Hullo! Eh this is my second Jthm fic this is sorta a sequel to SWEET HIDEOUS BEAVER BABIES!! Yesh anyways this is a goofy thing I had stuck in my head while riding my crappie 50$ bike. This timeline is after the last issue and Nny is on 'vacation' or something like that. Well I'll shut up now. Enjoy.
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Squee sighed with happiness. He was finally going somewhere with his parents. They were actually not leaving him all alone at home. He gripped Shmee tightly and looked out the car window. The trees zoomed by outside the car window. Squee sat in the middle of the back seat so he also had a clear shot out of the windshield. The trees began to linger , sand and cactuses started to take up the landscape.
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Johnny kicked angrily at his car tire. "I shouldn't have run over that hobo." Johnny thought grimly. He looked around trying to figure out where the hell he was. All he could see was cactuses and sand. The sun beat mercilessly at his back (and bald head :) ) Johnny grunted and glared at the car as if he were trying to burn a hole through it. He suddenly heard a screech of tires from behind him. He turned to find a van not a large one , but a small packing van, it was an ugly tan color with graffiti all on the sides. (I dare not say what any of it says.) It drove past him but stopped when it had gotten three yards away from him. The van backed up till the driver's side door faced him. A strange man threw the door open and stepped out. The man was lean in the body and he didn't go with the van well. He had a long white hair pulled back at the nape of his neck that spilled over his shoulders, he had large black eyes that were almost hidden by a huge black hat that was shaped sort of like a sombrero but not as pointed at the top for it fit perfectly on his head it was kinda like a bucket hat. It just seemed to be pulled over his eyes like he didn't think the sun dare touch the back of his neck. He wore a white tank top and black jeans. He had large black boots on. The man was very tall because had to look down at Nny he was probably 6'' 8' , went up to Nny and looked down at him trying to look him the face but was hampered by his height. "Can I help you with your car trouble ?" the man asked. Nny wanted to say "How did you know I was having car trouble?" but kept that thought to himself. "Um yes I guess.…" Nny replied cursing himself for seeming so retarded. "My name is Hiro…." he said rather quietly as if he didn't want anyone else to hear him. "Oh okay…My name is Johnny." Nny said. But Hiro didn't seem to be listening, went over to the car. "Hey could you lift the hood?" He asked Johnny. Johnny nodded and went to his car, opened the door, reached in and popped the hood. Hiro looked down into the car intestines, "I there's a hand in there…." He murmured not sounding scared or disgusted Johnny blinked in mock surprise. "There is? Oh well." Hiro looked up and stared for a moment.
"Oh that happens a lot huh?"
"Yep…those damn hobos."
"Always gettin' in the way….." Hiro said grinning. "Well this hand killed the engine, choked it up. Why don't I give you a ride to the nearest town?"
Nny thought a moment "Sure okay.." Hiro got into the van and shut the door with a slam. Nny hopped into the passenger's side and shut his door. The interior of the van was amazingly cleaner than the outside. No trash nor debris dare touch this carpet, the van on the inside was the same ugly beige color as was on the outside. There was a large area in the back there was nothing back there though. By the time Nny had stopped analyzing the inside of the van they'd been moving for about 5 minutes.
"Oi I didn't hear your name." Hiro addressed Nny casually. Nny looked out the windshield, the sun was beginning to disappear behind the desert mountains. The night was taking over once again. "Johnny but my friends call me Nny." Nny said still looking out the windshield awaiting the stars that he so admired.
An awkward silence settled. Mainly on Nny's part. He looked over to Hiro. A change had gone through him. Hiro was now griping the steering wheel with ferocity that Hiro's normally tan hands had gone white. "Your him………………..the one……" Hiro said through grit teeth.
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**SQUEAK ** Spooky err squeaked. Devi glared at her friend Tenna. "Please Tenna while driving in MY car on MY vacation., DO NOT SQUEAK the damn toy…."
"Why?" Tenna asked innocently
"Because."
"Why?"
"( Because I said so…."
"Because why?"
"BECAUSE IF YOU DONM'T WANT TO FLUNG OUT OF THIS CAR THAT'S GOING 60mi PER HOUR YOU WILL…..NOT…..SQUEAK THE DAMN SHITTY TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"O.o Okay I tell spooky to be quiet" Tenna put Spooky in font of her face and waved a finger at it. "No squeaky Spooky……" Tenna peered at Devi….. and added to Spooky "Oh Spooky you're not a shitty toy.. Devi's just grumpy." Devi grumbled something unintelligible. Devi was pissed and yes a little grumpy. You would be to if Tenna come into your room and woke you up a 3:00 in the morning squealing about a road trip. Devi ,of course, refused but Tenna went into her little "You need to get out more" shit…for about an hour…. Until Devi finally agreed. So here they were in a small ass car on a highway in the middle of a damn desert. Tenna was talking to spooky and rambling about stuff. Devi was seriously thinking about homicide. But at least the setting sun was beautiful. Devi suddenly blinked. 'I thought we were the only ones on this road for miles…' Devi also saw something about 5 minutes back in the rearview mirror: a broke down old beetle it had a smiley face/head on the antenna
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Nny looked at Hiro "What do you mean?" Nny asked reaching for the knife that he put in the back pocket of his pants, it was small but it cut through flesh like a dream. "Don't you remember?" Hiro said his voice full of hatred. Nny usually would've lunged for Hiro's throat by now, but Nny wanted to now what he couldn't remember. Hiro took Nny's silence as a no and said "Your parents…..I killed your parents….and helped make what you are today."
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CLIFFHANGER! R&R please.