Hello Again! Since Season Two has not aired as of yet, this is my take on what happens in Gravity Falls. Also Stan has now given Dipper the Journal back. This is written as episodes, so I guess the chapter breaks are just really long commercial breaks. No shipping promises, but there might be some DipperxOC later and there will be absolutely NO PINECEST. EVER. R&R please, and I am officially starting a "Re-elect Sir Lord Quentin Trembley the Third, Esquire; President" campaign. Have Fun!

-Episode One: Mortal Foolishness-

It was another day at the Mystery Shack, and Dipper and Mabel were bored.

"It's been two weeks since we busted Gideon," Dipper mumbled, "and all we've done is record those stupid 'Guide to Life' videos."

"Those weren't stupid!" Mabel exclaimed. "They were pure genius!"

"Whatever," Dipper said. Just then, Wendy and her friends burst into the shack.

"Hey, guys," said Wendy, "What's shakin'?"

"Nothing," muttered Dipper. "Another boring Friday."

"No way, dude," Lee said, clearly excited. "We're all gonna go back to hang at the Dusk 2 Dawn tonight!"

"Oh, brother," muttered Wendy, "Please help me talk him out of this. He won't listen to reason."

"Why?" He said, defensively. "Do you have any better ideas? Or maybe Dr. Funtimes here would like to make a suggestion?"

Dipper's eyes narrowed. He knew that this was a challenge. And there was no way in a million years he would ever go back to the abandoned Dusk 2 Dawn. It was haunted. And he was sure that Ma and Pa would not be nearly as friendly this time. The twin's thirteenth birthday was less than a month away. Then he remembered something.

"Actually, I do have a suggestion," Dipper said. " I read about this place called Gore Manor. It's supposedly a Haunted Mansion that belonged to an old sea captain. Something happened with his bride, Priscilla, and an exorcism gone wrong, and now it's full of ghosts. The Journal says there could be as many as a thousand."

"How does that help us?" Thompson asked.

"It also gives the location," Dipper said grinning. "Who's up for a haunted sleepout?"

"YEAH!" All of the teens yelled. they walked off, discussing their plans for later.

"Um, Dipper?" Questioned Mabel, "Doesn't this seem a little, um, dangerous to you?"

"No way," Dipper said, trying to sound brave. "It couldn't be worse than the Dusk 2 Dawn, could it?"

Dipper had no idea how wrong he was.

Okay, teaser prelude done! MUAHAHAHA! If you figure out where they're going, bonus points for you! There will be a new, much longer update soon! See ya till' then!