by nayru-kleinefee
"Please…"
"No."
"Pleeeease…"
"No!"
"Puh-leeeeeease!"
"No! And your 'Look at me, ain't I a sweet Chuunin?'-look won't work, so stop it!"
"Pweeeeeeeeaaaase!", Iruka purred, then put on a 'Look at me, ain't I a super-sweet, super-cute Chuunin?'-look.
"Stop it! I told you it won't work!"
"But all the others are participating!"
"Then they don't need me, now do they?"
"But everybody is coming, Naruto and Sasuke and Sakura and Genma and Raidou and Gai, Kurenai and Asuma with their teams, and even the Aburame and the Hyuuga, and the Inuzuka bring all their dogs, and they're all coming, even the Hokage, and-"
"No way."
"Please, I-"
"Nope."
"I'll give you something good for it."
"No freaking way."
"Something really, really good."
"I said 'NO'!"
"Why not?"
"I don't want to do it!"
"But why not?"
"Because I don't want to!"
"But it would look so nice and-"
"It's- it's red and green! And there are wings on it!"
"It has to be red and green. And it has to have wings."
"But… RED and GREEN?! And WINGS?!"
"You'll look so good in it", Iruka said. 'Look at me, ain't I a super-sweet, super-cute Chuunin?'-look with super-adorable Chuunin-pout.
"Will not."
"Will too."
"Will not."
"Will t- Kakashi, could you tell him he will?"
A yawn. "But sure you will." The sound of a page being turned could be heard.
"Thank you, you're a really big help!", Iruka told him, then turned back to his reluctant… victim. "But you will look perfect in it and-"
"Will not!"
"But Pakkun", Iruka started. "You will look so-"
"I don't care what I will look like! I will so not be seen in a RED AND GREEN CHRISTMAS-DOGGY-FAIRY-COSTUME!"