This was done as a part of a challenge at the Review Lounge, too forum. Had to include four specific 'C' words. I chose to extend on my Splatterhouse one-off, because it is probably the one fandom I know which I could get away with a certain character saying these words.
Jennifer was smashing beasts into the ground. She ripped arms from their sockets and beat their past owners to death with them.
Suddenly, the mask burst out, "Codswallop!"
"Excuse me?" Jennifer replied. She was taken aback by the Terror Mask's random remark. It was oddly unlike the mask to use a typically slang word. Prior to this the mask was speaking of malcontent with such infectious tones and deceit. It was most likely a ruse. An attempt to break Jennifer's will, to accept her fate as host to this ancient artifact.
"Oh, I was scouring through your cerebellum and just noted your 'interactions' with that lad Rick," the mask cringed with feigned disgust, "Oh, it gives me the collywobbles seeing what the pair of you did…"
"HEY! Those are private memories," Jen replied with hostility. The mask had clearly ploughed through to her deepest memories. The 'pleasant' moment Rick and Jen had shared together.
"Of all the people you could canoodle with, why'd you choose such a twig? That facial hair is hardly flattering."
"He was a great guy, smart, funny…"
"Ugly?" the mask chuckled, "How drunk…no, how crapulent were you when you decided to do it?"
"Funny," Jen responded. During their bickering she had managed to defenestrate a number of atrocities into the courtyard below.
"If you're done with that silly accent and vocabulary, can we move on? It doesn't suit you." She flung the last mangled monstrosity out if the now open window and onto the pile of corpses outside.
"Fine you fucking bitch!"
"Much better," Jennifer grinned.