Tigerstar was thinking.
"Maybe if I climb a tree it will help." He said to himself.
When he reached the top of a random tree, it started to rain. He started to slip.
"AHHHHHH!"
Thunk!
"Hey Darkstripe! Me has an idea! Ostriches!" said Tigerstar cheerfully.
"What the heck is an ostrich?" said Darkstripe.
"Me has no idea. I think it is a killing machine. We can kill Fiiirrreeessstttaaarrr!"
"Okay, fine."
Soon they had ordered an ostrich on and Tigerstar was announcing that to the Dark Forest.
"Cats of the Dark Forest. We have ordered a killing machine. It will wipe out the clans!"
Many cats cheered.
"Delivery!"
"Oh yes. My killing machine. The ostrich. It will be the end. I will train it until blood is the only thing it wants. It will kill that traitor, Ivypool and all her silly little friends. The lake will run red once more, but not with the blood of my son Hawkfrost, but all the clan cat's blood, murdered by me and my ostrich and all the dark forest cats. we will make those cats wish they had never been born. He will devour their bodies and destroy their camps. Our helpers in the clans will be the only survivors. Then we will take out StarClan itself! Then they will regret the day they killed me. We will rule the planet." he said to himself.
"Ummm, I hate to interrupt, sign here, here, and initial here." said the delivery cat, horrified.
"Okay! Now get out or else!" The delivery cat didn't need to be told twice. He sprinted away as fast as he could.
"Yes, my ostrich. We meet at last!"
Sqwauk! Gobble! The ostrich just finished eating Hawkheart. Before that he ate Mapleshade, Thistleclaw, Brokenstar, and Breezepelt.
"Steve! Don't eat them! They are our allies!" Tigerstar said for the 890,675,456,345,184,890,445,582,001th time.
"Fine. I will train you somewhere else." said Tigerstar.
Soon they were deep into the Dark Forest.
"Hello, Tigerstar." said Steve.
"What the heck?
"Yes, Tigerstar, embrace who you are." said Steve.
"W-what do you mean?"
"Luke, I am your father." said Steve.
"No!"
"Yes."
"Then that means-that means I'm a catstrich!" Suddenly Tigerstar's neck grew long and longer. His fur turned into feathers.
"And it means you have ! Because all catstriches do." Steve said.
"You mean there are more?" Tigerstar said.
"Half the cats in the clans are catstriches! They just don't know it." said Steve.
"Wow!"
"Yes. Now become a cat again."
Suddenly Tigerstar turned back into a cat.
"Now wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up."
"Wake up!" said Darkstripe.
"Woah! I had the weirdest dream!" said Tigerstar.
"Well, we need to make plans." said Mapleshade.
I am done! Even though this is short I wasn't very interested and it took me forever!
R&R! Or Steve will eat you!