Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
AN: This is the last in the Notebook series. Just a warning, I'm not quite so pepped up for writing this one (which is why the wait for it was so long). It's going to be random and plot-less, and I might not have much of them actually trying to get Teddy and Victoire together. It also might be pretty short. Just a warning.
James
Becky
Fabian
Piper
James Potter's Bloody Awesome Notebook- Entry 1
My dad gave this to me as a Christmas present. It's hilarious. But, I can't believe that I'm the third generation in my family to write in it!
You do know we don't really care, right?
Well, here I am in the notebook that my father and grandfather wrote in.
And my father.
Eh, my parents did nothing.
Neither did mine.
Hey, but at least your uncles did!
Right, well, I'm James Potter (junior), and the famous Harry Potter was my father.
And I'm Becky (or Elizabeth) Wood.
Don't forget that your parents are about the two most famous Quidditch players EVER!
Wow, really? I really don't care.
You can't deny it; Becky, Oliver and Katie Wood are really popular.
And like the hottest couple!
Could you be any more of a girly-girl, Piper?
Even more than that. She's a rule-loving one!
I can't help it! It's my parents!
Yeah, I guess if your father is the minister, Percy Weasley, you're going to be pretty rule abiding.
Not to mention the fact that her mother is Penelope Clearwater-Weasley, the chair of the Wizengamot.
Shut up.
Well, anyway, I'm Fabian Weasley! The one and only offspring of the George Weasley, owner of Weasley Wizarding Wheezes!
And I'm Piper Weasley, and you already said who my parents are.
Piper? I just realized, but that' a pretty uncommon name.
Really?
Oh stop being sarcastic.
I guess it's the alliteration thing. Percy, Penelope, Peter, Penny- by the time they reached her, they kind off ran out of names, didn't they?
Yep! Piper was saddled with an insane name!
Hark who's talking, Fabian!
Hey! At least my parents had a reason to name me this!
What? They had to be out of their minds.
Yeah, what were Uncle George and Aunt Alicia thinking?
Well, you do know that my dad was a twin, right?
Yeah, Uncle Fred.
Well, Fred's death really hurt my dad.
I know, the stories Dad told me.
Uncle Fred and my dad's namesakes were Grandma Molly's twin brothers. Fabian and Gideon Prewett.
Hmm… I never knew that.
Fred was named after Fabian, and so I guess that Dad was honoring Uncle Fred by naming me after Uncle Fred's namesake. It's kind of confusing.
Oh, sorry, Fabian.
No harm done, Piper.
You know, I just realized, everyone in this notebook has famous parents. Hey, we're famous!
I know, this notebook's going to be a tradition! It's going to bbe sought after!
You're all idiots!
How?
Its not just us that's famous, your whole family is!
How?
Idiots.
How?
Let's see.
Your grandpa retired, but he still used to be the head of a very popular department.
There's Bill Weasley, who became the head curse-breaker of Gringotts, and very rich. And his wife, Fleur Weasley, who created the Draught of Youth.
Only cause she wanted it for herself.
Then, there's Charlie Weasley. He's a dragon trainer. He's also the most sought after bachelor in all of England, and maybe even Europe!
Then, Percy Weasley, who's the minister of magic and married to the chair of the Wizengamot!
Fred Weasley, he was killed in the Final Battle, but he earned the Order of Merlin, first class!
George Weasley is running the richest and most popular store in all of London! His wife is also a semi-famous chaser!
Ron Weasley is an ex-keeper for the Chudley Cannons, and the head of the department of sports. Famous, like Ludo Bagman, except he's a bit more reliable when it comes to money.
And, there's his wife, Hermione. She's the goddamn head of cooperation with muggles! She's even popular with muggles! She's seen as a trusted, and favorite Parliament member of theirs.
The Weasley family is also friends with the Longbottoms. Neville Longbottom is the very popular Herbology teacher at Hogwarts, our teacher, in fact. Luna Longbottom is the editor of the Quibbler!
Wait, what about my parents?
Oh, lets not forget that! Ginny Potter is the best Healer at St. Mungo's! And, Harry Potter. The most famous being on the planet, who warded of the evil Lord Voldemort. He is the most sought after person on the planet!
I thought that was Uncle Charlie?
No, no, no. Charlie's the most sought after BACHELOR. Before he got married, Harry had loads of girls trailing after him. He still does!
Yeah, my mum does get quite the hate mail.
See? You guys would have to be dense not to.
Ah.
But, how do you know all this about Harry's dad?
It's called family friends.
Oh.
Good, it'd be kind of creepy if you had a crush on my uncle.
Or my dad!
I don't think so; I think she has more of a crush on Harry's son. Cough-James-cough.
Thanks. Really.
You do know that we're only friends? Right?
Yeah, best friends.
Though, I kind of wish it was more than that.
What was that last part?
Nothing! Nothing.
Right. Now, let's decide who we're getting together.
Ooh! Ooh! James and Becky!
NO!
Yes- I mean NO!
Okay, I was going to say Teddy and Victoire, but I like the way you think, Piper.
Actually, Teddy and Victoire are good. It's their seventh year, and tye deserve to finally get together.
A vote. Who thinks we should get Teddy and Victoire together? If you do, say 'aye'.
Aye.
Aye.
Aye.
Neigh.
Sorry, you lost.
Don't worry, we'll get them together later, we have more time then.
YAY!
You realize we just heard everything you said.
Whatever.
Well, what are we going to do first?
Ooh! Ooh! I know!
Yeah?
Okay, they know that you two are in first and second year, Becky and Piper. You have to convince them to have a tea party with you in the room of requirement. You two will put Veritaserum into their tea, and presto! We have them admitting their true feelings for one another!
That's actually a pretty good idea.
Except for one thing. Victoire will do it easily, because she is so close to you two, but what about Teddy?
Obviously, your not very close to Victoire. Teddy and Victoire are best friends. Teddy would go with her, and if he doesn't then he obviously doesn't like her enough that we should be getting the two together.
How'd ya get that?
Well, if she wants to do something, he'll do it with her, to make her happy.
And if he doesn't make her happy, then he isn't right or her.
I think that makes sense, good going girls.
Hey! Becky!
Yeah?
We should leave soon, flying lessons are about to start!
Ah, flying lessons.
Those were awesome, and I don't even fly much!
Sweet, I can't wait.
We're off, here, take the notebook!
Remember our first flying lessons, with Professor Johnson?
Yep. Professor Angelina Johnson. Dad said that she was real close to Uncle Fred.
You know what your dad told me?
What?
That Professor Johnson was engaged to Uncle Fred, until he died.
WHAT! Dad didn't tell me that!
Figures. You're not very sensitive, are you?
But why was I never informed?
Because your dad was the only one who ever knew. He was the one who Uncle Fred always talked to about the proposal.
Oh.
Well, goodnight.
Night.
…
Wait!
What?
I just realized, where are we going to get the Veritaserum from?
Easy. Slughorn.
What? Like a teacher's going to go around, handing out Veritaserum!
Easy there. I'm just going to nick some. Slughorn's easy to fool. And, if we need to, we can use his favorite student as a decoy.
And who would that be?
James! Slughorn favored James' grandma, and his dad!
Right, but how do you know that James wants to help?
Who wouldn't want to nick stuff?
…
Well, night.
…
Boys.
AN: This is only going to be three chapters. If you wanted more, sorry. This isn't exactly something I want to do, so I'm writing this mainly to complete the series. Anyway, questions, comments, reviews, just click the button, and start writing! I really want to know what you have to say!