hehe this is because i have zilch idea for anything and my teacher said i couldn't write three essays in 3 hours. i sat there thinking, challenge accepted bitch. i can write a 500 word essay in fifteen minutes. also i might not be posting once ive got my three prompts and one other story up. im at a standstill in life and im really scared. k ciao i own nothing.
"Sorry Magnus, but what the hell are you doing?"
Alec froze when Magnus turned to face him, the tanned skin of his face covered in cuts and light scratches.
"I'm trying to find the 30 best uses for a coat hanger. So far, I have thirteen. Im testing it as a necklace now."
Alec sighed and gently pried the mangled coat hanger away from Magnus' injured face.
"Why did I get blessed with a psycho maniac for a boyfriend?"
Alec lightly chuckled and threw the coat hanger across the room. He gasped when he saw the list tossed carelessly on the bed, covered in Magnus' elegant scrawl.
Uses for a coat hanger
To hang clothes up with (duh!)
Christmas Wreath
Baby Mobile
Drying rack
Hair Curler (suggest this to Alec. So sexy with curls)
Back Scratcher
Easy Nose picker
Easy nose picker? The rest were all smudged with blood from where Magnus had obviously shoved a coat hanger up his nose. Alec thought the next one said lasso.
"Are you mad?"
Magnus gingerly asked. He was shaking and paler than usual. Alec sighed heavily and sat down next to Magnus on the canary quilt.
"Can I have a kiss?"
Alec smiled and leant in, connecting their lips. Magnus' hands quickly began to worm their way around Alec's. He felt something cold wrap around his wrists and seeing Magnus' victory smirk he frowned.
"Haha darling! Number Fourteen, useful to trap a gorgeous amazing sexy shadowhunter boyfriend."
Alec grinned and leant into a far more passionate kiss, which maybe turned into something more, we'll never know.
uhhh sorry (not sorry) for not having even a tiny bit of fluff ion that but i have the dating experience of a baby penguin thats forever alone. so thanks ciao! reveiw please!