Harry sat watching a muggle show called 'Wizards of Waverly place." he liked to laugh at the stupid way they viewed magic, when he heard it; the scream. "HHHHHAAARRRRRRRYYYY!" he saw Ginny running out of the bathroom, "Merlin! Honey come kill this spider! its Acromantula sized!" Harry rolled off the couch wand in hand began proclaiming "Where doth he dwell my love?!" Ginny paused a second before making a face... "Uhhh...in the tub why are you talking like that?" Harry winked shiftily, "Because its Saturday and I've consumed large amounts of alcohol and I have to pee any way." Ginny face palmed as if she was questioning her sanity "Why am i dating you?" which she was. Harry grinned an arrogant Potter grin. "Cause the sex is tolerable, I have enough money to seem attractive... and lets not forget I'm bloody handsome." Ginny's face slowly turned the classic Weasley red before putting her head in her hands. "Just go kill it." Harry Stood to attention, "Then it shall be so! Let it be known that on this night, no spider shall dwell in our porcelain domain!" Harry ran to the kitchen and grabbed a broom, using a sticking charm on a fork to stick it on the end, and then rushing to grab a towel and using muggle duck tape he stuck it to his face. Rushing to the bathroom he saw the medium sized spider in the and smirked. "WHO DARES TRESPASS IN MY KINGDOM!" harry slowly turned the water on. "FOOL! YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GREAT SEA GOD NEPTUNE FOR THE LAST TIME! AND NOW YOU SHALL DIE!" Harry unplugged the stopper and turned o the shower all while giving a smirk that would make Voldemort stop ad cry, he watched with a twisted satisfaction as it slowly went down the drain, the nob squeaked as he turned thew water off. as he listened to the drip he called out " THE INTRUDER HAS BEEN SLAIN!" Ginny sighed and face palmed again, "Thank you sweetheart." "Now prepare thy self for hurricane force se-" "Not if your going to keep talking like that." "Fine." Ginny sighed... if she had known before she had fallen in love with the ma-
"BUT I'M LEAVING THE BEARD ON DAMMIT!" Ginny face palmed, she had been doing that a lot lately.