OK so I wrote this a while a go and I just found it. I reckon I was really bored.
Thor
Loki
Loki?
Brother.
What is that?
What is what Thor?
That which you hold in your hands…it looks…unusual…
This, brother, is called an iPhone. If you bothered to extend your knowledge of Midguard and its inanities you'd appreciate the underlying passivity's that evade your extensive knowledge.
Brother, use not your words of trickery and name the function of this item.
Thor, you really must be more conscious. You're naivety is showing. You may want to see to it?
Loki!?
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Return brother! So I may inquire further!