!)



Cuz his current spouse can't restrain us from houses

Ewan

Is A

Girl's

Best

Friend!

Author's note: Okay, so it's not quite a Moulin Rouge fanfic, but it is the exact version from the movie. I recommend listening to the version on either of the MR, then reading this. It makes it sound better. Enjoy!