Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, implied romantic situations and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
Neighbors from Hell
Chapter 1: Making Enemies
One late night on the block of Bonanza Street and Avenue des Los Mexicanos at Cartman's house inside his dark room which Cartman was looking very annoyed and tired while he was laying in his bed with his arms folded and dark bags begins to appears under his eyes at that moment. Which you can hear loud hip hop or some kind crappy music playing out loud and yelling that was coming over next door of him which it was his brand new neighbors who just moved into the area which they are making him into not liking their asses at all.
"Shut you Gawd damned fucking fags that I'm got plans for Memorial Day in the morning I need some sleep right now Gawd damn it!" Cartman screeches out of his bedroom at that moment
"No, you shut up first you fat ass pig" Said RJ an overweight white guy who is acting like a gangsta wannabe which Cartman was not trying to laughs at this confused retard who is having an identity crisis right now
"Aye I'm not fat I'm just big-boned so fuck you fat ass" Cartman roars that when he thought to himself that in the fridge there was a bucket of leftover KFC chicken from dinner earlier that night that he has one of devious plans up in his sleeves right now. In the pre dawn hours that he to take shit on his brand new neighbor's front porch by their door then Kahl's as well too.
Next morning at the bus stop which the other three boys were already there and dressed in summer apparel with fishing poles and a tackle box along with a bag of snacks and juice porches that they are waiting for Cartman to show up plus Kyle looks very pissed right now because he found a big pile of shit laying in the middle of his front porch's welcome mat that he almost stepped in it and knew who did it. That South Park is having a little heat wave right now.
"Where the hell is fat ass?" Said Stan in a white/blue tee and red short minus his trademark blue beanie with the red puff on top
"He is probably hiding at home right now because I found a huge shit at my front door again and almost stepped in it!" Kyle screeches out loud with great disgust about the unsavory surprise that he found this morning. He was in an orange tee and green short minus his familiar green ushanka which his red Jew fro is out in the open and much frizzy than usual due from the early pre season heat that is plaguing the town right now. And Kenny was in an orange tank top and brown rip up shorts and wearing an orange visor that his blond hair was sticking out everywhere without his orange parka that is when Cartman came walking up to them which he was in a powder blue tee and brown shorts that his brown hair was a messed due from the sweating from the heat.
"Jesus Christ its fucking out here today and boy I'm sweating a pig that is baking inside an oven" Said Cartman was panting for air at that moment
"Duh we know it's fucking hot outside right now and you are fucking pig fat ass!" Kyle roars as he looks menacing at Cartman for the longest time
"What the hell you are looking at me so funny for you damned Jew?!" Cartman replied in an angry tone voice while looking angry at Kyle too
"Because that you had taken a shit on my front pouch again this morning fat ass!" Kyle continues to screeches out loud at that moment
"Well Kahl I had KFC last night which I really wanted to leaves a welcome to the neighborhood gift for my brand new asshole neighbors which I just did it to you for the hell out of it to pisses you off ?!" Said Cartman with slightly visible grin while Kyle was giving a dirty look at him at that very same minute
"Dude does the mayor lives behind you fat ass?" Said Kenny
"Oh yeah that I forgot that she does lives behind me on Mountain View Drive so what is your point Kinny?" Said Cartman
"If your brand new neighbors want to pisses someone way off its McDaniels!" Said Kenny
"Duh, Kinny they are a bunch of drunken ass frat boys and gangsta wannabes in time they will hit on my mother "Cartman replied in a very sarcastic tone voice
"Cartman I know why because your mother is a MILF just like Stan's mom with her nice looking rack" Said Kenny with a little rarely seen sinfully grin appears on his face while Stan rolls his eyes at that moment
"Kinny you are such a little dirty little pervert!" Cartman sneers loudly with great disgust that filled in his voice as he looks pissed at Kenny
"Cartman, I know that I'm a little dirty perv but least I'm not a big fat ass like you are fat ass!" Said Kenny
"Aye I'm not fat I'm just big-boned, well then you here, me there, screw you guys I'm going home" Said Cartman pointing his fingers in each direction then walk off while the other three boys just standing there looking at each other very funny.
"What a little bitch he is?" Said Kyle
"I know dude" Said Stan while rolling his eyes at the whole thing right now
To Be Continued
Author's notes: This story was an old one that I did a very long ago which it was done in my old writing style and had to decides to add more to it as the story progresses more along mix another old story into the plot as well too.