A/N Not in much of a mood to write, but felt the need to be completly
insane and get my messege out. *goes into head explodey mode and blows
cyma zargami's brain clean out of her skull!* Where did that come from? I
don't know. Quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a q-tip!! No actually, she
is the bitch responsible for the *shudders* Butt Ugly Martians! *runs
screaming into the night at just the thought of someone THAT stupid* It's
mind boggling!
Zim's Happy Kiddy Hour
Zim: Hello filthy earth worm babies!
Kids: Hi Zim!
Zim: Today, we are going to learn of a great evil! And that evil's name is ...... *dramatic reverb* Nickleoden!
Kids: AAAAHHHHH!!!
Zim: You see children, Nickelodeon is a filthy company of evil whores that make very awful cartoons!
Little boy in the back of the group: But I like Rocket Power! They're cool, man!!
Zim: *Pulls out a crossbow and fires at the insulent fool boy* Wrong answer.
Zim: But one day, Nickelodeon met a wonderful man with great vision, and this man's name, was Jhonen Vasquez.
Kids: YAY!!
Zim: So Nickelodeon hired Jhonen to write and draw a wonderful cartoon for them called Invader Zim, and it was good.
Kids: YAY!!
Zim: But one day, a terrible thing happened. The CEO's at Nickelodeon had a temper tantrum and fired poor Jhonen. And it was bad.
Kids: Then what happened?
Zim: Then, Invader Zim, the show of all shows was cancelled forever! And Jhonen was pissed.
Kids: Then what, then what?
Zim: Then, There was a new show called Butt Ugly Martians, and it was god awful!
Another kid in the back of the group: But I like the Butt Ugly...
Zim begins to load his crossbow, the kid sits back down.
Zim: And the Butt Ugly Martians took over Invader Zim's timeslot!
Kids: Awww...
Zim: So then, fans of Invader Zim found out who was responsible for this evil show. and it was the bitch they call cyma zargami.
The kids shudder at the name of evil.
Zim: So children, Invader Zim needs your help.
Kids: What should we do?
Zim: You shall go forth and rain doom upon the filthy heads of Nick and all of their followers! You must destroy Nick and plunge them into a nightmare world from which there is no escape!
Kids: YAY!!
Johnny: *standing next to Zim as the children march off* You really know how to start a mob riot, don't you?
Zim: I love doom!
Johnny: So do I, Zim, so do I.
Zim's Happy Kiddy Hour
Zim: Hello filthy earth worm babies!
Kids: Hi Zim!
Zim: Today, we are going to learn of a great evil! And that evil's name is ...... *dramatic reverb* Nickleoden!
Kids: AAAAHHHHH!!!
Zim: You see children, Nickelodeon is a filthy company of evil whores that make very awful cartoons!
Little boy in the back of the group: But I like Rocket Power! They're cool, man!!
Zim: *Pulls out a crossbow and fires at the insulent fool boy* Wrong answer.
Zim: But one day, Nickelodeon met a wonderful man with great vision, and this man's name, was Jhonen Vasquez.
Kids: YAY!!
Zim: So Nickelodeon hired Jhonen to write and draw a wonderful cartoon for them called Invader Zim, and it was good.
Kids: YAY!!
Zim: But one day, a terrible thing happened. The CEO's at Nickelodeon had a temper tantrum and fired poor Jhonen. And it was bad.
Kids: Then what happened?
Zim: Then, Invader Zim, the show of all shows was cancelled forever! And Jhonen was pissed.
Kids: Then what, then what?
Zim: Then, There was a new show called Butt Ugly Martians, and it was god awful!
Another kid in the back of the group: But I like the Butt Ugly...
Zim begins to load his crossbow, the kid sits back down.
Zim: And the Butt Ugly Martians took over Invader Zim's timeslot!
Kids: Awww...
Zim: So then, fans of Invader Zim found out who was responsible for this evil show. and it was the bitch they call cyma zargami.
The kids shudder at the name of evil.
Zim: So children, Invader Zim needs your help.
Kids: What should we do?
Zim: You shall go forth and rain doom upon the filthy heads of Nick and all of their followers! You must destroy Nick and plunge them into a nightmare world from which there is no escape!
Kids: YAY!!
Johnny: *standing next to Zim as the children march off* You really know how to start a mob riot, don't you?
Zim: I love doom!
Johnny: So do I, Zim, so do I.