Oh my god. I'm this close. So close to his... I could hurt him so many times with just that particular area of his body. Or... I could trail my fingers along his... He'd enjoy it as much as I would. Oh god...

What's she... Oh my god. She's going to pull my pants down. Which pair did I put on this morning. Please don't be the rubber duck ones. I don't need her ridiculing me for that too. The horror. She'd never agree to go out with me... No matter what my choice of underwear is. I'm too dorky.