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Dear Aunt Jane,
Can vampires fly?
-Curious
Dear Curious,
Do I look like a bird to you?!? Wait… don't answer that…
NEXT QUESTION!!!! CHOP, CHOP, NEWSPAPER PEOPLE!!!!!
Dear Aunt Jane,
What is with you and torturing people?! Why do you like it so much?
-Perplexed & Disgusted
Dear Perplexed & Disgusted,
You hurt my feelings! Volturi minions have feelings, too, you know! Besides, whoever said I like torturing people? shifty eyes Hmph, I'll go ask Aro…
(talking to Aro)
Jane: Hey, Aro? Why do I like torturing random people so much?
Aro: Oh, Jan, that's not true! As I always say, make cupcakes, not war! Goodbye now, I'm taking a nap… (Aro walks off)
Jane: Um, Aro? You can't….. Never mind…
(back to letter)
That was totally pointless… Anyways, there you have it! I don't actually like torturing people (or do I?) I'm (apparently) just acting! HAHA, Angelina Jolie, you don't stand a chance against my skillage! Hmm… I wonder if they have an Oscar for "Best Supporting Vampire"……….
-Jane
Please give me reviews with relevant questions! ALSO: more chapters written up on paper, but I have g2g NOW, so I'll post 'em Monday night, K: D