I apologize in advance for any OoC-ness you might find.

Quite obviously, I do not own OHSHC, even if I do have some pocky.

Haruhi padded over to a couch in Music Room Three and sat down, chewing on the end of a stick of pocky. She held the box in her hand, her bag slung over one shoulder. Crunching the pocky carefully, she let her eyes glaze over, not focusing on anything in particular.

Hikaru, sitting on the couch across from her, looked up from the game he was helping Kaoru play (yes, Hikaru usually held the controller, but what's life without a bit of whimsy?) and met her eyes. He was somewhat startled that she was starting at him; it was unusual for her to spend more time than necessary watching any particular host. He smiled quickly at her and ducked his head, returning to the game. "Use Snorlax, Kaoru."

"Okay," Kaoru nodded, hitting the button. He glanced sideways at his twin and asked silently, What's up?

Hikaru flicked his eyes back to Haruhi, who was still staring relentlessly and eating her stick of pocky. She's been staring at us for a few minutes.

Kaoru grinned as he glanced over and met Haruhi's eyes. He gave her a cheery wave. "Hello, Haruhi. Do you find us that interesting?"

Haruhi continued with her unblinking gaze, not responding to his call.

Kaoru shrugged to his twin, Let's just leave her for now. The longer she stares, the more we can tease later.

Sounds good to me, Hikaru nodded.

Haruhi finished her stick of pocky as the twins returned to their game. Without bothering to look down at the box, she withdrew a second piece. Still unconsciously gazing at the twins, she began eating it, scraping the chocolate off of the stick with her teeth,

Kaoru glanced up from the game and blinked a few times in quick succession. He nudged his twin. Hikaru, look at Haruhi.

Hikaru's eyes flicked over to Haruhi and he copied his twin, blinking. Do you think… he began.

…that she's doing that on purpose? Kaoru finished. Yes.

Is she trying to torture us? Hikaru sighed, watching Haruhi slowly pull the pocky stick in and out of her mouth, scraping the chocolate off of the outside as she went. He and his twin squirmed uncomfortably on the couch, watching Haruhi continue her administrations on the pocky stick. She soon finished scraping the chocolate off the biscuit cookie; after that, she slowly sucked on it, allowing it to dissolve in her mouth, never losing eye contact with the twins. Much to their displeasure, Hikaru and Kaoru were both on the verge of getting nosebleeds. The cleared their throats and returned to their game to feed Snorlax some spicy pokéblocks.

Kaoru, Hikaru communicated, is our toy toying with us?

I believe she is, Kaoru nodded, saving the game. Shall we exact our revenge?

Hikaru smirked. We shall, but how?

Why don't we put on a show for the ladies? Kaoru motioned towards the large group of customers sitting with Kyoya, Tamaki, Mori, and Hunny.

Do you have anything in particular in mind? Hikaru questioned silently as they stood up and walked over to Haruhi, who had finally dissolved her piece of pocky.

Let's see what she does next, Kaoru suggested, smiling.

Haruhi, almost as if she had heard them, extracted two sticks of pocky from her box. Still gazing straight ahead, she put the ends of both in her mouth, walrus-tusk style. Light bulbs went on over the twins' heads.

Kaoru, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Hikaru grinned.

You bet I am, Kaoru nodded as the two descended upon their victim. Hikaru sat down on Haruhi's right; Kaoru, on her left. Both of them leaned forward and took an end of a pocky stick, biting gently on the end. Being careful not to break the stick, they began eating their way towards their favorite toy.

Haruhi remained impassive and, seemingly unknowingly, began chewing her way towards the twins, pulling the ends of the pocky sticks into her mouth. She stared forward, somehow succeeding in keeping herself from blinking.

Hikaru blushed as he noticed Haruhi working her way towards him. He wondered silently what was up with her; she was usually not one to participate in these types of things unless forced to do so. He grit his teeth, almost breaking the pocky in the process. He began working his way towards her more quickly, barely chewing before catching the next bit of pocky in his mouth.

Kaoru's cheeks were tinged with a lovely shade of fuchsia by this point, as Haruhi had been eating each of the pocky sticks equally. Their faces were now an inch apart; he could feel her breath on his face. He swallowed carefully and mentally prepared himself to eat the last bit of pocky. However, before he could do anything other than close his eyes, he felt something press against his mouth. His eyes snapped open and his fuchsia cheeks turned scarlet.

Haruhi had closed the distance between herself and the twins; both twins watched, red-faced, as her eyes finally slid shut. She could sense that neither twin had any idea what to do; this fact made the situation rather interesting. As she sat there, breathing through her nose due to the current occupation of her lips, she wondered what was supposed to come next. She decided to remain in that position until at least one of the twins regained their senses. She allowed her eyes to flutter open for a few seconds and was met with the dumbstruck faces of Hikaru and Kaoru.

Before either twin had enough time to gather their wits, Tamaki finally succeeded in escaping Renge, who had been holding him back. He dashed over to the couch where the three sat, still kissing. His screams, telling the twins to stop violating their sister's lips, were drowned out by the squeals of the watching ladies. The ladies squealed over the moe as Tamaki pried the still very shocked twins away from Haruhi. The twins stood where he let them go, gaping at Haruhi. Haruhi stood up calmly and walked back over to the group.

"Now that we're done there," she nodded, smiling, "truth or dare, Mori-sempai?"

The twins turned slowly towards the group, mouths open. They blinked a few times and silently resolved to get Haruhi back for this at a later date. "Hey, we want to play, too!" The dashed over to the group and dropped into chairs on either side of their favorite toy.

Renge grinned at her camera. She'd gotten fantastic pictures for her next doujinshi, along with a more exciting story line than she could have thought up herself, as she'd made over two hundred volumes by now, and was running out of ideas. Giggling to herself and winking at her fellow fangirls, she pulled her camera strap back around her neck to await whatever might come next in such an unpredictable game.

Well, did you like it? Did you despise it with a burning passion? Do you want it to continue? Do you want it to die? Please drop your thoughts in that pretty little review box, even if it's just to say that you like pocky or pokemon. :D