Chapter 2

Jail

In this chapter Spongebob gets sent to jail for abusing Puff Daddy then Squidward post bail and takes Spongebob. Sponge bob is Squidward bathroom, then Puff Daddy dates Spongebobs dad. I don't own Spongebob or any of the other characters.

SBPOV

Wewhewwewhew Puff Daddy had called the cops, SHIT! I bolted, he was to busy looking behind he that he ran into a doughnut shop. Of course there had to cops in there because it was a fucking doughnut shop. I went to court and got sentenced 8 months in prison. I was hunted down by the Tattle Tale Strangler, the Tattle Tale Strangler was so fed up with my shit that he took one of the guards' heads and shoved it up my ass. While that was all happening Squidward was posting bail for my arrest. I thanked Squidward "Thank you so much you fluffy delicious basterd" I went and sat in Squidward boat. Squidward turned around and said

"What the fuck are you doing, get out of my fucking car you stupid yellow retard I just posted bail so the cops would leave me alone, they have been on my ass all week asking me how I could be your friend."

I broke out into tears, I actually thought that homo sexual, and rapist person was my friend. So I called him a "MOTHER FUCKING NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT!" in a very loud and angry voice, then I said "Sorry Squidward I was just going on a rampage for a moment, can I please just stay at your for a week max" in a very soft voice.

"Ok, but only on one condition" Squidward said

"What's that condition Mr. Fancy Pants" I said

"Well first of all you can't tell my boyfriend you are staying he is way to protective and he gets jealous when he sees me with other man, and second of all don't call me Mr. Fancy Pants that's my boyfriends nickname." Squidward said

"So what's his name? It couldn't be Squilliam Fancyson"

"But it is Mr. Fancyson, isn't he so fucking hot I just want to marry him already?" me and Squidward rode the Squidwards boat back to Squidwards house. I walked over to my burned down house and dug up some drugs that I buried. I walked back to Squidwards house and took a shower, when I was done with my shower, I locked my self in the bath room and sniffed my entire crack collection. I saw a bright light and said in my head it's not the morning it is still at night. Oh shit I over dosed on my crack and now I am dead.

This is now my second chapter of Spongebob on crack, it is a crack fiction its pretty random but I tried to make as funny as possible.