Authors Note: MUST READ I did NOT write any of these quotes I found them
through my vast travels through fanfiction and other sites. I found these
little phrases funny and copied them onto word so that I could read them if
I needed cheering up. I am sorry that I can't give credit to where it lies
because I was stupid and didn't think about it. -_-! So anyway I do not
cliam any credit for what is on this page except for the fact that I found
them. I hope you enjoy these!
WARNING: Most of these phrases come from anime fanfics or other such places for most of them you probably don't need to know much about them but they are very general at least I hope so. Enjoy! If you like these look in my profile for more.
Funny Instances Throughout Various Anime Universes
Dragonball Z-
-"Hello, and welcome to the Capsule Corp hotline, how may I help you?" "Moshi, moshi, I was wondering-" Usagi started, but was cut off by the recording. "-If you are interested in purchasing capsules, dial 1, if you would like to know what this week's special is, dial 2, if you would like to complain about a crazed man blowing up your house, press 3, if you-"
Others/ General Anime- -Snake stepped out into the open, his sandy hair waving slightly in the light breeze, which also served to draw away the smoke wafting from the barrels of his vulcan cannon.
"Terrorists killed: 13. Civilian casulaties: 0. Hoo yeah!"
He shot a glance at the cover he had used during battle, an oversized fiberglass statue of Sailor Chibi Moon, now riddled with bullets, and smiled.
"And nothing of value was lost!"
*************** -"Good God of wine and whiskey! He really is alive this time!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!"
"Christ, he's breaking free! Run for it Yamma!"
There was some more ruckus from upstairs, followed by the DAPC's science and medical experts evacuating the building as if their lives depended on it, which they probably did.
Asuka started rubbing her head again. Tiro reached under a desk and pulled out two shotguns.
Ranma took one and loaded it.
*Cha-chunk* "Well, this is still better than those mutant mealworms they created on Friday."
Tiro shuddered. *Cha-chunk* "Agreed. Well, let's go kill it."
Sakura sighed. "I'll get the mop."
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-Statisticians are predicting a 40% chance of monster attack in the general Tokyo area today, with an elevated 65% chance in the Juuban and Nerima districts. In addition, they predict a 70% chance of alien invasion in the Nerima and Okinawa districts, with an additional 20% chance of random supernatural phenomena for these regions. In other news, minor maintenance problems in the Tokyo subway stations will be causing delays and canceling- * -News Report
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-Mental manipulation wasn't something that Kaze was good at. As a fairly moral person, he always did his best to respect other's privacy of their own mind, despite the way his telepathy allowed him to read into people's thoughts far more intimately than he had let on to his friends. He hardly had any practice putting in new thoughts.
Still, this was proving a rather simple exercise. Bit's brain, if it could be called that, had three main areas: What to fear, what to eat, and what to break into little itty-bitty pieces. This is actually something like he imagined Rayden's mind would look like.
WARNING: Most of these phrases come from anime fanfics or other such places for most of them you probably don't need to know much about them but they are very general at least I hope so. Enjoy! If you like these look in my profile for more.
Funny Instances Throughout Various Anime Universes
Dragonball Z-
-"Hello, and welcome to the Capsule Corp hotline, how may I help you?" "Moshi, moshi, I was wondering-" Usagi started, but was cut off by the recording. "-If you are interested in purchasing capsules, dial 1, if you would like to know what this week's special is, dial 2, if you would like to complain about a crazed man blowing up your house, press 3, if you-"
Others/ General Anime- -Snake stepped out into the open, his sandy hair waving slightly in the light breeze, which also served to draw away the smoke wafting from the barrels of his vulcan cannon.
"Terrorists killed: 13. Civilian casulaties: 0. Hoo yeah!"
He shot a glance at the cover he had used during battle, an oversized fiberglass statue of Sailor Chibi Moon, now riddled with bullets, and smiled.
"And nothing of value was lost!"
*************** -"Good God of wine and whiskey! He really is alive this time!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!"
"Christ, he's breaking free! Run for it Yamma!"
There was some more ruckus from upstairs, followed by the DAPC's science and medical experts evacuating the building as if their lives depended on it, which they probably did.
Asuka started rubbing her head again. Tiro reached under a desk and pulled out two shotguns.
Ranma took one and loaded it.
*Cha-chunk* "Well, this is still better than those mutant mealworms they created on Friday."
Tiro shuddered. *Cha-chunk* "Agreed. Well, let's go kill it."
Sakura sighed. "I'll get the mop."
**************
-Statisticians are predicting a 40% chance of monster attack in the general Tokyo area today, with an elevated 65% chance in the Juuban and Nerima districts. In addition, they predict a 70% chance of alien invasion in the Nerima and Okinawa districts, with an additional 20% chance of random supernatural phenomena for these regions. In other news, minor maintenance problems in the Tokyo subway stations will be causing delays and canceling- * -News Report
***************
-Mental manipulation wasn't something that Kaze was good at. As a fairly moral person, he always did his best to respect other's privacy of their own mind, despite the way his telepathy allowed him to read into people's thoughts far more intimately than he had let on to his friends. He hardly had any practice putting in new thoughts.
Still, this was proving a rather simple exercise. Bit's brain, if it could be called that, had three main areas: What to fear, what to eat, and what to break into little itty-bitty pieces. This is actually something like he imagined Rayden's mind would look like.