SORRYFORNOTMAKINGASTORYANDFORNOTUPDATINGMYOTHERSTORY! Anyways hope you enjoy this story. Anyways sorry if it's crappy I have school tomorrow and I'm sleepy so yeah, BYE!
It was a nice and beautiful day for Tina Väinämöinen, well it used to be in tell a rabbit came out of know where yelling "OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY!" causing Tina to scream a little bit. As she looked at the rabbit that tripped on thin air face first on to the ground. "Poor thing" Tina said walking over to the rabbit that she thought was knocked out. "Are you okay little guy?" Tina said after she picked it up and turning it around to reveal it wearing some type of weird outfit. "What the-" "HEY PUT ME DO- oh hey there beautiful." The rabbit said making some weird pose in her hands. "…did that rabbit just talk?" Tina said looking at the rabbit who was now trying to get out of her arms. "Hey lady can you put me down please? I'm kind of late and if I don't go the queen might chop of my head and kill me and as you can see I'm too hot to be killed." The rabbit said making some type of hooker pose in her arms making Tina drop him. "Who are you?" Tina said almost whispering it out only to be faced with a man looking like some type of fancy hobo. "My name is- AHHH!" He said going straight to his eyes forgetting why he should always have his glasses on. "Oh! I'm sorry it's just that you scared me…" Tina said feeling guilty for pepper spraying him. "N-no it's okay." He said with manly tears in his eyes. "Are you sure? I can take yo-"Tina said only to be sprayed with something that made her go to sleep. "Now were even" He said with manly tears in his eyes. "Now how am I going to carry her? Hmm…well just hold on tight random cut lady! Oh and my name is Alfred F. Jones!" He said with a smile on his face.
"Hmm…where am I" Tina said looking around her. "And how the hell did I get into this dress?" She said looking at the dress. "It does look cute on me though." She said. The dress was a light color of blue and was short almost to her knees. It had a bow/ribbon around the waist, as for shoes they were flats. "Where did that rabbit go to?" Tina said looking around only to go north or what she thought was north. "Maybe if I find some locals then I can ask for directions. Then I can go home to Peter." Tina said remembering that boy. Then Tina started to go quickly after she heard some noises. As she got near to the noises she was three men talking to each other, well more like two men and a man who looked high as hell. "Maybe I should leave…" Tina said in her mind only to fall down on her ass making her curse out loud making the two men look at her and going to her. "Hey are you okay? The albino said holding his hand out for her to take. "Y-yeah I'm fine." Tina said looking at the three getting up. "Um is he okay?" Tina asked as the one on crack was going sane. "Yeah he just ate a magical mushroom a few minutes ago." The one with spiked hair said only to get punched straight on the face by the third one with busy eyebrows. "That. Was. Your. Fault," He said only to pass out. "….are they going to be okay?" Tina said to the albino. " Yep, just give them a few minutes" "Okay" Tina said.
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