Author's Notes: Well no real reson for this just crazyness
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Oxymoron
An oxymoron (plural oxymorons or, more rarely, oxymora) is a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms. Oxymoron is a loanword from Greek oxy ("sharp") and moros ("dull"). Thus the word oxymoron is itself an oxymoron. I know a few other's, here's my list: pretty ugly, alone together, same difference, jumbo shrimp, Reno. Want me to explain the last one huh? I really don't think I need to if you've know him. And yes I mean know him, meeting him you only get to see the "sharp". It's only when you know and that is to say really know him that you see the "dull". Now don't get confused, I'm not saying he's dull or that he's sharp around other's. What it is that the real Reno is a complete contradiction to the one he introduces you to, yes that is complete. For one, now I bet you didn't know this one, Reno isn't his reall first name; it's one of his middle names. It's real name, and he may just kill me for saying this is, Cliford Miles Reno Wexford-Andrews. It swear on my life it's true. And Cliford is a big, angry, crybaby who think's drink is for depressed people and the poor.Well sorry to have shattered your image. Oh and one last thing the 'ladies man' would rather be snuggleing Rufus Shinra than making out with TIfa Lockhart if you catch my drift.