A/n: This is a joint effort… my sister and I wrote this totally randomness because we were bored… but hopefully if I don't kill my sister for being so darn annoying we'll be able to write more.
This is POSTED on Mauri Night's account but is written by both Mauri Night AND Lakisha Adele Kane (my sister). It is our FIRST EVER Twilight Fanfiction, and to be honest, our first ever Fanfiction written TOGETHER. So be nice… no flames… cuz they could hurt Edward…
Disclaimer: All songs and characters (except for US) are not owned by us… unfortunately.
P.S. If you see Rae or Carrie in the place of a name, that is how we originally wrote it but we substituted our pennames in for our REAL names -wink wink- so Rae: Shea and Carrie: Mauri. Yupyup…
ENJOY!
Topic: PEOPLE
Shea (Lakisha): WOW, people... that's a lot to talk about... There's Goths, Emos, Punks, Hippies, Preps, Jocks, Nerds, Mauri...
Mauri: -gasp-
Shea: JUST KIDDING!!!
Edward: What about mythical creatures that supposedly don't exist?
Shea: That's a LONG title...
Mauri: HEY! I thought that first! Why do YOU get all the good lines?!
Shea: I thought it first... and because I'm typing.
Mauri: Eddie-poo, you know who thought it first! TELL US NOW!!!
Edward: Er... -looks between two crazy lunatic fan girls who I, Lakisha, am obviously the better of the two- I don't think I should become involved in this...
Shea: -raging- TELL US!!!! NOW!!!!!
Mauri: -sweet- please?
Edward: Um... er... uh... erm...
Alice: DON"T DO IT EDWARD!!! YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!!!
Mauri: ALICE SHUT UP!
Shea: OH MY GOSH I WISH EMMEY-BEAR WAS HERE!!!
Emmett: -pops up outta nowhere- Hey baby... what's cookin'?
Shea: OH MY GOSH I AM MAGIC!!!
Edward: Of course you are... -rolls eyes-
Jacob: Hey... doesn't anyone want me???
Shea: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE I DIDN"T WISH YOU HERE!!!
Mauri: -grins flirtatiously- I did...
Shea: Let's make this a happy day... JACOB GET LOST!
Jacob: -hurt- fine... -disappears-
Mauri: UH! FINE, I GET EDWARD AND YOU GET EMMETT!!!
Jasper: What about ME?
Mauri: You get Alice.
Alice: -randomly- OH MY GOSH Wanna go shopping???
Jasper: AHHHHHHHH!!! -runs away screaming- SAVE ME!!! -panic falls over people-
Me: OMGOSH THERE'S A... A... I DON"T KNOW BUT I'M SCARED!!!
Mauri: EDWARD HOLD ME!!! -jumps into Edward's arms-
Edward: uh... -drops Mauri-
Me: -laughs- GO EDDIE-POO!!!
Mauri: Ow... –rubs butt-
Bella: HEY EDWARDS MINE BACK OFF!!!
Mauri and Me: Go away.
Bella: -pop- -disappears-
Edward: NO!!!! -jumps off a cliff-
Me: Now Eddie-poo, you know you can't kill yourself like that... -Shame On You sign-
Edward: -stands up and pouts uninjured- FINE.
Emmett: Monster Truck Rallies!!! YEAH!!!!
Me: WOW...
Mauri: RADIO! -presses play-
Radio: And now... Sexyback by Justin T... -Sexyback plays-
Edward: -girly- OH MY GOSH EMMETT IT'S OUR SONG!!!
Emmett and Edward: -jump up on table and dances-
Edward: -singing while dancing... not PG.. or PG13 at that...- I'm bringing Sexyback...
Emmett: -sings off key- YEAH!
Shea and Mauri: -turn around and shield our eyes-
Shea: MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!
Mauri: -scared- Do you guys have something going on we don't know about???
Edward: -sings- Bring on those shackles baby I'm your slave...
Mauri: -shocked- EDWARD!
Radio: -song ends- And now, The Game Song by Keke Palmer... -song plays-
Keke (on radio): Cuz that JOYSTICK messed around and took my BOYFRIEND that games bein' makin' me SO SICK cuz I can't COMPETE it's either ME OR THAT TV...
Edward: EMMETT!!! It's your song!!!
Keke (on radio): That's why I, I hate men... that's why I, I hate men...
Emmett: OH YEAH!!! WORK IT GIRL!!!
Rosalie: -pops up- EMMETT YOU'RE CHEATING ME... -pause- WITH EDWARD?! -pulls out baseball bat-
Shea and Mauri: -pull out popcorn- THIS IS INTERESTING!
Rosalie: -chases Emmett with bat- COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!!!
Emmett: I'm not a man, I'm a-
Mauri: -shocked- Are you sure you want to release this to the general public?!
Emmett: Fine... um... -stops and thinks-
Shea: EMMETT RUN!!!
Emmett: -frustrated- I can't multitask!
Rosalie: -smacks him with a baseball bat-
Edward: Rosalie! Emmett! Uh... -thinks- Yeah, that's all I got...
Radio: -song ends- STRONGER BY KANYE WEST! -song plays-
Mauri: OH MY GOD IT'SMY FAVORITE SONG!!!
Shea and Mauri: -dance-
Emmett and Edward: -stare-
Rosalie: -SMACK- EMMETT TAKE YOUR EYES OFF OF THEM AND LOOK AT YOUR WIFE!!!
Emmett: -ignores her- SHAKE THAT BOOTAY!!!
Edward: -faints then gets up 'cause we all know vampires don't faint-
Rosalie: -tearless sobs- WHAT DO THEY HAVE THAT I DON"T HAVE!!!
Shea: -randomly smacks Mauri-
Mauri: OW! -smacks Shea- DON'T SMACK ME SMACK EMMETT!
Shea: -smacks Edward- OW I BROKE MY HAND!
Edward: did you say something?
Shea: -mumbles- stupid vampires... DIDNT YOU FEEL IT AT ALL?!?!?!
Edward: Feel what?
Shea: -screams- AHH!!!! Stupid vampires... DIE!
Jacob: -pops up- Oh can I help?!
Mauri: -runs over to Jacob and hugs him like crazy- HE WAS MEAN TO ME JACOB KILL HIM!!!
Shea: Kill who?
Mauri: its kill WHOM...
Shea: Who's Whom?
Mauri: No, it's not WHO it's WHOM
Shea: Exactly... but who is WHOM?
Edward: ...
Jacob: ...
Emmett: OW!
Rosalie: Why are you screaming I stopped hitting you already!
Emmett: I tried thinking... and it hurt... really bad... –cries tearlessly-
Edward: All brawn no brain.
Emmett: OH WHAT'S THAT MEAN?!?!?!
Shea: Find out for yourself.
Emmett: -thinks- OW! THAT HURT!!!
Rosalie: I need a smarter husband.
Shea: Don't we all.
Edward: -shocked- YOUR MARRIED?
Shea: No, but I can dream.
Edward: yeah, lucky human.
Shea: I know. -fluffs hair-
Mauri: OH!!! Wait... I'm tired... I used all my energy thinking...
Shea: OH MY GOSH YOU CAN DO THAT?!?!?!?! COOL!!!!!!!!! -slumps to floor- I'm tired now too...
Edward: OH MY GOSH, YOU KNOW HOW TO THINK?! Wow... didn't see that coming...
Shea: -tired- If i wasn't so tired I'd break my other hand hitting you...
Mauri: -snores-
Shea: -snores-
Edward: ...
Rosalie: ...
Emmett: I wish I was human...
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Emmett: BEATING ME WITH BAT IS NICE?!?!?!
Us: Yup...