**Author's note: Er, this has to be one of my WORST song parodies ever, but I love the last verse and the second, hence why I'm keeping it. The "everyone's an Aes Sedai" remark has to do that it seemed like every time you turned around someone else could channel the One Power. I haven't read TO THE BLIGHT yet and I've only read FROM THE TWO RIVERS twice, so any inaccuracies may be pointed out in a RATIONAL manner. Oh, and 99 Red Balloons is one of the most awesomest songs in the history of awesome songs. **



NINETY NINE DREAD DRAGHKARS

Matrim and I and Perrin

Saw an Aes Sedai in the Two Rivers' Inn-

'Twas near Bel Tine, we thought she'd come

To see the festival's great fun

But then the Trollocs came to town,

And set to trampling Two Rivers down

While floating in the frigid sky

Ninety-nine dread Draghkars go by.

Ninety-nine Trolloc fists

Marching through the season's mists

We three need to leave this town

Unless you want Two Rivers down

So us three, the Aes Sedai,

A gleeman, Warder, Egwene, hey,

Flee without a fuss or cry

When ninety-nine dread Draghkars go by.

Ninety nine Children of Light

Won't let us leave without a fight

We ride to ruins, which none can raid

Chased by more Trollocs and a Fade

This is what we've waited for

This is it, Lan, this is war

Fire flashes in the sky

As ninety-nine dread Draghkars go by.

Ninety nine more Trollocs, now-

Don't ask me when or where or how

We all split up in a different way

And everyone's an Aes Sedai

Some by water, some by grass,

Some by forest, as Darkfriends pass

We all need to act and lie

Cause ninety-nine dread Draghkars go by

Ninety-nine dread Draghkars go by!

Ninety nine miles apart

And no one knows just where we are

We're separated, and I can't tell

Exactly where to go... Oh well

If I could find a road from here

I'd leave behind this doubt and fear

Glancing up into the sky

And watching as a bird flies by...