WWF High School
By Rocky3188
8:00- the bell rings and first period is in session.
Mr. Foley: Ok class get out your textbooks, we're going to study the era of the brahma bull.
8:05- The Rock comes in late again.
Rock: The Rock says he's gonna sit down in this roody-pooh excuse you jabronis call a chair.
Mr. Foley- You do that Rock, but before we were rudely interrupted…
Rock: Excuse the Rock? Before you were interrupted? The Rock doesn't think any of these people in this room give a monkey's pee-pee if the Rock interrupted you.
Funaki: Sifjfdsfjdfj adfjfjdfdsf. (INDEED)
Stone Cold: WHAT?
(Rest of class repeats "WHAT?")
8:30- after various detentions, the bell rings.
8:35- 1st Nutrition break
(Stone Cold was talking to his girlfriend Debra, at his locker, 316)
Stone: Debra. What? I said Debra. What?
Debra: What Steve?
Stone: I just wanted to know if you would , well, come to the Rock's party with me tonight?
Debra: What?
Stone Cold: That's my line.
Debra: What?
Stone Cold: Are you deaf?
Debra: What?
Stone Cold: Got wax in your ears?
Debra: What?
SC: Can't hear?
Debra: Yes I can hear-
SC: What? What? What? What? What? Stone Cold Steve Austin says that if you don't come to the party with me,well, I'll be really sad.
Debra: What?
SC: Depressed.
Debra: What?
SC: Not happy.
Debra: What?
SC: Not happy.
Debra: What?
SC: Not happy.
Debra: What?
SC: Not mad.
Debra: What?
SC: Not glad.
Debra: What?
SC: But sad.
Debra: What?
SC: Sad.
Debra: What?
SC: I said sad.
Debra: What?
SC: SAD!!!
(The bell rings for second period)
SECOND PERIOD
LANGUAGE ARTS
Mr. Ivory: Class, please get out your Language books and study homonyms.
(Class bursts into laughter)
Mr. Ivory: What is so funny?
The Rock: The Rock would just like to say that on the board it says your name is Mr. Ivory. What are you, a hemaphradite or something?
(Class laughs even harder)
Mrs. Ivory: OK, happy Rock, it's changed--
The Rock: Wow wow wow wow wow wow WOW! It's THE ROCK, not Rock!
Mrs. Ivory: I don't think--
The Rock: It doesn't matter what you THINK!!!
Mrs. Ivory: Do you want a detention "The Rock"?
The Rock: The Rock says that if you give the Rock a detention, The Rock will take that detention, shine it up real nice, turn that Sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up you candy ass!
Mrs. Ivory: *frustrated* "THE ROCK" AND THE REST OF THE CLASS BETTER OPEN UP THEIR LANGUAGE BOOKS OR ELSE ALL OF YOU WILL STAY AFTER CLASS WITH ME!
THE BELL RINGS AND THE STUDENTS QUICKLY FLOCK OUT TO THEIR LOCKERS FOR LUNCH
By Rocky3188
8:00- the bell rings and first period is in session.
Mr. Foley: Ok class get out your textbooks, we're going to study the era of the brahma bull.
8:05- The Rock comes in late again.
Rock: The Rock says he's gonna sit down in this roody-pooh excuse you jabronis call a chair.
Mr. Foley- You do that Rock, but before we were rudely interrupted…
Rock: Excuse the Rock? Before you were interrupted? The Rock doesn't think any of these people in this room give a monkey's pee-pee if the Rock interrupted you.
Funaki: Sifjfdsfjdfj adfjfjdfdsf. (INDEED)
Stone Cold: WHAT?
(Rest of class repeats "WHAT?")
8:30- after various detentions, the bell rings.
8:35- 1st Nutrition break
(Stone Cold was talking to his girlfriend Debra, at his locker, 316)
Stone: Debra. What? I said Debra. What?
Debra: What Steve?
Stone: I just wanted to know if you would , well, come to the Rock's party with me tonight?
Debra: What?
Stone Cold: That's my line.
Debra: What?
Stone Cold: Are you deaf?
Debra: What?
Stone Cold: Got wax in your ears?
Debra: What?
SC: Can't hear?
Debra: Yes I can hear-
SC: What? What? What? What? What? Stone Cold Steve Austin says that if you don't come to the party with me,well, I'll be really sad.
Debra: What?
SC: Depressed.
Debra: What?
SC: Not happy.
Debra: What?
SC: Not happy.
Debra: What?
SC: Not happy.
Debra: What?
SC: Not mad.
Debra: What?
SC: Not glad.
Debra: What?
SC: But sad.
Debra: What?
SC: Sad.
Debra: What?
SC: I said sad.
Debra: What?
SC: SAD!!!
(The bell rings for second period)
SECOND PERIOD
LANGUAGE ARTS
Mr. Ivory: Class, please get out your Language books and study homonyms.
(Class bursts into laughter)
Mr. Ivory: What is so funny?
The Rock: The Rock would just like to say that on the board it says your name is Mr. Ivory. What are you, a hemaphradite or something?
(Class laughs even harder)
Mrs. Ivory: OK, happy Rock, it's changed--
The Rock: Wow wow wow wow wow wow WOW! It's THE ROCK, not Rock!
Mrs. Ivory: I don't think--
The Rock: It doesn't matter what you THINK!!!
Mrs. Ivory: Do you want a detention "The Rock"?
The Rock: The Rock says that if you give the Rock a detention, The Rock will take that detention, shine it up real nice, turn that Sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up you candy ass!
Mrs. Ivory: *frustrated* "THE ROCK" AND THE REST OF THE CLASS BETTER OPEN UP THEIR LANGUAGE BOOKS OR ELSE ALL OF YOU WILL STAY AFTER CLASS WITH ME!
THE BELL RINGS AND THE STUDENTS QUICKLY FLOCK OUT TO THEIR LOCKERS FOR LUNCH